Topic: S'Cipio Recaptured (Read 1534 times)

Dr_Nyet · « **on:** May 13, 2003, 08:57:30 pm »

Yes, recapturing S'Cipio under my all-encompassing power proved to be
challenging. I had to resort to the dreaded Stun and Attack
routine. I gently whipspered in his ear , "J'inn's GF, Lana, says there's
a sale at Nordstrom's Rack, wanna go?"

The dread set in. The numbness suddenly overtook him. I quickly grabbed
the mouse cord to the computer he insists on calling "Brucimus Maximus", and
wrapped it around that insidious tongue of his. As his fingers flayed away
uselessly on the keyboard I heard him whine, "Dizzy, I can't help you any
more."

Not to worry, I will release him again to play another day.

Dr Nyet

Goose · « **Reply #1 on:** May 13, 2003, 09:33:23 pm »

Zounds!!!

W.A.N.K.E.R. has struck again!

Scipio_66 · « **Reply #2 on:** May 14, 2003, 12:08:37 am »

Quote:

Zounds!!!

W.A.N.K.E.R. has struck again!

M'Ress, you bastard! Do you know what you just put me through?

Here I was on the sofa,watching the news, when suddenly my phone rang. I noticed that a puff of brimstone wafted from the receiver as I raised it to my ear, so I figured it was a telemarketer.

S'Cipio: <grumpily> What do you want?!

Dr. Nyet: Is that how you answer me now?

S'Cipio: <I'm dead> Oh, I mean hello my sweetness and light. How may I serve you?

Dr. Nyet: That's more like it. What is a wanker?

S'Cipio: <grateful she's moving on> That's a British slang term. I think it means a twit and a killjoy. Why do you ask?

Dr. Nyet: <pause> Why would your friend Goose call me a Wanker?

S'Cipio: <How the hell does she know aobut M'Ress?> Goose? I don't have any friends named Goose. I'm sure he's a liar if he said he knew me.

Dr. Nyet: <sternly> Stop squirming. I put a post on those Taldren forums you love so much........

S'Cipio: <faints>

Dr. Nyet: ....... and someone named goose called me a wanker. What does it mean? I want you to go kill him.

S'Cipio: <recovers> Oh! You mean W.A.N.K.E.R! That's an organization from one of our fiction threads! It's a secret organization of wives and girlfriends who secretly rule the universe, and openly control the lives of their husbands.

Dr. Nyet: That's a very sensible sounding organization. Why would Goose give it a name with such a negative connotation? Why not call it something more honest, like true enlightenment?

S'Cipio: <looking to pass the buck> Because M'Ress.....I mean, because Goose is a very immature player. I think he's only 12. Really, I never supported the name.

Dr. Nyet: OK, but you still have to kill him. He was rude to me.

S'Cipio: I think he'll be allied next server, love. I won't be able to shoot at him.

Dr. Nyet: Then hit him with your t-bombs and then self-destruct your ship on top of him. Once your ship is dead I'll have things for you to do in the real world, anyway.

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DISCLAIMER: The above in now way truly represents the kind, supportive, and giving nature of Dr. Nyet's real personality. She let's me play for hours on end, and even wants to help me code my next server project. You've gotta love that.

However, there is one thing I do worry about. And this time I'm not kidding. She likes Kroma's posts. (scary!) and has fallen in love with his animated avatar. (thank God she's looking at the avatar, and not the tutu.) She likes the avatar I gave her, but would rather have an animated one that shows an attractive woman using a whip on a Gorn.

I see no use for such an avatar, but I promised I'd ask if anyone here knew how to make one.

<prays that Chuut doesn't see this post.>

-S'Cipio

C-Los · « **Reply #4 on:** May 14, 2003, 03:37:13 am »

ROFLMAO...

Thank God, my wife knows even less about this machine than I do !!

Dr_Nyet · « **Reply #5 on:** May 14, 2003, 06:58:34 am »

HEY S'Cipio! There's that avatar again! See how it does a perfect pirouette from a fifth-position passe? AND, not only does Kroma have one so does this J'inn person! I want a moving avatar. I want a moving whip, and while you're at it I want you to recoil and thus obey me when you see it! You've got 48 hours.

Dr_Nyet

SIDE NOTE: I'm am having a little trouble getting all the best Java stuff loaded on my computer. Anyone loaded Java on an IMAC? (She loses all credibility as the multitudes are seen rolling on the floor laughing) OH...and no one must get the wrong idea. I am NOT doing something nice for someone, especially S'Cipio, so don't tell him! He MUST remain completely under my awesome power!

Agave · « **Reply #7 on:** May 14, 2003, 09:13:44 pm »

[quote She likes the avatar I gave her, but would rather have an animated one that shows an attractive woman using a whip on a Gorn.

I see no use for such an avatar, but I promised I'd ask if anyone here knew how to make one.

<prays that Chuut doesn't see this post.>

-S'Cipio

Well you can bet your scaled arse that Chuut will know about this thread soon. He and I will be more than happy to fulfill Dr.Nyet's request for an avatar. After all, what are good friends for!! Muhahahahaha.

Agave

(With friends like me, who needs enemies?)

Sfaret · « **Reply #8 on:** May 15, 2003, 07:38:24 am »

Whip on a Gorn? Well I guess since we already have the leather :-)

ROFLMAO

S'faret

Green · « **Reply #9 on:** May 15, 2003, 08:13:54 pm »

Well this certainly explains the photo he showed me of his GF when we were out drinkin'.

Soooo ...what is it with those horns?

Agave · « **Reply #10 on:** May 16, 2003, 12:23:19 am »

Well, I don't know about animated, but this picture seems to work for me.

How's that ole' buddy ole' pal

Agave, the evil one

KATChuutRitt · « **Reply #11 on:** May 16, 2003, 04:13:31 am »

Then she made the mistake of trying to get him off the Dyna by giving him Viagra in his Chocodiles.....

But as usuall it isn't long before the doctor takes control once again

And then a subdued Scippy is led away.....to the mall for shopping

Kroma_BaSyl

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