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Title: SOS Fleet
Post by: SSCF Hooch on May 12, 2003, 12:55:13 pm
Where are you? Did we spank you so bad that you gave up on D2? Or are you just a bunch of gutless weenies?
Title: Re: SOS Fleet
Post by: wanderer on May 12, 2003, 12:59:25 pm
We're gonna need some Rommie butt to kick pretty soon, and we thought of you guys, oh, sorry, Cleo...

<note to Hooch...'rp', remember the 'rp'...oh, wait, that's remember PinkyGen, my bad...
Title: Re: SOS Fleet
Post by: KRolling on May 12, 2003, 01:02:23 pm
Awww, Hooch!!!

Is that a way to treat a Rummie Princess??? <snicker>

Maybe she's afraid she'll  break a nail!!

 
Title: Re: SOS Fleet
Post by: KBF-Dogmatix on May 12, 2003, 01:10:21 pm
Not that I have any particular affinity for the boys and girls of SOS, and also, not that I don't wonder where they went, too...BUT..

When did y'all kick their butts?  As I recall, they bothered to show up for DoE AND actually got pretty good, pretty quick in Romulan SFC2 boats by the time the fun server that preceded DoE ended..

They are probably just a bunch of lurkers that will show up once the shooting starts.  I certainly hope they do.  I suspect the Coalition will need the help.
Title: Re: SOS Fleet
Post by: wanderer on May 12, 2003, 01:12:44 pm
<Shhhhh, Dog, we're trying to rile them up, ya darn party-pooper!>
Title: Re: SOS Fleet
Post by: KOTH-Steel Claw on May 12, 2003, 01:16:40 pm
It would be nice if they put in an appearance on a serious server.
Title: Re: SOS Fleet
Post by: KBF-Dogmatix on May 12, 2003, 01:24:03 pm
Quote:

<Shhhhh, Dog, we're trying to rile them up, ya darn party-pooper!>  





OOOOOOOooooooooh.  Gotcha.  


Sorry.  


---Mr. Literal
Title: Re: SOS Fleet
Post by: KRolling on May 12, 2003, 01:39:02 pm
Quote:

Not that I have any particular affinity for the boys and girls of SOS, and also, not that I don't wonder where they went, too...BUT..

When did y'all kick their butts?  As I recall, they bothered to show up for DoE AND actually got pretty good, pretty quick in Romulan SFC2 boats by the time the fun server that preceded DoE ended..

They are probably just a bunch of lurkers that will show up once the shooting starts.  I certainly hope they do.  I suspect the Coalition will need the help.  




Dog, come here!!! Come here!!! Here, Dog, here!!!

<points to ground in front of me>

Look at me!!! Bad, Dog, bad!!!!

<WHACK!!>
Title: Re: SOS Fleet
Post by: SSCF Hooch on May 12, 2003, 02:06:53 pm
Quote:

Not that I have any particular affinity for the boys and girls of SOS, and also, not that I don't wonder where they went, too...BUT..

When did y'all kick their butts?  As I recall, they bothered to show up for DoE AND actually got pretty good, pretty quick in Romulan SFC2 boats by the time the fun server that preceded DoE ended..

They are probably just a bunch of lurkers that will show up once the shooting starts.  I certainly hope they do.  I suspect the Coalition will need the help.  




Well, nobody ever said that the klinks are the brightest candles, now did they  
Title: Re: SOS Fleet
Post by: KBF-Dogmatix on May 12, 2003, 02:11:08 pm
That's because such goes without saying, really.  Why bother extoll the many virtues of Klingon Warriors, as well as those of the Klingon Empire, itself?  They are well-documented and widely known.


Really, now...can I really be blamed for failing to understand your feeble attempts at baiting?  I mean...it just looked to me like more Federation lies!  


 
Title: Re: SOS Fleet
Post by: KRolling on May 12, 2003, 02:11:33 pm
Quote:

Quote:

Not that I have any particular affinity for the boys and girls of SOS, and also, not that I don't wonder where they went, too...BUT..

