-
dons cassock and moves into the confessional-"Forgive me Father, for I have sinned."
-recites a long list of flames in D2 forums"You must learn to love one another. Say 100 Hail Mary's and God be with you."
looks out the door of the confessional and sees a line. It's very long. It goes out the door of the Chapel/Bomb Shelter/Casino. Peeking out the door, the line winds its way around the block.Laura, his yeowoman, comes up and whispers in his ear, "There's over 200 folks lined up for confession, Father."
sigh. shrug. "It's gonna be a long night, Laura."
"Wet T-shirt contest is scheduled to start in 1 hour, Ted."
Rouses himself from the cloisture and with steel in his eyes, marches out to meet the sinners. "What say you?"
a loud chorus, in unison, arises from the assembled line-"Forgive us Father, for we have sinned!"
cracks open a beer-"Learn to love one another! Say 100 Hail Marys because the wet t-shirt contest starts in one hour! So say your prayers fast!"