Topic: SOS Fleet

[SSCF Hooch]

Where are you? Did we spank you so bad that you gave up on D2? Or are you just a bunch of gutless weenies?

[wanderer]

We're gonna need some Rommie butt to kick pretty soon, and we thought of you guys, oh, sorry, Cleo...

<note to Hooch...'rp', remember the 'rp'...oh, wait, that's remember PinkyGen, my bad...

[KRolling]

Awww, Hooch!!!

Is that a way to treat a Rummie Princess??? <snicker>

Maybe she's afraid she'll  break a nail!!

 

[KBF-Dogmatix]

Not that I have any particular affinity for the boys and girls of SOS, and also, not that I don't wonder where they went, too...BUT..

When did y'all kick their butts?  As I recall, they bothered to show up for DoE AND actually got pretty good, pretty quick in Romulan SFC2 boats by the time the fun server that preceded DoE ended..

They are probably just a bunch of lurkers that will show up once the shooting starts.  I certainly hope they do.  I suspect the Coalition will need the help.

[wanderer]

<Shhhhh, Dog, we're trying to rile them up, ya darn party-pooper!>

[KOTH-Steel Claw]

It would be nice if they put in an appearance on a serious server.

[KBF-Dogmatix]

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<Shhhhh, Dog, we're trying to rile them up, ya darn party-pooper!>  

OOOOOOOooooooooh.  Gotcha.  


Sorry.  


---Mr. Literal

[KRolling]

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Not that I have any particular affinity for the boys and girls of SOS, and also, not that I don't wonder where they went, too...BUT..

When did y'all kick their butts?  As I recall, they bothered to show up for DoE AND actually got pretty good, pretty quick in Romulan SFC2 boats by the time the fun server that preceded DoE ended..

They are probably just a bunch of lurkers that will show up once the shooting starts.  I certainly hope they do.  I suspect the Coalition will need the help.  

Dog, come here!!! Come here!!! Here, Dog, here!!!

<points to ground in front of me>

Look at me!!! Bad, Dog, bad!!!!

<WHACK!!>

[SSCF Hooch]

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Not that I have any particular affinity for the boys and girls of SOS, and also, not that I don't wonder where they went, too...BUT..

When did y'all kick their butts?  As I recall, they bothered to show up for DoE AND actually got pretty good, pretty quick in Romulan SFC2 boats by the time the fun server that preceded DoE ended..

They are probably just a bunch of lurkers that will show up once the shooting starts.  I certainly hope they do.  I suspect the Coalition will need the help.  

Well, nobody ever said that the klinks are the brightest candles, now did they  

[KBF-Dogmatix]

That's because such goes without saying, really.  Why bother extoll the many virtues of Klingon Warriors, as well as those of the Klingon Empire, itself?  They are well-documented and widely known.


Really, now...can I really be blamed for failing to understand your feeble attempts at baiting?  I mean...it just looked to me like more Federation lies!  


 

[KRolling]

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Not that I have any particular affinity for the boys and girls of SOS, and also, not that I don't wonder where they went, too...BUT..

When did y'all kick their butts?  As I recall, they bothered to show up for DoE AND actually got pretty good, pretty quick in Romulan SFC2 boats by the time the fun server that preceded DoE ended..

They are probably just a bunch of lurkers that will show up once the shooting starts.  I certainly hope they do.  I suspect the Coalition will need the help.  

Well, nobody ever said that the klinks are the brightest candles, now did they    

<whispers to Hooch>

I think he was dropped on his head when he was a baby!!!  

[Black]

LOL!!!

Now that's more like it!

That's really funny!

Thanks, phew <wipes tears from face>

   

[KBF-Dogmatix]

Another easily amused Fred.  Bet that.  

[jimmi7769]

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Another easily amused Fred.  Bet that.    

Such simpletons.

[Black]

You had to be there.

Whole thread is amusing ...  

[Toten]

I would think that shameless baiting of a potential fleet would be taboo.

