Topic: Gwarlock's Jocks and Capt Jeff's BOO-TY!! (Read 1684 times)

KRolling · « **on:** May 14, 2003, 08:46:33 am »

Well, that was a very good game gentlemen!!!

Hope you don't take it too personal on how TraceyG and I treated you two. <snicker>

GIRL POWER!!!!

FPF_TraceyG · « **Reply #1 on:** May 14, 2003, 08:50:40 am »

<high fives Kim!!!>...

SSCF Hooch · « **Reply #2 on:** May 14, 2003, 08:53:20 am »

Ladies, what have you been up to? It's not nice to beat up the former head of the Federation.

Kroma_BaSyl · « **Reply #3 on:** May 14, 2003, 09:09:34 am »

Yike you lost to a couple of skirts? Report to Kroma's Dance Studio for a through beating.

gornrule · « **Reply #4 on:** May 14, 2003, 10:18:31 am »

OK,

Time to set the record straight.

Yes, we lost.

<Rod Serling voiceover>

Submitted for your approval. A Gorn BCH and a Lyran BCHV vs a Fed DNH and a Fed BCV. Unknown to Gwarlock, Capt. Jeff plays Lyran. Rolling spends most of the time under mama's apron (not an entirely unpleasant sight, I might add) and the missiles don't allow closure. As Gwarlock peels off an attack run, Tracey snares poor Jeff in the dreaded 'Pakistani Scissor hold' and her and Krolling use Jeff like a human door knob (again, not entirely unpleasant). Gorn turn radius' being what they are, I'm powerless to stop the onslaught. Approxiamately 10 minutes later (the time it takes to turn a BCH 180 degrees), Jeff is debris, and his glazed visage passes my observation deck with a bigger smile than I thought possible on a human. Now it's 2v1 (again, not unpleasant, considering the company). I spend the better part of 7 minutes looking at Krolling's rear................shield. Closer, closer I creep. Just as she is in my grasp, and I release my payload, I feel two hands on my shoulders. Then I feel something else. A white hot light, then it was over. I woke up on the barroom floor, dazed, with 25 Federation credits suurounding my limp and tender form.

Well played ladies. And again, not entirely unpleasant.

Well met!

Gwarlock the tender

Capt Jeff · « **Reply #5 on:** May 14, 2003, 10:28:46 am »

Jeff tucks tail between legs and slinks over to the corner to hide.......

jimmi7769 · « **Reply #6 on:** May 14, 2003, 10:34:35 am »

Such ugliness, it reminds me of a story as to why the Mirak and Lyran hate the federation so much........

Cat Juggling!!!!!

KRolling · « **Reply #7 on:** May 14, 2003, 10:50:54 am »

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Rolling spends most of the time under mama's apron

Hmmmm..... so you are saying that if you have a woman pilot and she has a woman as her wing... woman, then that is called "under mama's apron"

then, what do you call a boy's wingman???????????

"in daddy's pants"!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!!!!! <snort, cough>

gornrule · « **Reply #9 on:** May 14, 2003, 11:30:52 am »

Without getting too catty (pfft<hiss>pfft), I'm wagering your forward shield was intact. I only saw your six the whole battle.

Let's switch sides. I get to be under Tracey's apron and you have to be in Jeff's pants.

Agreed?

Think of the ticket's it'd sell.

VGG. And you're a much better pilot than you give yourself credit for. My ingame taunts were only tryin to 'help' you make a tactical mistake.
And I'll look at your six whenever I wish, it's a free universe, thank you.

Gwarlock

Goose · « **Reply #12 on:** May 14, 2003, 08:45:56 pm »

GWarlock and Capt. Jeff...

Used an abused by acouple of women.

WHOOOHOOO!!!

That's it. Lure them into a false sense of security...

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