When did y'all kick their butts?  As I recall, they bothered to show up for DoE AND actually got pretty good, pretty quick in Romulan SFC2 boats by the time the fun server that preceded DoE ended..

They are probably just a bunch of lurkers that will show up once the shooting starts.  I certainly hope they do.  I suspect the Coalition will need the help.  




Well, nobody ever said that the klinks are the brightest candles, now did they    





<whispers to Hooch>

I think he was dropped on his head when he was a baby!!!  
Title: Re: SOS Fleet
Post by: Black on May 12, 2003, 03:48:41 pm
LOL!!!

Now that's more like it!

That's really funny!

Thanks, phew <wipes tears from face>

   
Title: Re: SOS Fleet
Post by: KBF-Dogmatix on May 12, 2003, 03:54:41 pm
Another easily amused Fred.  Bet that.  
Title: Re: SOS Fleet
Post by: jimmi7769 on May 12, 2003, 03:58:07 pm
Quote:

Another easily amused Fred.  Bet that.    




Such simpletons.
Title: Re: SOS Fleet
Post by: Black on May 12, 2003, 04:29:15 pm
You had to be there.

Whole thread is amusing ...  
Title: Re: SOS Fleet
Post by: Toten on May 12, 2003, 04:39:53 pm
I would think that shameless baiting of a potential fleet would be taboo.

In this regard I would like to ask the SOS fleet to consider playing in the upcomming SG3 campaign, if to do any thing, to whoop hooch's hiney.

Everyone is always welcome. Especially to kill hooch.    
Title: Re: SOS Fleet
Post by: KRolling on May 12, 2003, 05:21:43 pm
Quote:

You had to be there.

Whole thread is amusing ...  




That's the problem, Black. They're NOT there!!!

<taps temple with finger>
Title: Re: SOS Fleet
Post by: Gumby on May 12, 2003, 05:52:40 pm
 I was considering gathering all my friends and making our own Romulan fleet.  Not sure what to call it yet though.  
Hmmmmmmm, maybe Fleet Of One?    Thats right, the dreaded Romulan FOO!
 
     
Title: Re: SOS Fleet
Post by: Kortez on May 12, 2003, 05:58:58 pm
Quote:

Quote:

Not that I have any particular affinity for the boys and girls of SOS, and also, not that I don't wonder where they went, too...BUT..

When did y'all kick their butts?  As I recall, they bothered to show up for DoE AND actually got pretty good, pretty quick in Romulan SFC2 boats by the time the fun server that preceded DoE ended..

They are probably just a bunch of lurkers that will show up once the shooting starts.  I certainly hope they do.  I suspect the Coalition will need the help.  




Dog, come here!!! Come here!!! Here, Dog, here!!!

<points to ground in front of me>

Look at me!!! Bad, Dog, bad!!!!

<WHACK!!>  




NO HITTING DOGS!
 
Title: Re: SOS Fleet
Post by: KRolling on May 12, 2003, 06:02:06 pm
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Not that I have any particular affinity for the boys and girls of SOS, and also, not that I don't wonder where they went, too...BUT..

When did y'all kick their butts?  As I recall, they bothered to show up for DoE AND actually got pretty good, pretty quick in Romulan SFC2 boats by the time the fun server that preceded DoE ended..

They are probably just a bunch of lurkers that will show up once the shooting starts.  I certainly hope they do.  I suspect the Coalition will need the help.  




Dog, come here!!! Come here!!! Here, Dog, here!!!

<points to ground in front of me>

Look at me!!! Bad, Dog, bad!!!!

<WHACK!!>  




NO HITTING DOGS!
 




<WHACK!!>
Title: Re: SOS Fleet
Post by: KBF-Dogmatix on May 12, 2003, 07:56:59 pm
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Not that I have any particular affinity for the boys and girls of SOS, and also, not that I don't wonder where they went, too...BUT..

When did y'all kick their butts?  As I recall, they bothered to show up for DoE AND actually got pretty good, pretty quick in Romulan SFC2 boats by the time the fun server that preceded DoE ended..

