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Off Topic => Ten Forward => Topic started by: Stormbringer on June 23, 2005, 12:50:11 pm
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Galaxy Song
Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's evolving
And revolving at nine hundred miles an hour,
That's orbiting at nineteen miles a second, so it's reckoned,
A sun that is the source of all our power.
The sun and you and me and all the stars that we can see
Are moving at a million miles a day
In an outer spiral arm, at forty thousand miles an hour,
Of the galaxy we call the 'Milky Way'.
Our galaxy itself contains a hundred billion stars.
It's a hundred thousand light years side to side.
It bulges in the middle, sixteen thousand light years thick,
But out by us, it's just three thousand light years wide.
We're thirty thousand light years from galactic central point.
We go 'round every two hundred million years,
And our galaxy is only one of millions of billions
In this amazing and expanding universe.
The universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding
In all of the directions it can whizz
As fast as it can go, at the speed of light, you know,
Twelve million miles a minute, and that's the fastest speed there is.
So remember, when you're feeling very small and insecure,
How amazingly unlikely is your birth,
And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space,
'Cause there's bugger all down here on Earth.
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LOL, Good Memories from that Song.
Anyone want a mint? It's really thin.
Stephen
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yep watchingthe movie the other day made me want to look up the lyrics.
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yep watchingthe movie the other day made me want to look up the lyrics.
No doubt, It was Hillarious, and Took a slap at every one. Just remember, Every Sperm is sacred , Old Friend.
stephen Getting the Comfy chair ready for July.
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There is a Python song I remember with the lyrics "Always look on the bright side of life", would you happen to have that?
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i can find it. stand by.
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There is a Python song I remember with the lyrics "Always look on the bright side of life", would you happen to have that?
Here you go My Friend.
http://www.serve.com/bonzai/monty/
"Always Look on the Bright Side of Life" from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Cheer up, Brian. You know what they say.
Some things in life are bad,
They can really make you mad.
Other things just make you swear and curse.
When you're chewing on life's gristle,
Don't grumble, give a wistle!
And this'll help things turn out for the best...
And...
(the music fades into the song)
...always look on the bright side of life!
(whistle)
Always look on the bright side of life...
If life seems jolly rotten,
There's something you've forgotten!
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing,
When you're feeling in the dumps,
Don't be silly chumps,
Just purse your lips and whistle -- that's the thing!
And... always look on the bright side of life...
(whistle)
Come on!
(other start to join in)
Always look on the bright side of life...
(whistle)
For life is quite absurd,
And death's the final word.
You must always face the curtain with a bow!
Forget about your sin -- give the audience a grin,
Enjoy it -- it's the last chance anyhow!
So always look on the bright side of death!
Just before you draw your terminal breath.
Life's a piece of sh*t,
When you look at it.
Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true,
You'll see it's all a show,
Keep 'em laughing as you go.
Just remember that the last laugh is on you!
And always look on the bright side of life...
(whistle)
Always look on the bright side of life
(whistle)
stephen
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Google is our friend ;)
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Google is our friend ;)
Google can help us with Lumber. ;) Well that and Boobs.
stephen
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If you all need a fix occasionally... try http://www.mwscomp.com/python.html
Mike
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I just tried to listen to the Accountancy Chanty from The Crimson Permanent Assurance on that site, but it said "Bad Request (Invalid Hostname)"
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LOL, Good Memories from that Song.
Anyone want a mint? It's really thin.
Stephen
Piss off!! ;D
Gawd I wish owned that movie.
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Sir God, thank you again.
Great link Mike.
The wife must really think I'm losing it now, she just caught me singing it.
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Ooooooh Immanual Kant was a real pissant who was very rarely stable....
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Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar who could think you under the table.
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David Hume could out-consume
Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel,
[some versions have 'Schopenhauer and Hegel']
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And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel!
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Google is our friend ;)
Except when it steals your car, goes on a 3 county joyride, and you find out about the whole thing when you turn on the news and see a car chase. Hey....doesn't that look like my car?!
GOOOOOOOOOOGGGGGGGGGGGGLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEE!
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Here's another great one by MP.
The Meaning of Life
Why are we here, what's life all about?
Is God really real, or is there some doubt?
Well tonight we're going to sort it all out,
For tonight it's the Meaning of Life.
What's the point of all this hoax?
Is it the chicken and the egg time, are we just yolks?
Or perhaps we're just one of God's little jokes,
Well ça c'est the Meaning of Life.
Is life just a game where we make up the rules,
While we're searching for something to say,
Or are we just simply spiralling coils
Of self-replicating DNA?
In this life, What is our fate?
Is there Heaven and Hell? Do we reincarnate?
In mankind evolving or is it too late?
Well tonight here's the Meaning of Life.
For millions this life is a sad vale of tears,
Sitting round with nothing to say,
While scientists say we're just simply spiralling coils,
Of self-replicating DNA.
So just why, why are we here?
And just what, what, what, what do we fear?
Well çe soir, for a change, it will all be made clear,
For this is the Meaning of Life
- c'est le sens de la vie,
This is the Meaning of Life.
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everytime I see this thread, I think back to Hstapaths MP lord of the rings skits. that guy was hillarious.
Stephen