In this regard I would like to ask the SOS fleet to consider playing in the upcomming SG3 campaign, if to do any thing, to whoop hooch's hiney.

Everyone is always welcome. Especially to kill hooch.    

[KRolling]

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You had to be there.

Whole thread is amusing ...  

That's the problem, Black. They're NOT there!!!

<taps temple with finger>

[Gumby]

 I was considering gathering all my friends and making our own Romulan fleet.  Not sure what to call it yet though.  
Hmmmmmmm, maybe Fleet Of One?    Thats right, the dreaded Romulan FOO!
       

[Kortez]

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Not that I have any particular affinity for the boys and girls of SOS, and also, not that I don't wonder where they went, too...BUT..

When did y'all kick their butts?  As I recall, they bothered to show up for DoE AND actually got pretty good, pretty quick in Romulan SFC2 boats by the time the fun server that preceded DoE ended..

They are probably just a bunch of lurkers that will show up once the shooting starts.  I certainly hope they do.  I suspect the Coalition will need the help.  

Dog, come here!!! Come here!!! Here, Dog, here!!!

<points to ground in front of me>

Look at me!!! Bad, Dog, bad!!!!

<WHACK!!>  

NO HITTING DOGS!
 

[KRolling]

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Not that I have any particular affinity for the boys and girls of SOS, and also, not that I don't wonder where they went, too...BUT..

When did y'all kick their butts?  As I recall, they bothered to show up for DoE AND actually got pretty good, pretty quick in Romulan SFC2 boats by the time the fun server that preceded DoE ended..

They are probably just a bunch of lurkers that will show up once the shooting starts.  I certainly hope they do.  I suspect the Coalition will need the help.  

Dog, come here!!! Come here!!! Here, Dog, here!!!

<points to ground in front of me>

Look at me!!! Bad, Dog, bad!!!!

<WHACK!!>  

NO HITTING DOGS!
 

<WHACK!!>

[KBF-Dogmatix]

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Not that I have any particular affinity for the boys and girls of SOS, and also, not that I don't wonder where they went, too...BUT..

When did y'all kick their butts?  As I recall, they bothered to show up for DoE AND actually got pretty good, pretty quick in Romulan SFC2 boats by the time the fun server that preceded DoE ended..

They are probably just a bunch of lurkers that will show up once the shooting starts.  I certainly hope they do.  I suspect the Coalition will need the help.  

Dog, come here!!! Come here!!! Here, Dog, here!!!

<points to ground in front of me>

Look at me!!! Bad, Dog, bad!!!!

<WHACK!!>  

NO HITTING DOGS!
 

<WHACK!!>  

Get anywhere near me and you're history...poorly written, at that!  

[TOCXOBearslayer]

Would you prefer she said it this way?

"Oh.... come here sweet puppy dog... come on......Mommy's got a treat for you..... "  <THWACK>

[KBF-Dogmatix]

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Would you prefer she said it this way?

"Oh.... come here sweet puppy dog... come on......Mommy's got a treat for you..... "  <THWACK>  

There is ZERO "<thwack>"ing of this dog...PERIOD.  Rolling is toast if she ends up in the same sector of space as I.  That's it...



Dogmatix = Not a member of KRolling's Online Fan Club    
KRolling = Hooch Groupie    

[KRolling]

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Would you prefer she said it this way?

"Oh.... come here sweet puppy dog... come on......Mommy's got a treat for you..... "  <THWACK>  

There is ZERO "<thwack>"ing of this dog...PERIOD.  Rolling is toast if she ends up in the same sector of space as I.  That's it...



Dogmatix = Not a member of KRolling's Online Fan Club    

I have no Online Fan Club, Doggy.  

[Goose]

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<whispers to Hooch>

I think he was dropped on his head when he was a baby!!!  

Not quite.
His mother was your Pin Precursor!

One too many shots from the pin!