They are probably just a bunch of lurkers that will show up once the shooting starts.  I certainly hope they do.  I suspect the Coalition will need the help.  




Dog, come here!!! Come here!!! Here, Dog, here!!!

<points to ground in front of me>

Look at me!!! Bad, Dog, bad!!!!

<WHACK!!>  




NO HITTING DOGS!
 








<WHACK!!>  





Get anywhere near me and you're history...poorly written, at that!  
Title: Re: SOS Fleet
Post by: TOCXOBearslayer on May 12, 2003, 08:06:09 pm
Would you prefer she said it this way?

"Oh.... come here sweet puppy dog... come on......Mommy's got a treat for you..... "  <THWACK>
Title: Re: SOS Fleet
Post by: KBF-Dogmatix on May 12, 2003, 08:19:54 pm
Quote:

Would you prefer she said it this way?

"Oh.... come here sweet puppy dog... come on......Mommy's got a treat for you..... "  <THWACK>  




There is ZERO "<thwack>"ing of this dog...PERIOD.  Rolling is toast if she ends up in the same sector of space as I.  That's it...



Dogmatix = Not a member of KRolling's Online Fan Club    
KRolling = Hooch Groupie    
Title: Re: SOS Fleet
Post by: KRolling on May 12, 2003, 08:24:09 pm
Quote:

Quote:

Would you prefer she said it this way?

"Oh.... come here sweet puppy dog... come on......Mommy's got a treat for you..... "  <THWACK>  




There is ZERO "<thwack>"ing of this dog...PERIOD.  Rolling is toast if she ends up in the same sector of space as I.  That's it...



Dogmatix = Not a member of KRolling's Online Fan Club    





I have no Online Fan Club, Doggy.  
Title: Re: SOS Fleet
Post by: Goose on May 12, 2003, 08:26:20 pm
Quote:


<whispers to Hooch>

I think he was dropped on his head when he was a baby!!!  





Not quite.
His mother was your Pin Precursor!

One too many shots from the pin!
Title: Re: SOS Fleet
Post by: KBF-Dogmatix on May 12, 2003, 08:26:53 pm
Hmm...okay.

Sorry.


 
Title: Re: SOS Fleet
Post by: KRolling on May 12, 2003, 08:28:11 pm
Quote:

Hmm...okay.

Sorry.


 





LOL!!!!
Title: Re: SOS Fleet
Post by: KBF-Dogmatix on May 12, 2003, 08:29:04 pm
Quote:

Quote:


<whispers to Hooch>

I think he was dropped on his head when he was a baby!!!  





Not quite.
His mother was your Pin Precursor!

One too many shots from the pin!  




Dogmatix does NOT fall prey to silly human kitchen acoutriments wielded by the likes of an Earther female.  Bank on it.


 
Title: Re: SOS Fleet
Post by: KRolling on May 12, 2003, 08:33:43 pm
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:


<whispers to Hooch>

I think he was dropped on his head when he was a baby!!!  





Not quite.
His mother was your Pin Precursor!

One too many shots from the pin!  




Dogmatix does NOT fall prey to silly human kitchen acoutriments wielded by the likes of an Earther female.  Bank on it.


 





Oh!!! I thought the doughnut boys invented the Rolling Pin!!
Title: Re: SOS Fleet
Post by: Hondo_8 on May 12, 2003, 08:43:11 pm
Quote:

Quote:

Would you prefer she said it this way?

"Oh.... come here sweet puppy dog... come on......Mommy's got a treat for you..... "  <THWACK>  




There is ZERO "<thwack>"ing of this dog...PERIOD.  Rolling is toast if she ends up in the same sector of space as I.  That's it...



Dogmatix = Not a member of KRolling's Online Fan Club    
KRolling = Hooch Groupie    





We are pleased to see a return of Hostility. This will improve your standings with Federation Captains still on the fence about promoting the Romulans to Fed Enemy #1
Title: Re: SOS Fleet
Post by: Agave on May 12, 2003, 09:18:05 pm
Quote:

 KRolling = Hooch Groupie    




Wouldn't that make her a Hoochie Momma?

