Topic: So how was the shopping trip with the wife Dounut Boy??  (Read 3972 times)

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Kroma_BaSyl

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So how was the shopping trip with the wife Dounut Boy??
« on: May 14, 2003, 05:30:55 pm »
Not to worry your shame is nothing compared to the most recent entries into the J'inn Rock Club.

Inductee Karnak:



Inductee Maxillius:



More to come. Plus as a special bonus I will be auctioning off one of Kroma's Bitches Forsale (KBF) SFC bunnies for a one night stand.

Kroma,
He Who Can Be Trusted
<snicker>  

Soreyes

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Re: So how was the shopping trip with the wife Dounut Boy??
« Reply #1 on: May 14, 2003, 05:41:13 pm »
I Hope You got a good picture of my little run in with a planet.  I forgot H-MON dont turn like FFs

Matsukasi

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Re: So how was the shopping trip with the wife Dounut Boy??
« Reply #2 on: May 14, 2003, 05:41:41 pm »
Had dinner at the local deli, and DROPPED HER OFF at Target!!!!

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!!

......yeah, i'm gonna pay later....

TheMaverick

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Re: So how was the shopping trip with the wife Dounut Boy??
« Reply #3 on: May 14, 2003, 05:56:26 pm »
Oh he got out of it... Mat's my hero.

Kroma_BaSyl

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Re: So how was the shopping trip with the wife Dounut Boy??
« Reply #4 on: May 14, 2003, 06:13:59 pm »
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I Hope You got a good picture of my little run in with a planet.  I forgot H-MON dont turn like FFs  




Yours is coming Fart breath. Have to replay the film, went bugged the first time.
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Maxillius

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Re: So how was the shopping trip with the wife Dounut Boy??
« Reply #5 on: May 14, 2003, 07:42:12 pm »
Kroma, you bastard!!!  When I catch you in a ship 5 hull sizes below mine, your ass is grass!!!!  

BTW... where did you get those crazy models??  Not that I want any... but with them you're the only one that knows what you're talking about

Karnak

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Re: So how was the shopping trip with the wife Dounut Boy??
« Reply #6 on: May 14, 2003, 10:09:23 pm »
LOL.

Err, my head hurts still...

 

Kroma_BaSyl

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Re: So how was the shopping trip with the wife Dounut Boy??
« Reply #7 on: May 15, 2003, 09:53:49 am »
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I Hope You got a good picture of my little run in with a planet.  I forgot H-MON don?t turn like FFs  




Sorry Soreyes, the film was corrupt. No pic, but I have witnesses so you are in ;-)

Also inducted is one of Kroma's (sweetest little) Bitches Forsale, Mace. Not to be out done he gets inducted for a 2'fer. Entry #1 we see Mace doing it "old school", pure asteroid boy here. Mace was heard saying, "any old fool can hit a Planet, asteroids are where the real action is":





In his unprecedented, second entry in a single night we see Mace starring in the rearview mirror, while talking on the cell phone.  NOTE: We are able to bring this pic to you thanks to the wonders of Photoshop's crop tool, otherwise it would have been classified as it revealed a certain captain's hull floating free through space having recently been dispatched by Walleye's BB.  Sh*t baby, Kroma can't have word of this out on the street, no one be respecting me if theys saws my bitch slapping me around:





Here is the aftermath of not watching where you are driving kiddies. The Best part is Mace's quote, which is a little hard to read, "please accept this sacrifice", which is in reference to his attempt to appeal our case to the black hole God, whom apparently had forsaken us in our holy mission to smite the 800 BPV Klingon Battleship in our 115 BPV garbage scowls. The God's were not listening.





This one is just because it is cool. ESG up the wassu baby. Hope you are feeling better this morning Far, J'inn and Walleye sure treated you rough. Don't worry sweetheart I going to make them pay Kroma extra, you gettin your regular cut though.







