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Title: Kromas been on a Diet.
Post by: Soreyes on May 03, 2005, 03:51:25 am: The latest pic of the Gorn Deva, shows Kroma practicing his err um mm it's Ballet steps ;D

(http://www.dynaverse.net/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=163355754.0;id=3147;image)

(A big thanks to Alidar Jarok who got the picture :thumbsup:)
Title: Re: Kromas been on a Diet.
Post by: C-Los on May 03, 2005, 07:57:16 am: Looks like he's about to do a "Leg Kick" .........

Trying out for the "Rocketts" :multi:

:rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Kromas been on a Diet.
Post by: KAT Chuut-Ritt on May 03, 2005, 10:16:15 am: "A Star is Gorn" :P
Title: Re: Kromas been on a Diet.
Post by: Kroma BaSyl on May 03, 2005, 10:25:18 am: Quote from: KAT Chuut-Ritt on May 03, 2005, 10:16:15 am
"A Star is Gorn" :P

I'm gorn to get you for that crack.
Title: Re: Kromas been on a Diet.
Post by: Alidar Jarok on May 03, 2005, 03:00:34 pm: Quote from: KAT Chuut-Ritt on May 03, 2005, 10:16:15 am
"A Star is Gorn" :P

*groans*
Title: Re: Kromas been on a Diet.
Post by: FA Frey XC on May 03, 2005, 04:46:22 pm: Quote from: Kroma on May 03, 2005, 10:25:18 am
Quote from: KAT Chuut-Ritt on May 03, 2005, 10:16:15 am
"A Star is Gorn" :P

I'm gorn to get you for that crack.

Remove the lint that is in your own crack, before commenting on the cracks of others !!!
Title: Re: Kromas been on a Diet.
Post by: 762_XC on May 03, 2005, 06:06:26 pm: Come on now, Kroma doesn't deserve all this abruce.
Title: Re: Kromas been on a Diet.
Post by: Dfly on May 03, 2005, 10:33:32 pm: Quote from: Alidar Jarok on May 03, 2005, 03:00:34 pm
Quote from: KAT Chuut-Ritt on May 03, 2005, 10:16:15 am
"A Star is Gorn" :P

*groans*

did you not mean

*Gorns*

I am sure Kroma you are gorna regret that diet.

I also heard that Kroma was going to the top of the mountain to sing and dance, he was going up in a *Gorndola*.
Title: Re: Kromas been on a Diet.
Post by: Rolling on May 04, 2005, 06:22:06 am: Quote from: Kroma on May 03, 2005, 10:25:18 am
Quote from: KAT Chuut-Ritt on May 03, 2005, 10:16:15 am
"A Star is Gorn" :P

I'm gorn to get you for that crack.

I thought he was a Gorn Star. ;D
Title: Re: Kromas been on a Diet.
Post by: OlBuzzard on May 04, 2005, 09:04:33 am: Quote from: Rolling on May 04, 2005, 06:22:06 am
Quote from: Kroma on May 03, 2005, 10:25:18 am
Quote from: KAT Chuut-Ritt on May 03, 2005, 10:16:15 am
"A Star is Gorn" :P

I'm gorn to get you for that crack.

I thought he was a Gorn Star. ;D

Personally ... I thought he was just "Gorn" that way !

As for the diet ... it could be the future destiny of things yet to be ! ( or maybe not !)

;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Kromas been on a Diet.
Post by: Dfly on May 04, 2005, 06:21:45 pm: Hope this diet of his does not land him with *Gornareya*
Title: Re: Kromas been on a Diet.
Post by: Green on May 04, 2005, 08:50:14 pm: Quote from: Dfly on May 04, 2005, 06:21:45 pm
Hope this diet of his does not land him with *Gornareya*

No worries. He/She has seen the light, accepted Brian as his/her own personal savior, and is "Gorn again."

(Puns ... the lowest form of humor)
Title: Re: Kromas been on a Diet.
Post by: Dfly on May 04, 2005, 09:27:19 pm: nobody show Kroma a *Gornucopia* or he may have a *Gornoptic Fit* over all the food he cannot eat in it.
Title: Re: Kromas been on a Diet.
Post by: drb on May 04, 2005, 09:54:05 pm: Hoi Folks,

As a recovering punster, this thread is good therapy. As I was reading along I was not only chuckling to myself because of the cleverness of the ones I read, but at how quickly I shut down the pun generating centers in my brain. Just ask Bonk how bad it got with me and puns I'm glad I can finally say I have tamed a habit that was costing me my friends and family.

To celebrate my return to conversional gornmalicy, drb a special little something I would like to say to Kroma...Oh crap, never mind.

