Topic: NewsFlash ( Patch :)  (Read 7267 times)

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Toasty0

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NewsFlash ( Patch :)
« on: January 27, 2003, 05:09:11 pm »

FLASH FLASH FLASH

Surveillance cameras at Taldren recorded 2 members of a Federation fleet sneaking into the Taldren computer rooms. It is reported by unidentified sources at Taldren that the suspects have wiped clean all the memory of the computers in effort to prevent release of the upcoming patch. Sources close to the investigation of the breakin speculate the Federation feared the balancing effect the new patch would have for other players.



In a related story DSN (Deep Space News) reports that DantheMan suffered severe injuries today during a patching exercise with a warp core refit. More as details become available.


We now return you to your regularly scheduled broadcast

     
« Last Edit: January 27, 2003, 05:10:13 pm by Toasty0 »

KRolling

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Re: NewsFlash ( Patch :)
« Reply #1 on: January 27, 2003, 05:13:57 pm »
<Rolling smacks the O off of Toasty>

Now, balance that!!  

EmeraldEdge

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Re: NewsFlash ( Patch :)
« Reply #2 on: January 27, 2003, 05:20:03 pm »
Too funny!  

Might I add the following?  SULU ROCKS!!!    

Aldaron

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Re: NewsFlash ( Patch :)
« Reply #3 on: January 27, 2003, 07:05:20 pm »
ROFL!

TalonClaw

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Re: NewsFlash ( Patch :)
« Reply #4 on: January 27, 2003, 07:16:32 pm »
ROTFL!!   That's just like Kirk to reprogram everything so he can win.
« Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 06:00:00 pm by TalonClaw »

Toasty0

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Re: NewsFlash ( Patch :)
« Reply #5 on: January 27, 2003, 07:51:19 pm »
apologies to any of you who're not seeing the accomplying pic. My ISP which I use as a test bed for ASP.NET apps is a SQL based server. They're still having problems stemming from last Fridays worm attack.

Best,
Jerry  

Whiplash

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Re: NewsFlash ( Patch :)
« Reply #6 on: January 28, 2003, 09:48:13 am »
An incident just like this is probably how we got the magic photons in the first place.

W.

 

TalonClaw

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Re: NewsFlash ( Patch :)
« Reply #7 on: January 28, 2003, 09:50:18 am »
I agree.  The Federation is just too sneaky.

Quote:

An incident just like this is probably how we got the magic photons in the first place.

W.

 



TheSatyr

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Re: NewsFlash ( Patch :)
« Reply #8 on: January 28, 2003, 12:21:39 pm »
How many times do we have to remind Erik to lock the office doors???  

Aenigma

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Re: NewsFlash ( Patch :)
« Reply #9 on: January 28, 2003, 12:48:45 pm »
I think i'll order some of my subordinate Tal Shiar agents to retrieve a copy of the patch, because recent reports reveal that the Federation is actually in possession of it.
It seems the Federation already has done the most difficult part of the patch retrieval job (well difficult? Images by surveillance cameras, which of course we tapped to get more information about the patch, show that the front door was left open, maybe even on purpose to help the feds even more )

Maybe i will contact the borg as well. See if they are willing to share some technology with us in exchange for the patch. (Regenerating hulls anyone? )
Aenigma
« Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 06:00:00 pm by Aenigma »

NJAntman

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Re: NewsFlash ( Patch :)
« Reply #10 on: January 28, 2003, 03:10:34 pm »
Come to think of it, I don't recall the Big E ever missing with a Photon!
  Coincidence!
I think not!  

Baker

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Re: NewsFlash ( Patch :)
« Reply #11 on: January 28, 2003, 05:29:44 pm »
That's because they are good at hitting enemy ships. Now if only the Roms can learn from the big E and her crew .

Inglo

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Re: NewsFlash ( Patch :)
« Reply #12 on: January 28, 2003, 09:25:30 pm »
Quote:


FLASH FLASH FLASH

Surveillance cameras at Taldren recorded 2 members of a Federation fleet sneaking into the Taldren computer rooms. It is reported by unidentified sources at Taldren that the suspects have wiped clean all the memory of the computers in effort to prevent release of the upcoming patch. Sources close to the investigation of the breakin speculate the Federation feared the balancing effect the new patch would have for other players.






