Topic: I Don't Think The Roms Get Enough Attention!!!! (Read 5387 times)

KRolling · « **on:** May 12, 2003, 11:13:45 am »

I mean there is always something between the Feds and the Klinks. What about the Roms!!!

They are always bragging that "they" know everything!!
They are the first to know!!
They even claim to have "special" intelligence, whatever THAT means!!!

Well, I'd like to say that there is nothing special about the RUMMIES!!!

Ok, except their ears... they do have good looking ears.

Beside that, they have terrible taylors!!!
Barbers with no sense of style!!
They keep this "sour" look on their faces.
And on top of that, they spread propaganda faster than STD!!!!

Basically, these people are nothing but a bunch of Green Blooded Sour Apples!!!

Baah, I say!!!

<blows raspberry!!> LOL!!

FatherTed · « **Reply #1 on:** May 12, 2003, 11:18:11 am »

Kim, Kim, Kim. We ignore the Roms for a very simple reason.

They don't exist.

KRolling · « **Reply #2 on:** May 12, 2003, 11:21:10 am »

But that is the problem!!!

They have convinced you that they don't exist!!

REPENT, TED!!!
RAISE THE BLINDERS THAT COVER YOUR EYES!!!
YOU CAN BE FREE!! FREE, I TELL, YA!!!!

KOTH-Steel Claw · « **Reply #3 on:** May 12, 2003, 11:28:49 am »

They know the Kzin are short of food supplies.

KRolling · « **Reply #4 on:** May 12, 2003, 11:30:55 am »

Hehe!! Do they taste like chicken, too????

KOTH-Steel Claw · « **Reply #5 on:** May 12, 2003, 11:32:01 am »

Nah, more like pork. Feds taste like chicken.

deadman · « **Reply #6 on:** May 12, 2003, 11:58:39 am »

rom ears make a real good soup, and if deep fry them a good diping chip.

Maxillius · « **Reply #7 on:** May 12, 2003, 12:01:11 pm »

Now Kim, do I really need to release the sensor logs of your quarters one recent night? Looks like 2 or 3 figures in the dark, poor quality, but I'm sure with a little computer work they can be made into fine enough quality to be broadcast on wide-beam subspace.

I didn't think so, now go be a good feddy and chase some Klinks, and remember...

I WASN'T HERE

KRolling · « **Reply #8 on:** May 12, 2003, 12:23:54 pm »

Ah Commander Maxillius!!!

Hehe!! Well, well, well, my dear, dear friend!!!!

How are you, friend??? Doing well? Good.

I must say I have enjoyed your post and um... bumps over the last few months!!

KOTH-Steel Claw · « **Reply #9 on:** May 12, 2003, 12:25:44 pm »

Quote:

Now Kim, do I really need to release the sensor logs of your quarters one recent night? Looks like 2 or 3 figures in the dark, poor quality, but I'm sure with a little computer work they can be made into fine enough quality to be broadcast on wide-beam subspace.

I (deny) recall (deny) something along those lines. Something about one large figure in a tutu? Another resembling a frog? Of course, it is all speculation about something that doesn't exist (sort of).

Daew Anahos · « **Reply #10 on:** May 12, 2003, 01:52:54 pm »

Romulans?

Never heard of them.

Black · « **Reply #13 on:** May 12, 2003, 02:45:42 pm »

... good looking ears? ...
... bad taylors? ...
... sour dispositions? ...
... green blood? ...

Damn! I've got the pics! They exist!

Oh my God! Save us all!!!!

Black · « **Reply #15 on:** May 12, 2003, 02:55:49 pm »

... notice the nice red outfit ... trying to compete with Kroma I figure ...

... despicable!!! ...

Aenigma · « **Reply #16 on:** May 12, 2003, 03:01:59 pm »

I deny that we exist. We think, therefore we are not. Anything you know about us is false. Anything that has been said about us is false. Any pictures you have of us are manipulated. You do not know us. You do not know us. We are not. We are enigmas. (and there's indeed much you can do with Photoshop... making nice sigs is one)

Aenigma

Sfaret · « **Reply #17 on:** May 12, 2003, 03:35:21 pm »

We Gorn have been trying to get the Federation to acknowledge the Romulan threat for some time now. Yet for some reason federation politicians seem more concerned with the Klingon threat. Klingons are indeed a force to be reckoned with but they are blunt and easy to see coming. The Romualns sneak up on you and take you before you know they are there. prepare now as the Confederation has, this nuetralizes their only advavntage.

