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Maxillius

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Re: Good Ol Klink, Fed Flame war by request
« Reply #80 on: May 07, 2003, 02:39:33 pm »
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Six transporters.  Eight t-bombs.  Want some!?  


 



Nobody can lay a string of T-bombs as fast as "quick-draw" MadElf . . .  



You wouldn't say that if you ever faced my KRCS
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KBF-Standarte

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Re: Good Ol Klink, Fed Flame war by request
« Reply #81 on: May 07, 2003, 03:31:39 pm »
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Six transporters.  Eight t-bombs.  Want some!?  


 



Nobody can lay a string of T-bombs as fast as "quick-draw" MadElf . . .  



You wouldn't say that if you ever faced my KRCS  



Funny, the Romulan named Raus makes exactly the same claim - must be another Romulan plot that they will naturally deny.  
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KBF-Dogmatix

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Re: Good Ol Klink, Fed Flame war by request
« Reply #82 on: May 07, 2003, 03:50:02 pm »
Well, golly...I've been known to lay down a quick t-bomb barrage or two in my day....  


Did so just this morning, as a matter of fact...


 
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Kroma_BaSyl

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Re: Good Ol Klink, Fed Flame war by request
« Reply #83 on: May 07, 2003, 04:12:07 pm »
Anyone got a hanger, the T-bomb I just dropped is clogging the toilet.
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**DONOTDELETE**

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Re: Good Ol Klink, Fed Flame war by request
« Reply #84 on: May 07, 2003, 06:04:02 pm »
A Gorn on the crapper is NOT an image I had ever cultivated, but one that is now indelibly burned into my psyche.

I will send you my therapy bill.

On a more logical note, I wonder what color Gorn po.... no, scratch that.

Have a nice day!  
 
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SBOGuardianZeRo

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Re: Good Ol Klink, Fed Flame war by request
« Reply #85 on: May 07, 2003, 06:32:04 pm »
well i can't claim to know the color of gorn poo, but i know its the only thing as bad as gorn plasma ballet
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KBF-JD

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Re: Good Ol Klink, Fed Flame war by request
« Reply #86 on: May 07, 2003, 10:42:28 pm »
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All Feds are wannabe Kirks.  The only ships Klinks can win in are the d5d and other various cheese chuckers.  
Peace.    



Klinks D5D Pilots do us a favor.  They weed out the weak.

Kirk wants to be me.  

I'd like to see a Klingon woman survive MY mating rituals . . .    




One Question,

Does your ship have front shields?   I've never seen them......



jd

Now that's how you start a flame war!!!!    



Didn't I chase you off the map in your wonderful D5D on AOTK?  If it wasn't you, then I app . ..   Ah who am I kidding, you all look alike.

Hard to see my front shield when your tail is between your legs    



Naw, come to think about it, it was me (I guess), but still I saw the front of your ship for what 2 minutes of a 30 minute battle?

About the D5D,  I fly it, but it is not something I want to take into PvP.  For the price, there are better Fed ships in the yard, so why to they all bitch about it (DH, you shopuld likely be excluded from this group).

jd

PS for my money, the p-1 is about the best weapon in the game and the p-2 is about the worst weapon in the game....  The p-2 was a poor SFB weapon that got much worse in SFC....

jd  
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Hondo_8

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Re: Good Ol Klink, Fed Flame war by request
« Reply #87 on: May 12, 2003, 07:32:42 pm »
Dear Mr. Klink

The Federation would like to support any and all future hostilties with our races, it seems that there has been a weakening on your side of the Deal, You are no longer inspiring fear and hatred in our Federation Captains. We feel that if our partnership for mutaul Racial hatred is to remain intact you must start picking up the pace. We feel that if this contiuned lovy dovy attitudes persits that Gow will begin to grow soft and actually fly Allied with the Federation one day. As we both know GOW is pinnicle of achievment for Bashing our Feds. So we hope you can strive to emulate him more and more. In a recent Gallop poll 87% surveyed felt Hooch was Dishing it better then Dogmatix.  Out of those 87% 75% actually belive that Dogmatix is really the reincarnation of Fred Rogers and the Klingon Empire a recreation of the Fantasy Magical Kingdom.

If you can not tolerate the heat or feel you need to drop this a notch your more then welcom to repick your Racial Enemy. Be advised that there are Captains in the Federation that feel the Romulans should asscend to the top of our Racial enanimity. We only tell you this for our long and gloryified past. We can not continue this partnership if you are going to go soft on us, we will be forced to move on. Thank you for you time and may all your ships smell like spring flowers after a rainy day.
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KBF-Standarte

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Re: Good Ol Klink, Fed Flame war by request
« Reply #88 on: May 12, 2003, 09:08:40 pm »
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Dear Mr. Klink

The Federation would like to support any and all future hostilties with our races, it seems that there has been a weakening on your side of the Deal, You are no longer inspiring fear and hatred in our Federation Captains. We feel that if our partnership for mutaul Racial hatred is to remain intact you must start picking up the pace. We feel that if this contiuned lovy dovy attitudes persits that Gow will begin to grow soft and actually fly Allied with the Federation one day. As we both know GOW is pinnicle of achievment for Bashing our Feds. So we hope you can strive to emulate him more and more. In a recent Gallop poll 87% surveyed felt Hooch was Dishing it better then Dogmatix.  Out of those 87% 75% actually belive that Dogmatix is really the reincarnation of Fred Rogers and the Klingon Empire a recreation of the Fantasy Magical Kingdom.