[KBF-Dogmatix]

Hmm...okay.

Sorry.


 

[KRolling]

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Hmm...okay.

Sorry.


 

LOL!!!!

[KBF-Dogmatix]

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<whispers to Hooch>

I think he was dropped on his head when he was a baby!!!  

Not quite.
His mother was your Pin Precursor!

One too many shots from the pin!  

Dogmatix does NOT fall prey to silly human kitchen acoutriments wielded by the likes of an Earther female.  Bank on it.


 

[KRolling]

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<whispers to Hooch>

I think he was dropped on his head when he was a baby!!!  

Not quite.
His mother was your Pin Precursor!

One too many shots from the pin!  

Dogmatix does NOT fall prey to silly human kitchen acoutriments wielded by the likes of an Earther female.  Bank on it.


 

Oh!!! I thought the doughnut boys invented the Rolling Pin!!

[Hondo_8]

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Would you prefer she said it this way?

"Oh.... come here sweet puppy dog... come on......Mommy's got a treat for you..... "  <THWACK>  

There is ZERO "<thwack>"ing of this dog...PERIOD.  Rolling is toast if she ends up in the same sector of space as I.  That's it...



Dogmatix = Not a member of KRolling's Online Fan Club    
KRolling = Hooch Groupie    

We are pleased to see a return of Hostility. This will improve your standings with Federation Captains still on the fence about promoting the Romulans to Fed Enemy #1

[Agave]

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 KRolling = Hooch Groupie    

Wouldn't that make her a Hoochie Momma?

Sorry, just had to stick my tail into this shameless thread.

And don't go trying to whack this lizard either.   Hehehehe.



Agave Azul  

[KRolling]

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 KRolling = Hooch Groupie    

Wouldn't that make her a Hoochie Momma?

Sorry, just had to stick my tail into this shameless thread.

And don't go trying to whack this lizard either.   Hehehehe.



Agave Azul  

OH THAT IS TOO FUNNY!!!!

<high fives Agave!>

[Thrain]

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Would you prefer she said it this way?

"Oh.... come here sweet puppy dog... come on......Mommy's got a treat for you..... "  <THWACK>  

Now who is baiting who here? Looks like Doggy rose to the bait like the large mouth he is....What a Bass!

It's been overlong since I taunted you Doggy. Attack Kim and you'll force me to tell stories of the early years in public, lol.

[Daew Anahos]

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Would you prefer she said it this way?

"Oh.... come here sweet puppy dog... come on......Mommy's got a treat for you..... "  <THWACK>  

There is ZERO "<thwack>"ing of this dog...PERIOD.  Rolling is toast if she ends up in the same sector of space as I.  That's it...



Dogmatix = Not a member of KRolling's Online Fan Club    

I have no Online Fan Club, Doggy.    

Isn't it more of a site where you sell the colored markers   (do I really need to elaborate?)


 

[Matsukasi]

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<whispers to Hooch>

I think he was dropped on his head when he was a baby!!!  

Not quite.
His mother was your Pin Precursor!

One too many shots from the pin!  

Dogmatix does NOT fall prey to silly human kitchen acoutriments wielded by the likes of an Earther female.  Bank on it.


 

Oh!!! I thought the doughnut boys invented the Rolling Pin!!  

Don't you  DARE drag me into this, Kim.    

Dog, see you on the front.... as usual.    

Fluf, bake some pies.    

Maverick, scrub down my shuttlebay .... again.    

[KBF-Dogmatix]

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Would you prefer she said it this way?

"Oh.... come here sweet puppy dog... come on......Mommy's got a treat for you..... "  <THWACK>  

Now who is baiting who here? Looks like Doggy rose to the bait like the large mouth he is....What a Bass!

It's been overlong since I taunted you Doggy. Attack Kim and you'll force me to tell stories of the early years in public, lol.  

Bah...I fear not your fabrications, Fred!