Sorry, just had to stick my tail into this shameless thread.

And don't go trying to whack this lizard either.   Hehehehe.



Agave Azul  
Title: Re: SOS Fleet
Post by: KRolling on May 12, 2003, 09:30:32 pm
Quote:

Quote:

 KRolling = Hooch Groupie    




Wouldn't that make her a Hoochie Momma?

Sorry, just had to stick my tail into this shameless thread.

And don't go trying to whack this lizard either.   Hehehehe.



Agave Azul  





OH THAT IS TOO FUNNY!!!!

<high fives Agave!>
Title: Re: SOS Fleet
Post by: Thrain on May 12, 2003, 09:40:38 pm
Quote:

Would you prefer she said it this way?

"Oh.... come here sweet puppy dog... come on......Mommy's got a treat for you..... "  <THWACK>  




Now who is baiting who here? Looks like Doggy rose to the bait like the large mouth he is....What a Bass!

It's been overlong since I taunted you Doggy. Attack Kim and you'll force me to tell stories of the early years in public, lol.
Title: Re: SOS Fleet
Post by: Daew Anahos on May 12, 2003, 10:12:22 pm
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Would you prefer she said it this way?

"Oh.... come here sweet puppy dog... come on......Mommy's got a treat for you..... "  <THWACK>  




There is ZERO "<thwack>"ing of this dog...PERIOD.  Rolling is toast if she ends up in the same sector of space as I.  That's it...



Dogmatix = Not a member of KRolling's Online Fan Club    





I have no Online Fan Club, Doggy.    




Isn't it more of a site where you sell the colored markers   (do I really need to elaborate?)


 
Title: Re: SOS Fleet
Post by: Matsukasi on May 12, 2003, 10:20:50 pm
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Quote:

Quote:

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<whispers to Hooch>

I think he was dropped on his head when he was a baby!!!  





Not quite.
His mother was your Pin Precursor!

One too many shots from the pin!  




Dogmatix does NOT fall prey to silly human kitchen acoutriments wielded by the likes of an Earther female.  Bank on it.


 





Oh!!! I thought the doughnut boys invented the Rolling Pin!!  




Don't you  DARE drag me into this, Kim.    

Dog, see you on the front.... as usual.    

Fluf, bake some pies.    

Maverick, scrub down my shuttlebay .... again.    
Title: Re: SOS Fleet
Post by: KBF-Dogmatix on May 12, 2003, 11:24:25 pm
Quote:

Quote:

Would you prefer she said it this way?

"Oh.... come here sweet puppy dog... come on......Mommy's got a treat for you..... "  <THWACK>  




Now who is baiting who here? Looks like Doggy rose to the bait like the large mouth he is....What a Bass!

It's been overlong since I taunted you Doggy. Attack Kim and you'll force me to tell stories of the early years in public, lol.  





Bah...I fear not your fabrications, Fred!


It surprises me not at all that you have mistaken my defending myself as an attack on the real attacker.  Such is always the case with your kind.  Nay, the first <WHACK> did not come from me...but I guarantee you, the one I administer will count.  


 
Title: Re: SOS Fleet
Post by: KRolling on May 13, 2003, 07:33:49 am
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Would you prefer she said it this way?

"Oh.... come here sweet puppy dog... come on......Mommy's got a treat for you..... "  <THWACK>  




Now who is baiting who here? Looks like Doggy rose to the bait like the large mouth he is....What a Bass!

It's been overlong since I taunted you Doggy. Attack Kim and you'll force me to tell stories of the early years in public, lol.  





Bah...I fear not your fabrications, Fred!


It surprises me not at all that you have mistaken my defending myself as an attack on the real attacker.  Such is always the case with your kind.  Nay, the first <WHACK> did not come from me...but I guarantee you, the one I administer will count.  


 





<snicker> I will be good to fly with you old friends again... even as enemies!!!

OH, I mean......

I have a special Neutering Rolling Pin (NRP) for you Dog!!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!  
Title: Re: SOS Fleet
Post by: KOTH-Steel Claw on May 13, 2003, 07:48:11 am
 
Quote:

 Don't you DARE drag me into this, Kim.

