Topic: And Now for Something COMPLETELY Different......

[gornrule]

Act II Scene 31 'The Life of S'Cipio'

   Scene:  The Ghdarian Colesium during a gladiator fight.  Our hero, young S'Cipio, is a vendor at the arena.  We catch him as he plies his wares.

     S'Cipio:  Lamb's milk, ocelot spleens, wolf nipple chips, get 'em while they're hot!

  S'Cipio approaches a huddled bunch of Gorn, whispering conspiratorially.  Among them, Gwarlock, S'faret, Agave, and Kroma Basyl.

    S'Cipio:  Are you the 'Alliance of Gorn Dragons'?

     S'faret:  Bugger off! We're the 'Gorn Dragon Alliance'!

   S'Cipio:  Well, who are the 'Alliance of Gorn Dragons'?

     S'faret points to lone Gorn sitting watching contest.

  All Gorn :  SPLITTER!

    S'Cipio:  I want to join your group.

     S'faret:  Piss off!   To join our group, you have to hate the Romulans.

   S'Cipio:  I DO hate the Romulans!

     S'faret:  How much?

    S'Cipio:  A lot!

     S'faret considers momentarily:  All right.  You're in!

    Kroma, to S'faret:  I want to be called 'Loretta'.

     S'faret:  WHAT?

    Kroma:  I want to have a baby.

     Agave:  WHAT?  You CANNOT have a baby!

    Kroma:  Why not?

     Agave:  YOU DON"T EVEN HAVE A WOMB!  Where's the fetus going to gestate, Kroma?   IN A BOX!?


  to be continued.......
     

[Sfaret]

I AM NOT THAT $#@@##$  HARSH!!!!  :-)

Also I don't hate Romulans, I don't even like them enough to hate them!! :-)

Lastly Kroma, go read my site for the information on Gorn reproduction :-)

 Ghdar: Homeworld of the Confederation

By the way Gornrule, where are you in this scene? Are you the splinter group?

S'faret

[KRolling]

Hehe!!! I knew where this was going and loved every minute!!!!

Hey! Where's J'inn??? He's gotta read this!!