The Official Blake's 7 / Andromeda Flame War
B7: You stole our idea!
A: We did not! You had a small, mismatched group of people led by an idealist and using a massive, powerful ship to destroy an evil federation. We have a small, mismatched group of people led by an idealist and using a massive, powerful ship to restore a good commonwealth. See? Completely different.
B7: Our ship is bigger!
A: Maybe so, but ours is cooler looking. And our women are more attractive.
B7: Hey, that's not fair! We're British. We don't have a lot to choose from. Besides, our weasely guy is funnier.
A: Our cynic has better dialog.
B7: No way! Our cynic has much better dialog, and he knows what a shirt is supposed to look like.
A: Our captain knows what a salad is supposed to look like. And our computer is smarter.
B7: Our computer has a better personality.
A: Yeah, but our computer has large breasts.
Long pause.
B7: OK, you got me there.