Topic: Calling all Captains with Rythm: FLY SG3 AS GORN!

[Scipio_66]

And now for something, completley different.



What's that, Bruce?  Got an itch in your boogie boots?  Can't control your booty on the dance floor?  WELL SIGN UP NOW!!

The KBF have been stinking up the airwaves with their ABBA.
The SPQR have been stinking up the airwaves with opressive silence.  (and chirping crickets.)
The ISC have been stinking up the comms channels with their constant croaking.
And the Lyrans?  Let's face it.  The Lyrans just plain stink.

This Galaxy needs some rythm!  It needs some grace!  It needs someone with an appreciation of good plasma ballet!

You've got the body made from leather.  You've got the tail made for swingin'.  YOU'VE GOT THE GALAXY BY THE.......  urk.....  ahem.  Sorry, ladies and children present.

(Stop that, it's silly.)

What do hot, lusty,  green slave chics want more than a 700 lb Gorn who is all man and knows how to move his booty?  Sign up now to play Gorn for SG3!  Just post your intent below to fly Gorn, and we'll get you added to the Gorn forum in no time.

Bring your scotch.  Bring your chocodilles.  Bring your superiority dance.

THE GORN SUPERIORITY DANCE!  COMING SOON TO A PLANET NEAR YOU!
RULE GHDARIA!!!!!

And now it's time for the penquin on top of your television set to explode.
 

[Cleaven]

Rhythm? Well let's see, I was born a poor black child ......  

[Rob Cole]

Where is Chuut when ya need him?

[Kroma_BaSyl]

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Rhythm? Well let's see, I was born a poor black child ......  

Cleaven, quit being a Jerk.

Kroma,
PS, Plus if you fly Gorn you will finally learn just what Kroma wears under the tutu, or doesn't.

[Rob Cole]

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Rhythm? Well let's see, I was born a poor black child ......  

Cleaven, quit being a Jerk.

Kroma,
PS, Plus if you fly Gorn you will finally learn just what Kroma wears under the tutu, or doesn't.  

Oh sure that should just bring them running to sign up.ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

[Cleaven]

Actually I'm glad he got it, 'cos he knows that Navin Johnson had no rhythm. (Now that was a funny scene)  

[Kroma_BaSyl]

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Actually I'm glad he got it, 'cos he knows that Navin Johnson had no rhythm. (Now that was a funny scene)  

I think he meant the part about the tutu. I could be wrong though maybe he thought I was really calling you a jerk....

[Cleaven]

Oh I took that as granted. As for the other thing, I think that's a personal problem, so you'll have to see the Padre about it.  

[Kortez]

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Where is Chuut when ya need him?  

You realize, I suppose, what that question's answer might entail, what it would precipitate, and where we would wind up going, if we tried to answer it seriously?

The Gorn Dance of Superiority?  

::Sprays you all  and bounds away::

How about that??
 

[KOTH-Steel Claw]

 

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 Calling all Captains with Rythm:  

I heard on the news that the Village People are on their way.

 

[jimmi7769]

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Actually I'm glad he got it, 'cos he knows that Navin Johnson had no rhythm. (Now that was a funny scene)  

I think he meant the part about the tutu. I could be wrong though maybe he thought I was really calling you a jerk....  

He's just upset cause his name wasn't in the new phone book.

[KOTH-Steel Claw]

 

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 He's just upset cause his name wasn't in the new phone book.  

Naaaah, he is just upset 'cause his can is defective.

[Julin Eurthyr]

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And now for something, completley different.

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The KBF have been stinking up the airwaves with their ABBA.
The SPQR have been stinking up the airwaves with opressive silence.  (and chirping crickets.)
The ISC have been stinking up the comms channels with their constant croaking.
And the Lyrans?  Let's face it.  The Lyrans just plain stink.

This Galaxy needs some rythm!  It needs some grace!  It needs someone with an appreciation of good plasma ballet!

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Hmmm...  KBF ABBA better than Fed Polka...
SPQR Silent crickets better than snooty british Hydrans
Lyrans don't stink.  They use Fresh Step in their litterboxes.  Unlike the Mirak with their plain dirt litterboxes...
And the ISC doesn't just croak.  We have lots of different voices, like our Korvilar meowing on the fences...

By the way, you Gorn go and shake that boo-tay on the Riverboat Casino.  That makes it much more efficient.  Killing lots of birds with one PPD...

[KOTH-Steel Claw]

 

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 Lyrans don't stink. They use Fresh Step in their litterboxes. Unlike the Mirak with their plain dirt litterboxes...

Fresh Step? We don't need no Fresh Step. Our sh1+ don't stink.

[KBF-Dogmatix]

Oh yes...lizards.  Well known both for their complete lack of stink (:rolleyes:) and preeminent rhythmic abilities (2x :rolleyes:).


Uh-huh...


 

[Julin Eurthyr]

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 Lyrans don't stink. They use Fresh Step in their litterboxes. Unlike the Mirak with their plain dirt litterboxes...

Fresh Step? We don't need no Fresh Step. Our sh1+ don't stink.  

On that, I do agree...

Just watch for the smelly wet spots left near it...    

[KOTH-Steel Claw]

 

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 Just watch for the smelly wet spots left near it...  

If you are referring to our tendency to mark everything we see, all I can say is:

::lifts tail and sprays::

::snicker::

[Karnak]

Dere be only one race that got rthym and smooth, moist, sensitive skin that is the envy of all self-respecting mud-bathing females in da galaxy. Heck, we spend all day in our mud-baths and love it.

 

Get with flow, ya slow-poke dinos.  

[Scipio_66]

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Dere be only one race that got rthym and smooth, moist, sensitive skin that is the envy of all self-respecting mud-bathing females in da galaxy.

Get with flow, ya slow-poke dinos.  

Pretty girls only kiss frogs in the hopes that one will turn into a handsome prince.  (Never works....)

When they see a manly Gorn, they know they can skip those preliminaries and get straight down to it.  They also know they'll get fewer warts on their lips.



I didn't mean to be this perfect, God just made me this way.

-S'Cipio the Spruce Bruce
 

[KOTH-Steel Claw]

 

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 Dere be only one race that got rthym and smooth, moist, sensitive skin that is the envy of all self-respecting mud-bathing females in da galaxy. Heck, we spend all day in our mud-baths and love it.

Still taste like chicken. JMHO.