I assume they were beamed into the Taldren facility from one of their many cloaked Defiants.

Vortox

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Re: NewsFlash ( Patch :)
« Reply #13 on: January 29, 2003, 12:54:44 am »
Darn...those Feds...stealing the patch....

Oops, I'm one of the Fed....hahaha  

3dot14

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Re: NewsFlash ( Patch :)
« Reply #14 on: January 29, 2003, 11:27:06 pm »
Good for them!

Has anyone realizes the door says Statistical Services? (I can't think of another combination)

Finally, someone doing something about getting out the hard numbers in this game!!!!!!!!!

Vortox

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Re: NewsFlash ( Patch :)
« Reply #15 on: February 01, 2003, 04:12:43 am »
LOL  

Aoav160

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Re: NewsFlash ( Patch :)
« Reply #16 on: February 01, 2003, 05:18:28 am »
I heard they had a little "help" if you know whadda I mean. Koik, Spocko, and Buck the Hat (Later to be BuckStrider in the Witness Protection Program, OOPS!) took care of the heat, cleaned up the place, and Koik drove the getaway car. Now beat it! Or you a gonna take a little drive to the river with da boys.

   
« Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 06:00:00 pm by Aoav160 »

BuckStrider

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Re: NewsFlash ( Patch :)
« Reply #17 on: February 01, 2003, 12:08:51 pm »
Quote:

I heard they had a little "help" if you know whadda I mean. Koik, Spocko, and Buck the Hat (Later to be BuckMaster in the Witness Protection Program, OOPS!) took care of the heat, cleaned up the place, and Koik drove the getaway car. Now beat it! Or you a gonna take a little drive to the river with da boys.





I was never called "BuckMaster"

SirWilliam

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Re: NewsFlash ( Patch :)
« Reply #18 on: February 01, 2003, 04:12:22 pm »
Quote:

I was never called "BuckMaster"  




Dude that is the greatest signature image I have ever seen.  

Toasty0

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NewsFlash ( Patch :)
« Reply #19 on: January 27, 2003, 05:09:11 pm »

FLASH FLASH FLASH

Surveillance cameras at Taldren recorded 2 members of a Federation fleet sneaking into the Taldren computer rooms. It is reported by unidentified sources at Taldren that the suspects have wiped clean all the memory of the computers in effort to prevent release of the upcoming patch. Sources close to the investigation of the breakin speculate the Federation feared the balancing effect the new patch would have for other players.



In a related story DSN (Deep Space News) reports that DantheMan suffered severe injuries today during a patching exercise with a warp core refit. More as details become available.


We now return you to your regularly scheduled broadcast

     
« Last Edit: January 27, 2003, 05:10:13 pm by Toasty0 »

KRolling

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Re: NewsFlash ( Patch :)
« Reply #20 on: January 27, 2003, 05:13:57 pm »
<Rolling smacks the O off of Toasty>

Now, balance that!!  

EmeraldEdge

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Re: NewsFlash ( Patch :)
« Reply #21 on: January 27, 2003, 05:20:03 pm »
Too funny!  

Might I add the following?  SULU ROCKS!!!    

Aldaron

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Re: NewsFlash ( Patch :)
« Reply #22 on: January 27, 2003, 07:05:20 pm »
ROFL!

TalonClaw

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Re: NewsFlash ( Patch :)
« Reply #23 on: January 27, 2003, 07:16:32 pm »
ROTFL!!   That's just like Kirk to reprogram everything so he can win.
« Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 06:00:00 pm by TalonClaw »

Toasty0

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Re: NewsFlash ( Patch :)
« Reply #24 on: January 27, 2003, 07:51:19 pm »
apologies to any of you who're not seeing the accomplying pic. My ISP which I use as a test bed for ASP.NET apps is a SQL based server. They're still having problems stemming from last Fridays worm attack.

Best,
Jerry  

Whiplash

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Re: NewsFlash ( Patch :)
« Reply #25 on: January 28, 2003, 09:48:13 am »
An incident just like this is probably how we got the magic photons in the first place.

