Cease and desist from all DONUT references immediately, lest I invoke the holy name of Pharoah.
Woe unto thee, blasphemers of Krispy deliciousness. Harken unto the truth, misspellers of all that is good and right in the Universe.
For it is written that the wicked shall pass through the Hole, and forever be cast out of Paradise, yet Kreme springs eternal for the followers of Krispitude.
Heed my words, hethans. The day of Purchase is coming. Soon, our savior will be returning from the Krispy Kreme and he shall deliver unto us belly-filling forgiveness.
N'amen.