Topic: The Magnificent Unit !!!!!!!! (Read 11265 times)

Dopler · « **on:** May 05, 2003, 10:51:45 am »

Holy sheep dip ! My unit is magnificent ! Yes sir I went to Kroma's over the weekend and now im cheesin . The unit is both sleek and lightwieght , can u say hard drive baby ??? its got it ! I brought it home and connected the unit to my system , and wow lets just say the wife is very impressed, Wife : " I have never seen such a goodlooking unit " Doppler: "Ohh.....Yea..... this one has it all " I do say I have a bit of a problem though, you see the wife loves it but she seems a bit intimidated SHE WONT TOUCH MY UNIT ! what do I do ?

KRolling · « **Reply #1 on:** May 05, 2003, 10:57:32 am »

ROFLSHMSH!!!!!

Ok... have her do what a science teacher in junoir high taught me.

Have her put her fingers on it and pressing firmly massage in a circle.

Ya see, after doing that myself, I wasn't afraid of dissecting the frog.

J'inn · « **Reply #2 on:** May 05, 2003, 11:08:28 am »

Right now the most dangerous place in the world is the space between Kroma and his keyboard.

Dizzy · « **Reply #3 on:** May 05, 2003, 11:08:47 am »

Hehe... My wife wears her unit wherever she goes...

It can be found on shirts, backpakcs, handbags, coffee cups, etc... Take your unit wherever you go!

By clicking on this link, you verify and attest truthfully that you are over the age of 18 and that you are not a member of law enforcement: Mug , Handbag , Shirts , Baseball Caps , etc...

Hurry now and wear your free unit!

KRolling · « **Reply #4 on:** May 05, 2003, 11:12:10 am »

Umm... Dizzy?

My 7 year old daughter is playing hair stylist on my hair while I am reading the forums. Is it safe for me to view the above pics with her standing here?

Dopler · « **Reply #5 on:** May 05, 2003, 11:16:50 am »

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Umm... Dizzy?

My 7 year old daughter is playing hair stylist on my hair while I am reading the forums. Is it safe for me to view the above pics with her standing here?

There not bad just tell her they are those 6 color pens

KRolling · « **Reply #6 on:** May 05, 2003, 11:19:41 am »

Ok, I saw them... but... what are they??

KRolling · « **Reply #11 on:** May 05, 2003, 11:30:51 am »

I'm serious... I can't tell what they are. The pics are so small.

Let me see if I can enlarge them enough to see what I'm looking at.

KRolling · « **Reply #14 on:** May 05, 2003, 11:34:52 am »

The pic got really blurry when I enlarged it.

Ok, J'inn, I'm sending you a PM.

Kroma_BaSyl · « **Reply #15 on:** May 05, 2003, 11:35:38 am »

Battery powered vibr.....errr.....oscillating rolling pins.

Dopler · « **Reply #18 on:** May 05, 2003, 11:39:32 am »

Kroma ! Thanks bro it really is a special unit !

KRolling · « **Reply #19 on:** May 05, 2003, 11:40:15 am »

Oooooohhhhhhhh!!!!

Well, I must say that they make them in some pretty nifty colors!!!

You all have to forgive me, I have never seen one before.

KRolling · « **Reply #21 on:** May 05, 2003, 11:43:33 am »

So, what does one need with a vibrating pin???

Wouldn't that make it hard to write??

KRolling · « **Reply #25 on:** May 05, 2003, 11:56:19 am »

Well, if they write well then I'll take a black one.

KRolling · « **Reply #29 on:** May 05, 2003, 12:04:40 pm »

Of course, I do like the fat pens with the grippers on them.

These kinda look like those really, really thin ones that make your hands cramp.

KRolling · « **Reply #33 on:** May 05, 2003, 12:11:06 pm »

But, maybe that's why they have them vibrating.... so your hands don't cramp.

Ya know, vibrating would increase blood flow, so that must be it.

SSCF_Paladin · « **Reply #35 on:** May 05, 2003, 12:16:20 pm »

.... my sides!!!! ... aahahahahaha... stop stop I'm dying, can't breathe....

For Gods' sake, Kim, don't reply any more!!

(We now return you to your regularly scheduled laughing and crying in a fetal position because your sides hurt so much!! )

... Call 911!... <gasps>...

Harold Nez · « **Reply #36 on:** May 05, 2003, 12:16:50 pm »

Um, ya. Peace.

Dopler · « **Reply #37 on:** May 05, 2003, 12:16:54 pm »

Heya Kim you never did answer ? Are you married or happy ????

Maxillius · « **Reply #40 on:** May 05, 2003, 12:22:24 pm »

<smacks forehead>

OMG

<blinks rapidly>

! ! !

KRolling · « **Reply #42 on:** May 05, 2003, 12:28:48 pm »

Well, I don't have an answer to that...

Maybe, we should as Dizzy.

KRolling · « **Reply #43 on:** May 05, 2003, 12:31:06 pm »

Remember, Dizzy was the one who said something about your unit and his wife.

