Topic: The Magnificent Unit !!!!!!!! (Read 11374 times)

Maxillius · « **Reply #40 on:** May 05, 2003, 12:22:24 pm »

<smacks forehead>

OMG

<blinks rapidly>

! ! !

Dopler · « **Reply #41 on:** May 05, 2003, 12:26:06 pm »

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Heya Kim you never did answer ? Are you married or happy ????

Yes to both. But what does that have to do with vibrating pens?

Absolutly nothing ! I am both married and happy as well not sure how I pulled that off yet but if I figure it out I will let everyone know

Now back on topic, so I must ask what the heck does a vibrating pen have to do with my magnificent unit ????

KRolling · « **Reply #42 on:** May 05, 2003, 12:28:48 pm »

Well, I don't have an answer to that...

Maybe, we should as Dizzy.

KRolling · « **Reply #43 on:** May 05, 2003, 12:31:06 pm »

Remember, Dizzy was the one who said something about your unit and his wife.

Dizzy · « **Reply #44 on:** May 05, 2003, 12:39:25 pm »

Dizzy has left the building...

FPF_TraceyG · « **Reply #45 on:** May 05, 2003, 12:56:18 pm »

A thread about computer hardware, I see as I start reading the first post. Well, computer hardware is popular round these here parts, perhaps that explains the 40 or so posts made to it already. Reads a little further, 2 posts later, sees Kim's response.

Uh oh....

Reads a bit further... serious UH OH!!

Do I Lyrically Divulge Other information regarding the Most Artificial Nuances In Anticipation of Requests that may be Unsupported by Sartre...

Well, Kim, looks like when we go on that shopping trip to get you some... errr... fashionable clothes, a visit to the Ladies' Emporium might be in order as well...

Dopler · « **Reply #46 on:** May 05, 2003, 01:28:33 pm »

Confession time : Got excited, went home early from work to play with my magnificent unit, am I wrong for that? I feel a little guilty ......wait .......... 1, 2 ,3 .......29 , 30 ok Im over it

Thanks for your help Kim ! I will try to get the wife to follow the directions from your science teacher.

Tracy ! thankgod your here !

Julin Eurthyr · « **Reply #50 on:** May 05, 2003, 02:45:42 pm »

Kim,

Remember Wayne Bobbitt? You know, the one who had "something special" cut off by his wife?

Well, those "pens" you're looking at are really "bionic replacements" (with such enhancements as vibration) for what he had cut off, however, the "pens" work even though they aren't "attached" to a man. Thusly making them attractive to "unattached" women...

Another way of looking at it: if you added an " i " as the fourth letter of "pens", you'd get a much better idea of what they replace...

/rp on

"All minds, clear the gutter. All minds, clear the gutter! Nothing to see here, please move along."

/rp off

KRolling · « **Reply #51 on:** May 05, 2003, 03:31:26 pm »

Hmmmmmmm.......

Oh, ummmmmm.... well..........

So, in other words they are hipped colored prosthetic parts for men who has been abused by their wives, but can be used as a vibrating writing utensil with or without the man being present.

Kroma_BaSyl · « **Reply #55 on:** May 05, 2003, 03:52:55 pm »

I'm guessing that those vibrating 'writing' utensils, would come in handy for making a donation to this charity event.

KRolling · « **Reply #57 on:** May 05, 2003, 04:16:20 pm »

It looks French??

So, this Master in baiting, would it be in fishing or other wildlife?

I do have a problem putting those icky worms on the hooks. <shivers>

However, I'm good at baiting the traps that catch stray animals. I'm thinking of buying my own personal trap instead of relying on the pound to keep bring their's out.

FPF_TraceyG · « **Reply #58 on:** May 05, 2003, 04:25:47 pm »

Kim's new wild animal (man) trap:

The unsuspecting hapless victim is spied by the apprentice Master Baiter (of wild animals) and as her prey approaches, she leaps from a dark shadow and pounces!

<THWACK> <THWACK <THWACK>....

Tucking the trusty Rolling Pin under her arm, she silently and as as quickly, drags off the unconscious body back to the secret underground laboratory for, errr... testing...

Not to be confused with the mating rituals of the southern states of the US, although very similar, especially if you live in a rural area...

KRolling · « **Reply #59 on:** May 05, 2003, 04:27:57 pm »

What would be their minor???

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