A new strain of Alzheimers disease, has been affecting the Klingon race. Aged Klingons have been seen discarding their leather uniforms and acting very unusually. An underground organization of aged Klingons has arisen calling itself "The House of Matlock". Acts of terrorism have included demanding AARK (Allied Association of Retired Klimgons) dicounts on warship purchases at shipyards, a return to early era ships of yesteryear ("Thats the way it was and thats the way we liked it"), and are vowing vengence on the long dead Federation legend James T. Kirk.
A member of the "HOUSE OF MATLOCK" is seen here demonstrating in his Heart patterned depends undergarments:
The identity of this Klingon is as yet undetermined. Efforts have been made to contact Ambassador Dogmatix for ID verification, but his staff has reported that he could not be disturbed during the Buster Keaton film festival. And Chancellor Toten was indisposed due to a busy schedule of meetings and shuffleboard.
Topic: Old Klingons never die.....they just suffer "Heart Attacks"... (Read 1221 times)