Take care

drb
Title: Re: Kromas been on a Diet.
Post by: Dfly on May 04, 2005, 10:03:35 pm: I have heard it said that when Kroma does his song and dance on the mountain, that his Pink tutu will be agorned with flowers.
Title: Re: Kromas been on a Diet.
Post by: Soreyes on May 05, 2005, 12:06:55 pm: To Gorn or not to Gorn. that is the Question ;D
Title: Re: Kromas been on a Diet.
Post by: ShadowLord on May 05, 2005, 01:23:48 pm: Keep this up and I'm "gornabe" sick
Title: Re: Kromas been on a Diet.
Post by: FPF-Tobin Dax on May 05, 2005, 02:50:32 pm: Tom Cruise plays Kroma in "Gorn on the 4th of July"
Title: Re: Kromas been on a Diet.
Post by: FPF-Tobin Dax on May 05, 2005, 02:54:33 pm: gorn free

gorn to be wild

natural gorn killers

the Gorn identity

the Gorn supremacy
Title: Re: Kromas been on a Diet.
Post by: 2step on May 05, 2005, 02:59:26 pm: The devil and Mrs.Gorn
Title: Re: Kromas been on a Diet.
Post by: FPF-DieHard on May 05, 2005, 05:20:24 pm: "The Gorn Identity" ?
Title: Re: Kromas been on a Diet.
Post by: FPF-Tobin Dax on May 05, 2005, 06:29:42 pm: The Bourne Identity. Spelling doesn't work, but it still rhymes
Title: Re: Kromas been on a Diet.
Post by: Dfly on May 06, 2005, 05:36:32 pm: maybe he can star in a remake of Children of the Gorn.
Title: Re: Kromas been on a Diet.
Post by: Nemesis on May 06, 2005, 06:45:52 pm: Quote from: Dfly on May 06, 2005, 05:36:32 pm
maybe he can star in a remake of Children of the Gorn.

He is too busy with the big budget ($12.38) remake of Gorn with the Wind.
Title: Re: Kromas been on a Diet.
Post by: KAT Chuut-Ritt on May 07, 2005, 05:21:59 am: I just don't want to be around when he decides to "Gornicate" :o
Title: Re: Kromas been on a Diet.
Post by: Grand Master of Shadows NCC37385 on May 07, 2005, 07:59:02 am: He already has! Kroma on his wedding day...with his children. ;D

(http://www.dynaverse.net/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=163355754.0;id=3177;image)
Title: Re: Kromas been on a Diet.
Post by: Wraith 413 on May 07, 2005, 08:29:22 am: Whoa, this thread has gone too far. ;D After the "gornicate" post, I know I'm done. Have a nice day guys!!!!

Wraith 413

:carmen:
Title: Re: Kromas been on a Diet.
Post by: GDA-Agave on May 08, 2005, 02:35:42 am: If this thread goes on much longer, I'm gonna go on a Great "Gornholio" binge.

I'm looking for TP for my gornhole!

Do you have TP for the Great Gornholio?! ;D

Agave
Enjoying this pun-da-licious thread
Title: Re: Kromas been on a Diet.
Post by: Kroma BaSyl on May 08, 2005, 10:22:43 am: Quote from: Wraith 413 on May 07, 2005, 08:29:22 am

Whoa, this thread has gone too far. ;D After the "gornicate" post, I know I'm done. Have a nice day guys!!!!

Wraith 413

:carmen:

Yes it has gorn to far.
Title: Re: Kromas been on a Diet.
Post by: Dfly on May 08, 2005, 02:44:46 pm: We can only hope Kroma does not get Agornaphobic.
Title: Re: Kromas been on a Diet.
Post by: Nemesis on May 08, 2005, 08:34:18 pm: Quote from: Dfly on May 08, 2005, 02:44:46 pm
We can only hope Kroma does not get Agornaphobic.

To the agornizer booth with you.
Title: Re: Kromas been on a Diet.
Post by: Dfly on May 08, 2005, 10:35:56 pm: Well, I am surprised that after all these comments on the different things Kroma likes about the word Gorn, no one has yet mentioned his most favorite food.

"Insert mental image here, after you have scrolled down"

salty buttered peaches and cream

" Gorn on the cob"
Title: Re: Kromas been on a Diet.
Post by: FPF-Paladin on May 10, 2005, 11:08:46 am: . . .

You are a bunch of really sick puppies.

:P

My bill for the therapy is in the mail.
Title: Re: Kromas been on a Diet.
Post by: Capt Jeff on May 10, 2005, 11:51:35 am: Well, I say

Well, I say,

If you look closely enough at him, he really looks like FoGhORN LeGhORN......
Title: Re: Kromas been on a Diet.
Post by: _SSCF_Hooch on May 13, 2005, 04:27:13 pm: I Gorna get sick if this keeps on...
Title: Re: Kromas been on a Diet.
Post by: CaptJosh on May 13, 2005, 04:55:55 pm: The punster that can make me sick hasn't been Gorn...