Topic: Re: Donuts, Butts, Shopping and Death

[Goose]

Krispy Kreme is a Kanadian Kompany?

[TheMaverick]

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I think then, you can trully appreciate this...

..once, in a forum thread where we were all being a little.. crazy, silly even (oh perish the thought, that never happens here!), I wrote something foolish.  Not knowing that my girlfriend, a forgiving saint who more than tolerates my game-playing, was watching.  Afterwards, it became a little in-joke that we would toss at each other, in a good natured ribbing way...

Oh, how cruel Fate chooses to play itself out.  I soooo understand your experience.


Not too long ago, I was happily tossing photons on the LB3 server, when I hear my apartment door open, and 'Hi hon, what are you up too?'... I was in Fed must-micro-adjust-for-those-precious-few-points-of-power mode, and didn't even take my eyes off the screen when I said, very loudly and with attitude...

"HOW DARE YOU INTERRUPT ME WHILE I AM EXECUTING MY EVIL PLAN TO TAKE OVER THE UNIVERSE, WOMAN?!?'

Translation:  Playing Star Trek honey, I missed you today.


Hmm... dead silence.  I turn, thinking maybe she needs help with something...

... to see the jaws dropping on her parents, who are standing right behind her.

"...umm, it's a private joke, sorry... really, it is..."

Translation: OMG I'm dead


Finally, her father speaks up, obviously not impressed with my tone of voice, "We came by to invite you two to our cottage for the weekend.  So, did you have any plans?"

Translation:  I don't care what you thought you were doing, you're coming to visit.




'Nuff said... I feel your pain.  

OUCH!!!

[Maxillius]

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It's just a cover. I'd let you in on the secret, but it's on a need to know basis.... you understand....sorry.

Trust me though, it's donut.  

Poor, sad, DOUGHNUT-blinded soul...

[SPQR Drall]

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...Seems no one has found out about my involvement in "The Matter That Shall Not Be Discussed"...  

This reference is fallacious and inappropriate.  There are no "Matter That Shall Not Be Discussed".  The Romulan Empire formally denies it along with any involvement by anyone, including J'inn.

Please delete this thread immediately.  Thank you.


SPQR Drall  

[J'inn]

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...Seems no one has found out about my involvement in "The Matter That Shall Not Be Discussed"...  

This reference is fallacious and inappropriate.  There are no "Matter That Shall Not Be Discussed".  The Romulan Empire formally denies it along with any involvement by anyone, including J'inn.

Please delete this thread immediately.  Thank you.


SPQR Drall  

Well well,  look who just arose from the dead.

[Maxillius]

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...Seems no one has found out about my involvement in "The Matter That Shall Not Be Discussed"...  

This reference is fallacious and inappropriate.  There are no "Matter That Shall Not Be Discussed".  The Romulan Empire formally denies it along with any involvement by anyone, including J'inn.

Please delete this thread immediately.  Thank you.


SPQR Drall  

Well well,  look who just arose from the dead.  

You would think a fellow minister of information like J'inn here would be better at covering his tracks than that.  It's as we say, leave the sneaking to us.

[Karnak]

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I am at a loss to explain the sense of humor here to my girlfriend... however, I am now forbidden to drink beer and read the forums here, ever.  

Oh yeah, try explaining it to my wife. ;-)  

My wife took one look and said:

"WHAT THE **** IS THAT?"


BTW: Karnak my wife is gone for the weekend too. Whoo hoo! Can you say ONLINE TIME!

Also: Canada spells it doughnut, States spells it Donut.

 

She's gone for a whole month. Who says overseas mother-in-laws are not angels...they'rrrreeee GREEEAAATTT!!!

I plan to start up the drinking club again, hehe.  Can you say inebrieated PPDs to go with the inebriated Photons.

[Goose]

Jusht watsh how purty dose colors r when do dron(hic), dron(hic), dron(hic)... missles launch.