If you can not tolerate the heat or feel you need to drop this a notch your more then welcom to repick your Racial Enemy. Be advised that there are Captains in the Federation that feel the Romulans should asscend to the top of our Racial enanimity. We only tell you this for our long and gloryified past. We can not continue this partnership if you are going to go soft on us, we will be forced to move on. Thank you for you time and may all your ships smell like spring flowers after a rainy day.  



Fed:

We here in the Klingon Empire are amazed that you actually could find the time to tear yourself away from your shopping trip to Federation Pleasure Planet #34521 in order to construct this rather complex (for you anyway) message.  As for the Federation poll - would this be the one that was administered on board the USS Salon on the Manicure Deck?  A show of hands (immaculate French manicures) perhaps?

As for soft, the softest substance known in our galaxy is none other than something called Federation Resolve.  And the very last thing we desire is a partnership with the likes of the Blue Plague.

We do wish to thank you again for taking the time off from your busy schedule of swiffering the decks, arranging the flowers, and re-decorating your sumptuous and prestigious "Captain's Nook" aboard the USS Salon to deliver your proclamation.





 
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Toasty0

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Re: Good Ol Klink, Fed Flame war by request
« Reply #89 on: May 13, 2003, 08:53:02 am »
Fed--

Do you honestly assume that I, a klingon warrior, believe that you, a weak and pathetic human, possess any other fighting skill than that of a whimpering dog?

Toasty0  
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KBF-Standarte

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Re: Good Ol Klink, Fed Flame war by request
« Reply #90 on: May 13, 2003, 11:34:31 pm »
Klingons get the last word.  Let's face it.  Klingons are in charge.  Flame war ends - break out the Bloodwine Warriors.  
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SSCF Hooch

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Re: Good Ol Klink, Fed Flame war by request
« Reply #91 on: May 14, 2003, 08:23:06 am »
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Klingons get the last word.  Let's face it.  Klingons are in charge.  Flame war ends - break out the Bloodwine Warriors.    



<cough>

They get the last word because they are all yap...
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KBF-Standarte

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Re: Good Ol Klink, Fed Flame war by request
« Reply #92 on: May 14, 2003, 11:48:16 am »
Not.  
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KRolling

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Re: Good Ol Klink, Fed Flame war by request
« Reply #93 on: May 14, 2003, 12:06:26 pm »
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Fed--

Do you honestly assume that I, a klingon warrior, believe that you, a weak and pathetic human, possess any other fighting skill than that of a whimpering dog?

Toasty0    



OOOOOOOOO!!! I'm telling Doggy that you've been talking bad about him!!!
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KBF-Dogmatix

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Re: Good Ol Klink, Fed Flame war by request
« Reply #94 on: May 14, 2003, 01:41:25 pm »
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Fed--

Do you honestly assume that I, a klingon warrior, believe that you, a weak and pathetic human, possess any other fighting skill than that of a whimpering dog?

Toasty0    



OOOOOOOOO!!! I'm telling Doggy that you've been talking bad about him!!!  




Hmm...can't remember ever whimpering...wait...that's right.  Ghis made me wimper once..when my C10K went buh-hye.  Other than that, nary a single Fed has made me wimper.  


 
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SSCF Hooch

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Re: Good Ol Klink, Fed Flame war by request
« Reply #95 on: May 14, 2003, 02:31:26 pm »
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Not.  



Yes :P
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Toasty0

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Re: Good Ol Klink, Fed Flame war by request
« Reply #96 on: May 14, 2003, 07:16:15 pm »
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Fed--

Do you honestly assume that I, a klingon warrior, believe that you, a weak and pathetic human, possess any other fighting skill than that of a whimpering dog?

Toasty0    



OOOOOOOOO!!! I'm telling Doggy that you've been talking bad about him!!!  



Doggy is a Fed?

Best,
Toasty0
 
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Hondo_8

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Re: Good Ol Klink, Fed Flame war by request
« Reply #97 on: May 14, 2003, 08:35:45 pm »
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Fed--

Do you honestly assume that I, a klingon warrior, believe that you, a weak and pathetic human, possess any other fighting skill than that of a whimpering dog?

Toasty0    



OOOOOOOOO!!! I'm telling Doggy that you've been talking bad about him!!!  




Hmm...can't remember ever whimpering...wait...that's right.  Ghis made me wimper once..when my C10K went buh-hye.  Other than that, nary a single Fed has made me wimper.  


 



Well then when you get both hands free to operate a keyboard dog, then we can dance, as I recall our last situation an Ice Age ago had you leaving the map.
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