Dog, see you on the front.... as usual.

Fluf, bake some pies.

Maverick, scrub down my shuttlebay .... again.  




Mat,

I agree with everything but the last line. Maverick is not some slave boy running around doing odd jobs and chores. He is a captain of the Kzin. As such, he is beneath doing your lowly chores. He shoulds be given the respect that he is due. He will become the scourge of the universe, a proper Kzin. He will be much to busy as a proper captain to complete your menial labor. Besides, he is repainting my DD.
 
Title: Re: SOS Fleet
Post by: Mog on May 13, 2003, 07:54:01 am
Doggy, on first reading KRolling's response to you, I feared for your, ahem, safety. But on reflecting back to what I saw of her ships on AOTK, I worry not. This Federation petaQ didn't even allow me to get into ph1 range before she fled the field of battle, and not even mighty ensorcelled photons have that range, so these rolling pins will prove as ineffective as the whole Federation's navy.
Title: Re: SOS Fleet
Post by: KRolling on May 13, 2003, 08:00:27 am
Hehe!!! I must admit you guys scare the pickles out of me in pvp!!!!

And since I haven't played SCF2 in some time I'm sure I'll be hiding in some deep dark corner running scan missions!!!

 
Title: Re: SOS Fleet
Post by: jimmi7769 on May 13, 2003, 08:16:43 am
Quote:

 
Quote:

 Don't you DARE drag me into this, Kim.

Dog, see you on the front.... as usual.

Fluf, bake some pies.

Maverick, scrub down my shuttlebay .... again.  




Mat,

I agree with everything but the last line. Maverick is not some slave boy running around doing odd jobs and chores. He is a captain of the Kzin. As such, he is beneath doing your lowly chores. He shoulds be given the respect that he is due. He will become the scourge of the universe, a proper Kzin. He will be much to busy as a proper captain to complete your menial labor. Besides, he is repainting my DD.
 




Menial labor was all he was good for in The Black Fleet.............
Title: Re: SOS Fleet
Post by: KBF-Dogmatix on May 13, 2003, 08:18:53 am
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Would you prefer she said it this way?

"Oh.... come here sweet puppy dog... come on......Mommy's got a treat for you..... "  <THWACK>  




Now who is baiting who here? Looks like Doggy rose to the bait like the large mouth he is....What a Bass!

It's been overlong since I taunted you Doggy. Attack Kim and you'll force me to tell stories of the early years in public, lol.  





Bah...I fear not your fabrications, Fred!


It surprises me not at all that you have mistaken my defending myself as an attack on the real attacker.  Such is always the case with your kind.  Nay, the first <WHACK> did not come from me...but I guarantee you, the one I administer will count.  


 





<snicker> I will be good to fly with you old friends again... even as enemies!!!

OH, I mean......

I have a special Neutering Rolling Pin (NRP) for you Dog!!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!    





Dogmatix = Competely unafraid of your sorry excuse for a weapon!  


 
Title: Re: SOS Fleet
Post by: KBF-Dogmatix on May 13, 2003, 08:20:43 am
Quote:

Hehe!!! I must admit you guys scare the pickles out of me in pvp!!!!

And since I haven't played SCF2 in some time I'm sure I'll be hiding in some deep dark corner running scan missions!!!

   





Exactly, petaQ!


...and you dare threaten me with mere kitchen tools!  Pathetic!






 
Title: Re: SOS Fleet
Post by: Black on May 13, 2003, 09:25:37 am
... he really doesn't have a clue does he? ...

... I can't bear to watch ...

... cloak the ship quickly! (restricted Federation technology)

... Slipstream on-line! (ditto)

... Subspace comms silent (ditto ditto)

... get us out of here! ...        
Title: Re: SOS Fleet
Post by: KRolling on May 13, 2003, 10:41:24 am
Quote:

Quote:

Hehe!!! I must admit you guys scare the pickles out of me in pvp!!!!

And since I haven't played SCF2 in some time I'm sure I'll be hiding in some deep dark corner running scan missions!!!