W.

 

TalonClaw

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Re: NewsFlash ( Patch :)
« Reply #26 on: January 28, 2003, 09:50:18 am »
I agree.  The Federation is just too sneaky.

Quote:

An incident just like this is probably how we got the magic photons in the first place.

W.

 



TheSatyr

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Re: NewsFlash ( Patch :)
« Reply #27 on: January 28, 2003, 12:21:39 pm »
How many times do we have to remind Erik to lock the office doors???  

Aenigma

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Re: NewsFlash ( Patch :)
« Reply #28 on: January 28, 2003, 12:48:45 pm »
I think i'll order some of my subordinate Tal Shiar agents to retrieve a copy of the patch, because recent reports reveal that the Federation is actually in possession of it.
It seems the Federation already has done the most difficult part of the patch retrieval job (well difficult? Images by surveillance cameras, which of course we tapped to get more information about the patch, show that the front door was left open, maybe even on purpose to help the feds even more )

Maybe i will contact the borg as well. See if they are willing to share some technology with us in exchange for the patch. (Regenerating hulls anyone? )
Aenigma
« Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 06:00:00 pm by Aenigma »

NJAntman

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Re: NewsFlash ( Patch :)
« Reply #29 on: January 28, 2003, 03:10:34 pm »
Come to think of it, I don't recall the Big E ever missing with a Photon!
  Coincidence!
I think not!  

Baker

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Re: NewsFlash ( Patch :)
« Reply #30 on: January 28, 2003, 05:29:44 pm »
That's because they are good at hitting enemy ships. Now if only the Roms can learn from the big E and her crew .

Inglo

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Re: NewsFlash ( Patch :)
« Reply #31 on: January 28, 2003, 09:25:30 pm »
Quote:


FLASH FLASH FLASH

Surveillance cameras at Taldren recorded 2 members of a Federation fleet sneaking into the Taldren computer rooms. It is reported by unidentified sources at Taldren that the suspects have wiped clean all the memory of the computers in effort to prevent release of the upcoming patch. Sources close to the investigation of the breakin speculate the Federation feared the balancing effect the new patch would have for other players.






I assume they were beamed into the Taldren facility from one of their many cloaked Defiants.

Vortox

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Re: NewsFlash ( Patch :)
« Reply #32 on: January 29, 2003, 12:54:44 am »
Darn...those Feds...stealing the patch....

Oops, I'm one of the Fed....hahaha  

3dot14

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Re: NewsFlash ( Patch :)
« Reply #33 on: January 29, 2003, 11:27:06 pm »
Good for them!

Has anyone realizes the door says Statistical Services? (I can't think of another combination)

Finally, someone doing something about getting out the hard numbers in this game!!!!!!!!!

Vortox

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Re: NewsFlash ( Patch :)
« Reply #34 on: February 01, 2003, 04:12:43 am »
LOL  

Aoav160

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Re: NewsFlash ( Patch :)
« Reply #35 on: February 01, 2003, 05:18:28 am »
I heard they had a little "help" if you know whadda I mean. Koik, Spocko, and Buck the Hat (Later to be BuckStrider in the Witness Protection Program, OOPS!) took care of the heat, cleaned up the place, and Koik drove the getaway car. Now beat it! Or you a gonna take a little drive to the river with da boys.

   
« Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 06:00:00 pm by Aoav160 »

BuckStrider

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Re: NewsFlash ( Patch :)
« Reply #36 on: February 01, 2003, 12:08:51 pm »
Quote:

I heard they had a little "help" if you know whadda I mean. Koik, Spocko, and Buck the Hat (Later to be BuckMaster in the Witness Protection Program, OOPS!) took care of the heat, cleaned up the place, and Koik drove the getaway car. Now beat it! Or you a gonna take a little drive to the river with da boys.





I was never called "BuckMaster"

SirWilliam

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Re: NewsFlash ( Patch :)
« Reply #37 on: February 01, 2003, 04:12:22 pm »
Quote:

I was never called "BuckMaster"  




Dude that is the greatest signature image I have ever seen.