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Taldrenites => Dynaverse II Experiences => Topic started by: KAT Chuut-Ritt on June 06, 2005, 03:38:59 am
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This is how it works, there will be nine levels of hell, each progressively worse than the last. Each hell will be to punish certain types of players and involve a dynaverse situation. There will be nine levels in all, so don't start out too cruel. We will leave each level up for at least 24 hours and I'll assign what I see as the most fitting hell as the winner for that level. All of you are invited to submit a type of player and the punishment of the current hell. Lets see how creative you can be :flame:
An example might be: Level 1 This level is to punish those who play while overly intoxicated. The punishment is to be forced to play drinking Coors light with Clamato alternating with Scoresby scotch.
Anyhow I leave the designs totally open for your creativity.
Level One is currently Open! Go to it!
P.S. the names Kroma and Die Hard should not be mentioned until at least Level Seven ;)
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I've already got the 9th Circle for you. Hint: it involves J'inn, asteroids, and SR... :whip:
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I've already got the 9th Circle for you. Hint: it involves J'inn, asteroids, and SR... :whip:
Negeative Ted the (th you propose would need a squirrell as well to be considered. ;)
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I've already got the 9th Circle for you. Hint: it involves J'inn, asteroids, and SR... :whip:
Negeative Ted the (th you propose would need a squirrell as well to be considered. ;)
SR has been reincarnated as a T-Rex sized squirrel and has J'inns credit cards and a planet sized mall to shop in. J'inn is forced to dress as Frank'n Furter and carry her plunder.
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is that what they call it down here?
wondered why it was so damn hot.
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Level 2.
Those who only play at night in the dark. They must fly 5 matches at 3 in the afternoon with the shades open.
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Level 2.
Those who only play at night in the dark. They must fly 5 matches at 3 in the afternoon with the shades open.
*Ding* *Ding* *Ding*
We have a winner for level 2! Excellent answer and appropriate for the level.
now back to level one :P
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Level 1. Those that only play during the day must play 5 vs someone who only plays at night.
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Level 1: if you normally fly Fed, you must start a server in either a K-F5 or R-SNP
actually, the SNP may be more appropriate to level 3 :P
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Nothing strikes me thus far for Level one, keep trying 8)
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Level 1..hell of undelivered ships...
You are assigned a restricted ship...one you'd really like to fly...
Even though your team mates have seen the yards chocked full of that very ship for the last 72 hrs (while you where busy doing stuff you never would wish on your own inlaws.....for your own inlaws)...
Now that you are logged on....not one ship will show in the yards....even if you stay logged on for 72 hours...
Ten minutes before the close of the server...12 show up in the yards...
You notice the delivery time is 11 minutes...
;D
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*Bling* *Bling* *Bling*
We have a Level 1 winner, nice job Crim ;D
Now on for Level #3
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#3------
Server's up, enter mission, 45 minute epic PvP, 3000+ pp awarded, return to map screen to find:
You have lost connection to the server.
grrr, relog in, re-buy your BCF, get drafted again (by the same player), battle for 55 minutes this time, return to the map screen:
You have lost connection to the server.
ngggggg..... log back in (maybe 3rd time's the charm), buy a BCG this time, get drafted by Hexx before you're finished supplying, fight for 30 minutes, LOSE (your ship AND 500pp) return to the map screen.... and.... DAMMIT!! you stay connected, and now are 50pp shy of a CA hull.
BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!
the next day on the forums, you see at the very top of the list (with 2 pages of replies already) the pictorial account of your battle with Hexx, with megalomaniacal narrative.
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I luv it
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Lv 3 HELL!!!!
In every mission you fly your stuck in a FF. While at the same time your best two buds are flying BCHs with a full load out of T-Bombs as your wingmen :o
Looks over at Chuut and Mavarick :brickwall: ;D
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#3------
Server's up, enter mission, 45 minute epic PvP, 3000+ pp awarded, return to map screen to find:
You have lost connection to the server.
grrr, relog in, re-buy your BCF, get drafted again (by the same player), battle for 55 minutes this time, return to the map screen:
You have lost connection to the server.
ngggggg..... log back in (maybe 3rd time's the charm), buy a BCG this time, get drafted by Hexx before you're finished supplying, fight for 30 minutes, LOSE (your ship AND 500pp) return to the map screen.... and.... DAMMIT!! you stay connected, and now are 50pp shy of a CA hull.
BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!
the next day on the forums, you see at the very top of the list (with 2 pages of replies already) the pictorial account of your battle with Hexx, with megalomaniacal narrative.
Definately a winner here!
On to Level 4
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Lv 3 HELL!!!!
In every mission you fly your stuck in a FF. While at the same time your best two buds are flying BCHs with a full load out of T-Bombs as your wingmen :o
Looks over at Chuut and Mavarick :brickwall: ;D
Yeah that's what I call hell alright *snicker* Oh good times good times.
Sorry I'd come up with one but I'm stuck in the 9th ring of hell in RL right now so it just wouldn't be fitting lol
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#4
You are deepstriking and cant run away. Your wingman is Hexx. You have the only Dred allowed in the entire game(on your side). You go up against the oponents who are 3 top rank players, one in a dred, one in a CVA, one in a BCH of some sort. Hexx is flying a DD. Just when you close on your enemy, Hexx T-Bombs you, SS at you at point blank, and you are now tractored by him. You cant shoot him, you cant get rid of him. When you look up, you see your Death is iminent. there is more
After you are dead, Hexx wins the mission. Your new ship to start is now a DD.