Dizzy · « **Reply #44 on:** May 05, 2003, 12:39:25 pm »

Dizzy has left the building...

FPF_TraceyG · « **Reply #45 on:** May 05, 2003, 12:56:18 pm »

A thread about computer hardware, I see as I start reading the first post. Well, computer hardware is popular round these here parts, perhaps that explains the 40 or so posts made to it already. Reads a little further, 2 posts later, sees Kim's response.

Uh oh....

Reads a bit further... serious UH OH!!

Do I Lyrically Divulge Other information regarding the Most Artificial Nuances In Anticipation of Requests that may be Unsupported by Sartre...

Well, Kim, looks like when we go on that shopping trip to get you some... errr... fashionable clothes, a visit to the Ladies' Emporium might be in order as well...

Dopler · « **Reply #46 on:** May 05, 2003, 01:28:33 pm »

Confession time : Got excited, went home early from work to play with my magnificent unit, am I wrong for that? I feel a little guilty ......wait .......... 1, 2 ,3 .......29 , 30 ok Im over it

Thanks for your help Kim ! I will try to get the wife to follow the directions from your science teacher.

Tracy ! thankgod your here !

Julin Eurthyr · « **Reply #50 on:** May 05, 2003, 02:45:42 pm »

Kim,

Remember Wayne Bobbitt? You know, the one who had "something special" cut off by his wife?

Well, those "pens" you're looking at are really "bionic replacements" (with such enhancements as vibration) for what he had cut off, however, the "pens" work even though they aren't "attached" to a man. Thusly making them attractive to "unattached" women...

Another way of looking at it: if you added an " i " as the fourth letter of "pens", you'd get a much better idea of what they replace...

/rp on

"All minds, clear the gutter. All minds, clear the gutter! Nothing to see here, please move along."

/rp off

KRolling · « **Reply #51 on:** May 05, 2003, 03:31:26 pm »

Hmmmmmmm.......

Oh, ummmmmm.... well..........

So, in other words they are hipped colored prosthetic parts for men who has been abused by their wives, but can be used as a vibrating writing utensil with or without the man being present.

Kroma_BaSyl · « **Reply #55 on:** May 05, 2003, 03:52:55 pm »

I'm guessing that those vibrating 'writing' utensils, would come in handy for making a donation to this charity event.

KRolling · « **Reply #57 on:** May 05, 2003, 04:16:20 pm »

It looks French??

So, this Master in baiting, would it be in fishing or other wildlife?

I do have a problem putting those icky worms on the hooks. <shivers>

However, I'm good at baiting the traps that catch stray animals. I'm thinking of buying my own personal trap instead of relying on the pound to keep bring their's out.

FPF_TraceyG · « **Reply #58 on:** May 05, 2003, 04:25:47 pm »

Kim's new wild animal (man) trap:

The unsuspecting hapless victim is spied by the apprentice Master Baiter (of wild animals) and as her prey approaches, she leaps from a dark shadow and pounces!

<THWACK> <THWACK <THWACK>....

Tucking the trusty Rolling Pin under her arm, she silently and as as quickly, drags off the unconscious body back to the secret underground laboratory for, errr... testing...

Not to be confused with the mating rituals of the southern states of the US, although very similar, especially if you live in a rural area...

KRolling · « **Reply #59 on:** May 05, 2003, 04:27:57 pm »

What would be their minor???

Dopler · « **Reply #61 on:** May 05, 2003, 04:38:43 pm »

So much for calling Tracy to the thread to clean it up ....Doh!

Kroma_BaSyl · « **Reply #63 on:** May 05, 2003, 05:16:38 pm »

Guess what Kroma's 16" softball team is called.................
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The Master Batters. <-----no lie

KRolling · « **Reply #64 on:** May 05, 2003, 05:26:22 pm »

Are all the players 16 inches? Thats really small, isn't it??

FPF_TraceyG · « **Reply #65 on:** May 05, 2003, 05:28:31 pm »

LOL!!!!

KRolling · « **Reply #69 on:** May 05, 2003, 05:34:35 pm »

What?!!!

They would have to be mig.... people of small stature.

Disclaimer:

I, by no means, am not putting down any small statured person. Sometimes it is hard to tell what politically correct term is used nowadays.

KRolling · « **Reply #71 on:** May 05, 2003, 05:43:16 pm »

Seriously!!! How can you have a 16" softball...... wait, a minute.... brb.

KRolling · « **Reply #74 on:** May 05, 2003, 05:49:06 pm »

So.... is this kid's with the big balls???

And this is in lieu of T ball, I think it is called?

And what kind of bat is used?

SBOGuardianZeRo · « **Reply #78 on:** May 05, 2003, 07:28:31 pm »

kim i have no idea whats going on... but im telling DAY!!!

<vanishes in a cloud of smoke>

KRolling · « **Reply #79 on:** May 05, 2003, 07:30:53 pm »

And that will be the last Day you'll ever see!!!

<whack!!>

SBOGuardianZeRo · « **Reply #80 on:** May 05, 2003, 07:37:14 pm »

"bummer"

<passes out>

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