It surprises me not at all that you have mistaken my defending myself as an attack on the real attacker.  Such is always the case with your kind.  Nay, the first <WHACK> did not come from me...but I guarantee you, the one I administer will count.  


 

[KRolling]

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Would you prefer she said it this way?

"Oh.... come here sweet puppy dog... come on......Mommy's got a treat for you..... "  <THWACK>  

Now who is baiting who here? Looks like Doggy rose to the bait like the large mouth he is....What a Bass!

It's been overlong since I taunted you Doggy. Attack Kim and you'll force me to tell stories of the early years in public, lol.  

Bah...I fear not your fabrications, Fred!


It surprises me not at all that you have mistaken my defending myself as an attack on the real attacker.  Such is always the case with your kind.  Nay, the first <WHACK> did not come from me...but I guarantee you, the one I administer will count.  


 

<snicker> I will be good to fly with you old friends again... even as enemies!!!

OH, I mean......

I have a special Neutering Rolling Pin (NRP) for you Dog!!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!  

[KOTH-Steel Claw]

 

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 Don't you DARE drag me into this, Kim.

Dog, see you on the front.... as usual.

Fluf, bake some pies.

Maverick, scrub down my shuttlebay .... again.  

Mat,

I agree with everything but the last line. Maverick is not some slave boy running around doing odd jobs and chores. He is a captain of the Kzin. As such, he is beneath doing your lowly chores. He shoulds be given the respect that he is due. He will become the scourge of the universe, a proper Kzin. He will be much to busy as a proper captain to complete your menial labor. Besides, he is repainting my DD.
 

[Mog]

Doggy, on first reading KRolling's response to you, I feared for your, ahem, safety. But on reflecting back to what I saw of her ships on AOTK, I worry not. This Federation petaQ didn't even allow me to get into ph1 range before she fled the field of battle, and not even mighty ensorcelled photons have that range, so these rolling pins will prove as ineffective as the whole Federation's navy.

[KRolling]

Hehe!!! I must admit you guys scare the pickles out of me in pvp!!!!

And since I haven't played SCF2 in some time I'm sure I'll be hiding in some deep dark corner running scan missions!!!

 

[jimmi7769]

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 Don't you DARE drag me into this, Kim.

Dog, see you on the front.... as usual.

Fluf, bake some pies.

Maverick, scrub down my shuttlebay .... again.  

Mat,

I agree with everything but the last line. Maverick is not some slave boy running around doing odd jobs and chores. He is a captain of the Kzin. As such, he is beneath doing your lowly chores. He shoulds be given the respect that he is due. He will become the scourge of the universe, a proper Kzin. He will be much to busy as a proper captain to complete your menial labor. Besides, he is repainting my DD.
 

Menial labor was all he was good for in The Black Fleet.............

[KBF-Dogmatix]

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Would you prefer she said it this way?

"Oh.... come here sweet puppy dog... come on......Mommy's got a treat for you..... "  <THWACK>  

Now who is baiting who here? Looks like Doggy rose to the bait like the large mouth he is....What a Bass!

It's been overlong since I taunted you Doggy. Attack Kim and you'll force me to tell stories of the early years in public, lol.  

Bah...I fear not your fabrications, Fred!


It surprises me not at all that you have mistaken my defending myself as an attack on the real attacker.  Such is always the case with your kind.  Nay, the first <WHACK> did not come from me...but I guarantee you, the one I administer will count.  


 

<snicker> I will be good to fly with you old friends again... even as enemies!!!

OH, I mean......

I have a special Neutering Rolling Pin (NRP) for you Dog!!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!    

Dogmatix = Competely unafraid of your sorry excuse for a weapon!  


 

[KBF-Dogmatix]

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Hehe!!! I must admit you guys scare the pickles out of me in pvp!!!!

And since I haven't played SCF2 in some time I'm sure I'll be hiding in some deep dark corner running scan missions!!!

   

Exactly, petaQ!


