Topic: SOS Fleet  (Read 6629 times)

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jimmi7769

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Re: SOS Fleet
« Reply #40 on: May 13, 2003, 08:16:43 am »
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 Don't you DARE drag me into this, Kim.

Dog, see you on the front.... as usual.

Fluf, bake some pies.

Maverick, scrub down my shuttlebay .... again.  




Mat,

I agree with everything but the last line. Maverick is not some slave boy running around doing odd jobs and chores. He is a captain of the Kzin. As such, he is beneath doing your lowly chores. He shoulds be given the respect that he is due. He will become the scourge of the universe, a proper Kzin. He will be much to busy as a proper captain to complete your menial labor. Besides, he is repainting my DD.
 




Menial labor was all he was good for in The Black Fleet.............

KBF-Dogmatix

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Re: SOS Fleet
« Reply #41 on: May 13, 2003, 08:18:53 am »
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Would you prefer she said it this way?

"Oh.... come here sweet puppy dog... come on......Mommy's got a treat for you..... "  <THWACK>  




Now who is baiting who here? Looks like Doggy rose to the bait like the large mouth he is....What a Bass!

It's been overlong since I taunted you Doggy. Attack Kim and you'll force me to tell stories of the early years in public, lol.  





Bah...I fear not your fabrications, Fred!


It surprises me not at all that you have mistaken my defending myself as an attack on the real attacker.  Such is always the case with your kind.  Nay, the first <WHACK> did not come from me...but I guarantee you, the one I administer will count.  


 





<snicker> I will be good to fly with you old friends again... even as enemies!!!

OH, I mean......

I have a special Neutering Rolling Pin (NRP) for you Dog!!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!    





Dogmatix = Competely unafraid of your sorry excuse for a weapon!  


 

KBF-Dogmatix

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Re: SOS Fleet
« Reply #42 on: May 13, 2003, 08:20:43 am »
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Hehe!!! I must admit you guys scare the pickles out of me in pvp!!!!

And since I haven't played SCF2 in some time I'm sure I'll be hiding in some deep dark corner running scan missions!!!

   





Exactly, petaQ!


...and you dare threaten me with mere kitchen tools!  Pathetic!






 
« Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 06:00:00 pm by KBF-Dogmatix »

Black

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Re: SOS Fleet
« Reply #43 on: May 13, 2003, 09:25:37 am »
... he really doesn't have a clue does he? ...

... I can't bear to watch ...

... cloak the ship quickly! (restricted Federation technology)

... Slipstream on-line! (ditto)

... Subspace comms silent (ditto ditto)

... get us out of here! ...        
« Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 06:00:00 pm by Black »

KRolling

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Re: SOS Fleet
« Reply #44 on: May 13, 2003, 10:41:24 am »
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Hehe!!! I must admit you guys scare the pickles out of me in pvp!!!!

And since I haven't played SCF2 in some time I'm sure I'll be hiding in some deep dark corner running scan missions!!!

   





Exactly, petaQ!


...and you dare threaten me with mere kitchen tools!  Pathetic!






 




Oh, Doggy, you have such a way with words!!! <sigh> I think I'm in LOVE!!! <LOL>

KBF-Dogmatix

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Re: SOS Fleet
« Reply #45 on: May 13, 2003, 10:50:26 am »
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Hehe!!! I must admit you guys scare the pickles out of me in pvp!!!!

And since I haven't played SCF2 in some time I'm sure I'll be hiding in some deep dark corner running scan missions!!!

   





Exactly, petaQ!


...and you dare threaten me with mere kitchen tools!  Pathetic!






 




Oh, Doggy, you have such a way with words!!! <sigh> I think I'm in LOVE!!! <LOL>  





AAAAAAAAAGH!   LOW BLOW!    

Okay, you win....


 
« Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 06:00:00 pm by KBF-Dogmatix »

KRolling

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Re: SOS Fleet
« Reply #46 on: May 13, 2003, 10:57:02 am »
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Hehe!!! I must admit you guys scare the pickles out of me in pvp!!!!

And since I haven't played SCF2 in some time I'm sure I'll be hiding in some deep dark corner running scan missions!!!

   





Exactly, petaQ!


...and you dare threaten me with mere kitchen tools!  Pathetic!






 




Oh, Doggy, you have such a way with words!!! <sigh> I think I'm in LOVE!!! <LOL>  








AAAAAAAAAGH!   LOW BLOW!    

Okay, you win....


 




<snicker!!>

KOTH-Steel Claw

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Re: SOS Fleet
« Reply #47 on: May 13, 2003, 11:12:17 am »
 
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  AAAAAAAAAGH! LOW BLOW!  

Okay, you win....




ROFLMAO

Black

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Re: SOS Fleet
« Reply #48 on: May 13, 2003, 11:13:40 am »
... knew it ...

... saw it coming ...

... no contest ...        

SSCF Hooch

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Re: SOS Fleet
« Reply #49 on: May 13, 2003, 12:15:39 pm »
Hey! This a taunt thread FOCUSED in the SOS Romluan fleet. Which I might note has NOT commented, spineless so'n so's that they appear to be.

By order of the high command: The War Criminal known a KBF Dogmatix is to not be killed on sight, (beaten stupid yes) but not killed. After said beating, his hulled ship is to be towed to sector 001 for display and he is to be placed in iron cage for the beast that he is.

DAS IST KLAR mine Uber Troopen? Hier Dogmatix ist nicht kaput, das ist verbooten! Heir Toten ist kaput ya! Das is gut und wunderba  . (or some'n like dat)

 

Kroma_BaSyl

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Re: SOS Fleet
« Reply #50 on: May 13, 2003, 01:19:58 pm »
Oooooh, I got plans for Doggy Style.....he going to be #1 Kroma's Beeatch Forsale (KBF).  So please go easy on the merchandise.
« Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 06:00:00 pm by Kroma_BaSyl »

Julin Eurthyr

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Re: SOS Fleet
« Reply #51 on: May 13, 2003, 01:51:54 pm »
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By order of the high command: The War Criminal known a KBF Dogmatix is to not be killed on sight, (beaten stupid yes) but not killed. After said beating, his hulled ship is to be towed to sector 001 for display and he is to be placed in iron cage for the beast that he is.





And please notice that such pleasent commentary like this is coming from the "peaceful" barbarian settlement known as the "Federation".

Let me do one.  The right way.

By order of the High Councils, The war criminal known as Hooch is not to be killed on sight.  He is to be soundly defeated by superior tactical prowness necesary to overcome the crutch known as the "enchanted photon" .  Once he is throughly humiliated and his ship no threat to the peaceful coalition forces his escape pod is to be gingerly towed to Concordia, where, after some work, KBF-Kooch will be a productive member of the Klingon Empire, able to serve the galaxy in a much more fitting role.  Yes, chief shuttlebay sweeper for the ex-chancellor Dogmatix is a good place for him.
We assure you the installation of the forehead ridges will be quite painless after the lobotomy to remove the barbaric sections of your brain.  

We now return you to your regularly denied bashing of those that do not exist.