Post by: Ducttapewonder on May 19, 2003, 03:44:22 am
Enjoy
Post by: Rogue NineCH on May 19, 2003, 07:39:43 pm
Post by: Chrystoff on May 19, 2003, 07:40:53 pm
Post by: Anthony_Scott on May 19, 2003, 07:49:38 pm
WB bud!
Post by: starforce2 on May 20, 2003, 11:41:49 am
Post by: Ducttapewonder on May 20, 2003, 09:21:15 pm
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What exactly are those pods for under it? Weapons?
Well according to "canon" info. The federation having the most luxorious ships in the galaxy decided that sence the Constellation class had a crew of 500+ and would be away from port for sometimes years at a time, built a self contained brewery into this class. the pods are infact giant beer brewing vats and are the most armored and shielded system on the entire ship, capable of brewing enough smooth Lager, Hefeweisen, Draft and Ale to meet the entire crews needs as well as provide for diplomatic functions and trade. The experiment was discontinued after reports of problems arising from the brewery. According to unofficial reports, the incident between the U.S.S. Stargazer and the ferengi was caused when Captain Jean Luc Picard became infuriated after losing a game of quarters and noticing that his guest, Feringi Commander Damon Whatshisname was stuffing a good quantity of 1 credit latinum bars down the panties of his favorite pole dancer.
Post by: Chrystoff on May 20, 2003, 10:19:24 pm
Post by: Anthony_Scott on May 20, 2003, 10:47:49 pm
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What exactly are those pods for under it? Weapons?
Well according to "canon" info. The federation having the most luxorious ships in the galaxy decided that sence the Constellation class had a crew of 500+ and would be away from port for sometimes years at a time, built a self contained brewery into this class. the pods are infact giant beer brewing vats and are the most armored and shielded system on the entire ship, capable of brewing enough smooth Lager, Hefeweisen, Draft and Ale to meet the entire crews needs as well as provide for diplomatic functions and trade. The experiment was discontinued after reports of problems arising from the brewery. According to unofficial reports, the incident between the U.S.S. Stargazer and the ferengi was caused when Captain Jean Luc Picard became infuriated after losing a game of quarters and noticing that his guest, Feringi Commander Damon Whatshisname was stuffing a good quantity of 1 credit latinum bars down the panties of his favorite pole dancer.
OMGODS!!! Does this mean that I can order a Guinness or a Sam Adams and not be looked at weird? Or even ask the replicator in my guarters for a tall cool one?
Since there is a gentleman's club aboard the vessel I assume that there are enough Starfleet security about to handle things we me and my Marine pals get rowdy?
Post by: Ducttapewonder on May 22, 2003, 06:47:42 pm
Post by: Captain Pierce on May 22, 2003, 08:30:54 pm
Which is, BTW, that the greebles and such are part of the navigational deflector system, since the Constellation obviously has no main deflector dish.