 

Soreyes

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Re: So how was the shopping trip with the wife Dounut Boy??
« Reply #8 on: May 15, 2003, 10:09:38 am »
Ok Kroma where do I start?  On the Corner, or in front the Seven Eleven

jimmi7769

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Re: So how was the shopping trip with the wife Dounut Boy??
« Reply #9 on: May 15, 2003, 10:23:22 am »
What no pictures of my 2nd attempt at self scrifice to the God of War in my G-CDD?!?!?

This one worked by the way.

Seeing the heinous Romulan K10R(don't know how they can ruin a perfectly good battleship) headed my way, I stategically hit the "W" button instead of "S"(who needs speed anyway, he's a stupid Rom) Stopped and bravely awaited the advance of the monster with only a spoon in hand to defend myself!!!!!  

It was glorious!!!!  I did manage to get a couple of suicide shuttles into him before I died in a big Gorn pooch of smoke.

Shorlty thereafter, Walleye in his Deformed battleship exploded in a shroud of shame.


Of course I redeemed myslef when Walleye, Kroma and I showed the Fed flying Hondo, J'inn and Matsukasi just why the C7 needs to be banned.....but thats another story.

 

Kroma_BaSyl

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Re: So how was the shopping trip with the wife Dounut Boy??
« Reply #10 on: May 15, 2003, 10:46:34 am »
Ask and Ye shall receive. This Gorn needs an enema:





And you see baby that Kroma in the background putting down a little whoop-ass on that nasty old Walleye for being so tough on you. You girls really need to learn to get along if you gonna be working for Kroma.


Kroma,
PS, Soreyes your ass is way to fine to be wasted at the quicky mart, you going down to the docks.  

jimmi7769

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Re: So how was the shopping trip with the wife Dounut Boy??
« Reply #11 on: May 15, 2003, 11:20:59 am »
What twinkle toes doesn't want you to see:

 



Also, a better picture of my ultimate sacrifice for the team:

   

Kroma_BaSyl

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Re: So how was the shopping trip with the wife Dounut Boy??
« Reply #12 on: May 15, 2003, 04:17:39 pm »
Clearly a doctored photo.....I wouldn't be caught dead in flying stabler. Besides you know how tough it is to fly 2 ships at the same time. <snicker>

Kroma

jimmi7769

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Re: So how was the shopping trip with the wife Dounut Boy??
« Reply #13 on: May 15, 2003, 04:38:30 pm »
I hate to tell you but you were caught dead....and it ain't no stapler it's a Ferel Yards model.  Just hard to tell cuse it's all blown up.

 

Kroma_BaSyl

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Re: So how was the shopping trip with the wife Dounut Boy??
« Reply #14 on: May 15, 2003, 04:42:47 pm »
Well at least missiles move.

jimmi7769

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Re: So how was the shopping trip with the wife Dounut Boy??
« Reply #15 on: May 15, 2003, 06:06:49 pm »
That Black Hole was moving......it was spinning round and round and round and round.........a  l  m  o  s  t   hypnotic.....BLAM!!

 

Kroma_BaSyl

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Re: So how was the shopping trip with the wife Dounut Boy??
« Reply #16 on: May 16, 2003, 12:54:48 pm »
Newest member of the J'inn club, please welcome Paladin, doing it old style.

 

Maxillius

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Re: So how was the shopping trip with the wife Dounut Boy??
« Reply #17 on: May 16, 2003, 02:14:58 pm »
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Newest member of the J'inn club, please welcome Paladin, doing it old style.

 




wtf's up with the rock on the border???

Karnak

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Re: So how was the shopping trip with the wife Dounut Boy??
« Reply #18 on: May 16, 2003, 02:24:59 pm »
The few, the proud, the lumpy-headed, hehe.

"Praise the Lord and pass the Tylenol..."

SSCF_Paladin

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Re: So how was the shopping trip with the wife Dounut Boy??
« Reply #19 on: May 16, 2003, 07:12:05 pm »
*rubs forehead*

It'll take more than a Tylenol to cure this one... ouch.