   





Exactly, petaQ!


...and you dare threaten me with mere kitchen tools!  Pathetic!






 




Oh, Doggy, you have such a way with words!!! <sigh> I think I'm in LOVE!!! <LOL>
Title: Re: SOS Fleet
Post by: KBF-Dogmatix on May 13, 2003, 10:50:26 am
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Hehe!!! I must admit you guys scare the pickles out of me in pvp!!!!

And since I haven't played SCF2 in some time I'm sure I'll be hiding in some deep dark corner running scan missions!!!

   





Exactly, petaQ!


...and you dare threaten me with mere kitchen tools!  Pathetic!






 




Oh, Doggy, you have such a way with words!!! <sigh> I think I'm in LOVE!!! <LOL>  





AAAAAAAAAGH!   LOW BLOW!    

Okay, you win....


 
Title: Re: SOS Fleet
Post by: KRolling on May 13, 2003, 10:57:02 am
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Hehe!!! I must admit you guys scare the pickles out of me in pvp!!!!

And since I haven't played SCF2 in some time I'm sure I'll be hiding in some deep dark corner running scan missions!!!

   





Exactly, petaQ!


...and you dare threaten me with mere kitchen tools!  Pathetic!






 




Oh, Doggy, you have such a way with words!!! <sigh> I think I'm in LOVE!!! <LOL>  








AAAAAAAAAGH!   LOW BLOW!    

Okay, you win....


 




<snicker!!>
Title: Re: SOS Fleet
Post by: KOTH-Steel Claw on May 13, 2003, 11:12:17 am
 
Quote:

  AAAAAAAAAGH! LOW BLOW!  

Okay, you win....




ROFLMAO
Title: Re: SOS Fleet
Post by: Black on May 13, 2003, 11:13:40 am
... knew it ...

... saw it coming ...

... no contest ...        
Title: Re: SOS Fleet
Post by: SSCF Hooch on May 13, 2003, 12:15:39 pm
Hey! This a taunt thread FOCUSED in the SOS Romluan fleet. Which I might note has NOT commented, spineless so'n so's that they appear to be.

By order of the high command: The War Criminal known a KBF Dogmatix is to not be killed on sight, (beaten stupid yes) but not killed. After said beating, his hulled ship is to be towed to sector 001 for display and he is to be placed in iron cage for the beast that he is.

DAS IST KLAR mine Uber Troopen? Hier Dogmatix ist nicht kaput, das ist verbooten! Heir Toten ist kaput ya! Das is gut und wunderba  . (or some'n like dat)

 
Title: Re: SOS Fleet
Post by: Kroma_BaSyl on May 13, 2003, 01:19:58 pm
Oooooh, I got plans for Doggy Style.....he going to be #1 Kroma's Beeatch Forsale (KBF).  So please go easy on the merchandise.
Title: Re: SOS Fleet
Post by: Julin Eurthyr on May 13, 2003, 01:51:54 pm
Quote:

By order of the high command: The War Criminal known a KBF Dogmatix is to not be killed on sight, (beaten stupid yes) but not killed. After said beating, his hulled ship is to be towed to sector 001 for display and he is to be placed in iron cage for the beast that he is.





And please notice that such pleasent commentary like this is coming from the "peaceful" barbarian settlement known as the "Federation".

Let me do one.  The right way.

By order of the High Councils, The war criminal known as Hooch is not to be killed on sight.  He is to be soundly defeated by superior tactical prowness necesary to overcome the crutch known as the "enchanted photon" .  Once he is throughly humiliated and his ship no threat to the peaceful coalition forces his escape pod is to be gingerly towed to Concordia, where, after some work, KBF-Kooch will be a productive member of the Klingon Empire, able to serve the galaxy in a much more fitting role.  Yes, chief shuttlebay sweeper for the ex-chancellor Dogmatix is a good place for him.
We assure you the installation of the forehead ridges will be quite painless after the lobotomy to remove the barbaric sections of your brain.  

We now return you to your regularly denied bashing of those that do not exist.