Post by: KDS-KYTARH on February 28, 2003, 09:41:07 am
The Federation President is seated at the center of the Dias hearing reports from his ambassadors.
His head is cradled in his hands and he is staring blankly at the table top.
The President speaks>>
So basicly to sum up gentlemen, you are telling me the following.
The Klingon have just returned from a full scale War.
The Klingons have just gone through electing a new Chancellor.
This means they have been arguing and fighting hand to hand honor battles for weeks.
This means many of them are carrying stab wounds and are even more quick tempered than normal.
Their best captains and fleet are about as stable as a kicked over hornets nest.
They have just finished the new Chancellors Victory party.
They all got drunk as hell on Boodwine and are now suffering Massive Klingon Hangovers.
And then the SOS insulted them.
So we have an entire Battle tested Klingon Fleet just returned from a Victorious War, wounded, angry, hung over, pissed off, with fully armed war ships, just LOOKING for an excuse to shoot something or someone,,,,,
And the SOS just broadcasted an open messege to the Empire and insulted their Honor.
Is that about it?
Yes Mr. President
Oh Shyt.
Post by: Karnak on February 28, 2003, 11:42:12 am
Well, it could still get worse. They haven't pissed off the Frogs yet. Just wait until the SOS gets introduced to I-BCVs, I-CCZs, I-CVADs and Caveat IIIs, hehe
Post by: SOSNero on February 28, 2003, 11:58:18 am
The SOS fears no one!
However, we are hoping for the KBF to join the Romulan cause for D.O.E.
Sure we have some ropes to learn . . . but when it comes to ruthless . . . . heh heh.
Kentucky Fried Gorn anyone?
Side Show Bob Feds on a platter?
It will be . . . glorious.
The S.O.S. - Serving the Senate and People of Romulus
Post by: gornrule on February 28, 2003, 03:01:51 pm
SOS fears no one.
(Can't beat anyone either).
Sorry, was that out loud?
Gwarlock
Proud Owner of the SOS fleet
Post by: Iaidoka on February 28, 2003, 04:05:49 pm
Fear my frieghter.
Gouda Delivery
Our motto - "The cheese must flow"
"Side Show Bob Feds on a platter?"
No no no. Rank amateur. We must introduce the SOS to Fred Fingers.
Post by: J'inn on February 28, 2003, 04:13:39 pm
Umm Doka. Heya buddy. Let me look at that play book yer drafting.
<picks up tome>
OYE MY BACK! Jeez, how can you write that fast. Who are ya, Stephen King??
Anyways, let me just pencil something in for ya.
"Gorns and Feds are allies on D.O.E."
Eating their fingers would be considered bad form.
<snicker>
Post by: Iaidoka on February 28, 2003, 04:17:27 pm
Well yes. I know we're allies this time. It's not like I'm talking about eating them myself. We aren't talking about chocodiles here.
I was jst going to pass on the recipe in the hopes that war can be avoided
Yeah that's it.
Post by: Kroma_BaSyl on February 28, 2003, 04:19:31 pm
That's what t-bombs are for.
Post by: Karnak on February 28, 2003, 04:30:43 pm
Quote:
"Gorns and Feds are allies on D.O.E."
That's what t-bombs are for.
That's funny. I've heard a similar phrase in the ISC.
"Gorns and Feds are D.O.A."
I think the Roms will catch on to it soon, too.
Post by: FPF_TraceyG on February 28, 2003, 05:14:02 pm
Quote:
Well yes. I know we're allies this time. It's not like I'm talking about eating them myself. We aren't talking about chocodiles here.
Hmmm... ok, well, I'm a Fed, just what exactly are you talking about eating then?? Huh???
Post by: Goose on February 28, 2003, 07:59:47 pm
Must...
Resist....
Crude...
Comeback!!!!!
<slams fingers in door>
Ahhh! That's better.
Post by: Rob Cole on February 28, 2003, 11:10:44 pm
Quote:Quote:
Well yes. I know we're allies this time. It's not like I'm talking about eating them myself. We aren't talking about chocodiles here.
Hmmm... ok, well, I'm a Fed, just what exactly are you talking about eating then?? Huh???
Well, Nope too easy!
Post by: warsears on March 01, 2003, 02:11:11 am
Quote:
The scene>> The Federation of Planets Council>>
The Federation President is seated at the center of the Dias hearing reports from his ambassadors.
His head is cradled in his hands and he is staring blankly at the table top.
The President speaks>>
So basicly to sum up gentlemen, you are telling me the following.
The Klingon have just returned from a full scale War.
The Klingons have just gone through electing a new Chancellor.
This means they have been arguing and fighting hand to hand honor battles for weeks.
This means many of them are carrying stab wounds and are even more quick tempered than normal.
Their best captains and fleet are about as stable as a kicked over hornets nest.
They have just finished the new Chancellors Victory party.
They all got drunk as hell on Boodwine and are now suffering Massive Klingon Hangovers.
And then the SOS insulted them.
So we have an entire Battle tested Klingon Fleet just returned from a Victorious War, wounded, angry, hung over, pissed off, with fully armed war ships, just LOOKING for an excuse to shoot something or someone,,,,,
And the SOS just broadcasted an open messege to the Empire and insulted their Honor.
Is that about it?
Yes Mr. President
Oh Shyt.
hmm Ive looked around and cant find were anyone hase insaulted the KBF please show me were.