...and you dare threaten me with mere kitchen tools!  Pathetic!






 

[Black]

... he really doesn't have a clue does he? ...

... I can't bear to watch ...

... cloak the ship quickly! (restricted Federation technology)

... Slipstream on-line! (ditto)

... Subspace comms silent (ditto ditto)

... get us out of here! ...        

[KRolling]

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Hehe!!! I must admit you guys scare the pickles out of me in pvp!!!!

And since I haven't played SCF2 in some time I'm sure I'll be hiding in some deep dark corner running scan missions!!!

   

Exactly, petaQ!


...and you dare threaten me with mere kitchen tools!  Pathetic!






 

Oh, Doggy, you have such a way with words!!! <sigh> I think I'm in LOVE!!! <LOL>

[KBF-Dogmatix]

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Hehe!!! I must admit you guys scare the pickles out of me in pvp!!!!

And since I haven't played SCF2 in some time I'm sure I'll be hiding in some deep dark corner running scan missions!!!

   

Exactly, petaQ!


...and you dare threaten me with mere kitchen tools!  Pathetic!






 

Oh, Doggy, you have such a way with words!!! <sigh> I think I'm in LOVE!!! <LOL>  

AAAAAAAAAGH!   LOW BLOW!    

Okay, you win....


 

[KRolling]

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Hehe!!! I must admit you guys scare the pickles out of me in pvp!!!!

And since I haven't played SCF2 in some time I'm sure I'll be hiding in some deep dark corner running scan missions!!!

   

Exactly, petaQ!


...and you dare threaten me with mere kitchen tools!  Pathetic!






 

Oh, Doggy, you have such a way with words!!! <sigh> I think I'm in LOVE!!! <LOL>  

AAAAAAAAAGH!   LOW BLOW!    

Okay, you win....


 

<snicker!!>

[KOTH-Steel Claw]

 

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  AAAAAAAAAGH! LOW BLOW!  

Okay, you win....

ROFLMAO

[Black]

... knew it ...

... saw it coming ...

... no contest ...        

[SSCF Hooch]

Hey! This a taunt thread FOCUSED in the SOS Romluan fleet. Which I might note has NOT commented, spineless so'n so's that they appear to be.

By order of the high command: The War Criminal known a KBF Dogmatix is to not be killed on sight, (beaten stupid yes) but not killed. After said beating, his hulled ship is to be towed to sector 001 for display and he is to be placed in iron cage for the beast that he is.

DAS IST KLAR mine Uber Troopen? Hier Dogmatix ist nicht kaput, das ist verbooten! Heir Toten ist kaput ya! Das is gut und wunderba  . (or some'n like dat)

 

[Kroma_BaSyl]

Oooooh, I got plans for Doggy Style.....he going to be #1 Kroma's Beeatch Forsale (KBF).  So please go easy on the merchandise.

[Julin Eurthyr]

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By order of the high command: The War Criminal known a KBF Dogmatix is to not be killed on sight, (beaten stupid yes) but not killed. After said beating, his hulled ship is to be towed to sector 001 for display and he is to be placed in iron cage for the beast that he is.

And please notice that such pleasent commentary like this is coming from the "peaceful" barbarian settlement known as the "Federation".

Let me do one.  The right way.

By order of the High Councils, The war criminal known as Hooch is not to be killed on sight.  He is to be soundly defeated by superior tactical prowness necesary to overcome the crutch known as the "enchanted photon" .  Once he is throughly humiliated and his ship no threat to the peaceful coalition forces his escape pod is to be gingerly towed to Concordia, where, after some work, KBF-Kooch will be a productive member of the Klingon Empire, able to serve the galaxy in a much more fitting role.  Yes, chief shuttlebay sweeper for the ex-chancellor Dogmatix is a good place for him.
We assure you the installation of the forehead ridges will be quite painless after the lobotomy to remove the barbaric sections of your brain.  

We now return you to your regularly denied bashing of those that do not exist.