Topic: Calling all Captains with Rythm: FLY SG3 AS GORN! (Read 4016 times)

Scipio_66 · « **on:** May 15, 2003, 11:50:36 pm »

And now for something, completley different.

What's that, Bruce? Got an itch in your boogie boots? Can't control your booty on the dance floor? WELL SIGN UP NOW!!

The KBF have been stinking up the airwaves with their ABBA.
The SPQR have been stinking up the airwaves with opressive silence. (and chirping crickets.)
The ISC have been stinking up the comms channels with their constant croaking.
And the Lyrans? Let's face it. The Lyrans just plain stink.

This Galaxy needs some rythm! It needs some grace! It needs someone with an appreciation of good plasma ballet!

You've got the body made from leather. You've got the tail made for swingin'. YOU'VE GOT THE GALAXY BY THE....... urk..... ahem. Sorry, ladies and children present.

(Stop that, it's silly.)

What do hot, lusty, green slave chics want more than a 700 lb Gorn who is all man and knows how to move his booty? Sign up now to play Gorn for SG3! Just post your intent below to fly Gorn, and we'll get you added to the Gorn forum in no time.

Bring your scotch. Bring your chocodilles. Bring your superiority dance.

THE GORN SUPERIORITY DANCE! COMING SOON TO A PLANET NEAR YOU!
RULE GHDARIA!!!!!

And now it's time for the penquin on top of your television set to explode.

Cleaven · « **Reply #1 on:** May 16, 2003, 12:12:54 am »

Rhythm? Well let's see, I was born a poor black child ......

Rob Cole · « **Reply #2 on:** May 16, 2003, 12:30:59 am »

Where is Chuut when ya need him?

Kroma_BaSyl · « **Reply #3 on:** May 16, 2003, 12:34:37 am »

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Rhythm? Well let's see, I was born a poor black child ......

Cleaven, quit being a Jerk.

Kroma,
PS, Plus if you fly Gorn you will finally learn just what Kroma wears under the tutu, or doesn't.

Cleaven · « **Reply #5 on:** May 16, 2003, 12:47:26 am »

Actually I'm glad he got it, 'cos he knows that Navin Johnson had no rhythm. (Now that was a funny scene)

Cleaven · « **Reply #7 on:** May 16, 2003, 01:49:53 am »

Oh I took that as granted. As for the other thing, I think that's a personal problem, so you'll have to see the Padre about it.

KBF-Dogmatix · « **Reply #14 on:** May 16, 2003, 12:49:49 pm »

Oh yes...lizards. Well known both for their complete lack of stink (:rolleyes:) and preeminent rhythmic abilities (2x :rolleyes:).

Uh-huh...

Karnak · « **Reply #17 on:** May 16, 2003, 02:48:08 pm »

Dere be only one race that got rthym and smooth, moist, sensitive skin that is the envy of all self-respecting mud-bathing females in da galaxy. Heck, we spend all day in our mud-baths and love it.

Get with flow, ya slow-poke dinos.

SSCF Hooch · « **Reply #22 on:** May 16, 2003, 04:01:58 pm »

Bump, tap, ba-bump bump, tap... (it'a all one the one baby, lets drop da funkbomb on'em)

Com'on ma' friends let bust a groove,
Down with the Klinks, before da month of June,
D'a ships are crap, and blow up fast,
So groove on in while da party lasts

With no dip in da hip, or glide in the stride
Da Klinks ain't got no pride
Loose your groove, show off yo funk
Let doggy know dat he just a punk...

Rob da Cole ain't go no game
He talks, talk but dats just his thang
Git some funk and bring ya'lls ship
Da photon's dance will rip yo's ****

Hooch, rap artist

Rob Cole · « **Reply #23 on:** May 16, 2003, 10:01:17 pm »

And the ISC doesn't just croak. We have lots of different voices, like our Korvilar meowing on the fences...

Meow!,errrrrrrrrr I mean MOO!

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