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#4
You are deepstriking and cant run away. Your wingman is Hexx. You have the only Dred allowed in the entire game(on your side). You go up against the oponents who are 3 top rank players, one in a dred, one in a CVA, one in a BCH of some sort. Hexx is flying a DD. Just when you close on your enemy, Hexx T-Bombs you, SS at you at point blank, and you are now tractored by him. You cant shoot him, you cant get rid of him. When you look up, you see your Death is iminent. there is more
After you are dead, Hexx wins the mission. Your new ship to start is now a DD.
Supposed to be level 4 this is way worse than that and I only planned on 9 levels......this looks like a level 12
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Level four: You enter a mission, and draft LordKrueg as your wingman. You are facing DH and Father Ted, but Krueg is worth two wingmen... someone farts, Krueg drops off the server, and you are now facing DH and Father Ted alone. (Did I mention the PvP record of the person is like 1-7?)
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#4
You are deepstriking and cant run away. Your wingman is Hexx. You have the only Dred allowed in the entire game(on your side). You go up against the oponents who are 3 top rank players, one in a dred, one in a CVA, one in a BCH of some sort. Hexx is flying a DD. Just when you close on your enemy, Hexx T-Bombs you, SS at you at point blank, and you are now tractored by him. You cant shoot him, you cant get rid of him. When you look up, you see your Death is iminent. there is more
After you are dead, Hexx wins the mission. Your new ship to start is now a DD.
Supposed to be level 4 this is way worse than that and I only planned on 9 levels......this looks like a level 12
All I want to know is what the hell he's smokin'. 'Cause it must be some good sh*t. Hexx winning against those odds? Helll Hexx winning against any odds...
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#4
You are deepstriking and cant run away. Your wingman is Hexx. You have the only Dred allowed in the entire game(on your side). You go up against the oponents who are 3 top rank players, one in a dred, one in a CVA, one in a BCH of some sort. Hexx is flying a DD. Just when you close on your enemy, Hexx T-Bombs you, SS at you at point blank, and you are now tractored by him. You cant shoot him, you cant get rid of him. When you look up, you see your Death is iminent. there is more
After you are dead, Hexx wins the mission. Your new ship to start is now a DD.
Supposed to be level 4 this is way worse than that and I only planned on 9 levels......this looks like a level 12
All I want to know is what the hell he's smokin'. 'Cause it must be some good sh*t. Hexx winning against those odds? Helll Hexx winning against any odds...
He forgot to mention that the other three players dropped when his dred went up :P
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Level 4.
You spend your entire night being allowed the "honor" of drafting DH into whatever hex he wants...since he is hosting the server on his computer and can't draft.
:D
(It actually isn't that bad. Certainly deserves a lesser level of Hell then others)
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Level 4.
You spend your entire night being allowed the "honor" of drafting DH into whatever hex he wants...since he is hosting the server on his computer and can't draft.
:D
(It actually isn't that bad. Certainly deserves a lesser level of Hell then others)
Might make it with a few modifications, like you just lost 10 CBs before taking the duty and DH watched all the films of your fights just before logging on to grant you that "honor"......and to make it Level 4 worthy lets add that your computer has state of the art audio equipment that froze with maximum volume on and your headphones are surgically grafted to your ears..... ;D
Yeah that should be good enough, now on to Level #5, time to start getting more nasty now :P
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Level 5.
You draft Hexx in your Mirak BCH against his L-CLWP discovering you forgot to resupply in spacedock. Just at the wrong moment, your AI wingman decides to start showering you with t-bombs as Hexx slams you with ESGs and you get the endless ESG loop ringing which clouds your judgement and you slam into a rock. Your AI wingman then takes 2 hours to finish off Hexx while you sit there slowly going deaf.
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lovely
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Level 5.
You draft Hexx in your Mirak BCH against his L-CLWP discovering you forgot to resupply in spacedock. Just at the wrong moment, your AI wingman decides to start showering you with t-bombs as Hexx slams you with ESGs and you get the endless ESG loop ringing which clouds your judgement and you slam into a rock. Your AI wingman then takes 2 hours to finish off Hexx while you sit there slowly going deaf.
A Winner!!!! Although I have to question the ai taking 2 hours to finish off Hexx, even in hell ;D
LEVEL 6 Time! :P
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Level 5.
You draft Hexx in your Mirak BCH against his L-CLWP discovering you forgot to resupply in spacedock. Just at the wrong moment, your AI wingman decides to start showering you with t-bombs as Hexx slams you with ESGs and you get the endless ESG loop ringing which clouds your judgement and you slam into a rock. Your AI wingman then takes 2 hours to finish off Hexx while you sit there slowly going deaf.
A Winner!!!! Although I have to question the ai taking 2 hours to finish off Hexx, even in hell ;D
LEVEL 6 Time! :P
Level 6: Dynaverse Server only has EEK 2 on 3 patrol missions and we're using fast drones and yer fighting Kzintis. This is for the forum admins. :P
Level 7: Now you got only 4 on 5 Squadron Action and we're using fast drones and yer fighting Klingons. This is for the RMs that said bad things about EEK missions to Server Admins. in the PMs and emails. :'(
Level 8: Now you got only Fleet Action and yer using a 5 year old computer with a put-put CPU and a wimpy video card. This is for Server Admins. that don't use ISC for every dyna. campaign, but you think they are pretty funny anyway. :D
Level 9: Yer star-castling in match vs a couple K-D5Ds, and Karnak is yer wing-frog, and he keeps missing the incoming six-pack of drones with his t-bombs, and yer out of WWs. This is definitely for the server Admins. that drove you completely batty over mission pack issues. :rofl:
Bonus Level 10: You are facing Karnak, whoes flying a F-BCF, and you lose w/ a little help from lvl 9 people. :woot:
;D ;D