S'faret

KRolling · « **Reply #18 on:** May 12, 2003, 03:47:26 pm »

Those Rummies only think they are sneaky, but their sneakers squeek too loudly.

Dopler · « **Reply #20 on:** May 12, 2003, 05:02:43 pm »

Too bad Rummies don't have any imagination.
They just might do better with my "Colored Pens". <snicker>

Kim dearest, Dem be 6 COLOR PENS Damnit !

a colored pen sounds so lacking , there too skinny ! Now a 6 colered pen thats a diffrent animal ! It has girth !

KRolling · « **Reply #21 on:** May 12, 2003, 05:19:10 pm »

LOL!!!!

Gumby · « **Reply #22 on:** May 12, 2003, 05:31:11 pm »

If Romulans really wanted to be noticed they would use bright fonts and flashy pictures. Oh.............

Anyways, I object to the use of the term Rummies. Its really only a select few who deserve that title. Actually I was thinking of demoting myself and changing my name to Morgan. Thats right, the dreaded Captain Morgan! Well, my superiors in the Tal Shiar say I'm full of it! To that I say...... YES! For certain..........

KRolling · « **Reply #23 on:** May 12, 2003, 05:36:20 pm »

Hey, Gumby!!! Would you like to use my Six Color Pens!!!

KRolling · « **Reply #25 on:** May 12, 2003, 05:53:11 pm »

One SuperGreen Pen coming up!!! <snicker>

Thrain · « **Reply #27 on:** May 13, 2003, 07:23:54 am »

Kim I have been preaching the existance of the Romulans for years. They DO have a very good propaganda machine. So good in fact that they have achieved a near campatability with the cloaking device. I have been treated like Don Quixote in my attempts to warn the Federation and our allies that they are a threat that needs to be dealt with. Very few of our people believed and after much ridicule and scorn, even though I was among the "Jedi", I was forced to do battle with them alone, or with only one or 2 other souls. Those whom I worked with have succumbed to the disease they have been spreading since CW3. Toten fell to the Klingons, JM was not heard from for a very long time, Hondo lost his mind after being captured and interrogated. Even I have not been unaffected as I am now relegated to being strong in the Dark Side! I'm glad to see that some one new has taken up the flag and is once again charging to the attack!

ROMULAN HUNTERS UNITE! WE MUST DESTROY THIS MENACE BEFORE THEY SPREAD THIER SEDITION ANY FURTHER!

(This message brought to you by your friends at PYRE, Pulverising Young Romulans Everywhere)

KBF-Dogmatix · « **Reply #31 on:** May 13, 2003, 11:25:25 am »

You, sir, are one disgusting reptile.

Maxillius · « **Reply #32 on:** May 13, 2003, 01:31:03 pm »

Ah, Doggy, I think you'll find he's actually *3* disgusting reptiles all bundled into one revolting tutu

KBF-Dogmatix · « **Reply #33 on:** May 13, 2003, 02:06:45 pm »

Now that you mention it...you may be right. Sick...sad...disgusting...but the truth, nevertheless.

Kroma_BaSyl · « **Reply #36 on:** May 13, 2003, 02:31:24 pm »

We in the Confederation never bothered to create a word for "little" worms, thus you must forgive my spelling errors.

Kroma,
aka He who hides his "big" worm under a tutu.

Losiack · « **Reply #37 on:** May 13, 2003, 03:21:33 pm »

Enough viewers have seen this thread. Plan 73C-5 has been implemented.

Anyone else posting in this thread will have their hard drive 'adjusted' to remove any proof of the existence of the Romulan Empire. You have been warned.

SPQR Losiack
Correspondant for the Internal Romulan Information Service
The IRIS sees all

P.S. For any other damage to your files, blame FluF

P.S. 2 have a nice day

Sfaret · « **Reply #38 on:** May 13, 2003, 03:50:36 pm »

cmd:> Set Security Level Pi
cmd:> Off Link Subspace Transponder
cmd:> Central CPU Isolation Protocol Zeta

Okay Rommy take your best shot. We have known for a long time you had an access route to our HDs but the Confederation is ready for you. Confederation wide the new protocols are in place. We are now totally isolated. Not even our allies can access our systems. But that is okay, for we have prepared for even that. The Tal Shiar is a fairly impressive group, however they are nothing compared to the Shadow Guardians.

S'faret

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