See the feds Idea of sex is Rolling Pin Whacking off Hooch on the internet.
And what is this Rolling Pin thing but some huge case of swollen penis envy.
Is that a rolling pin in your blue spandex or are you just glad to see me ROFL.
Oh and Hondo do I have to remind YOU how many times THIS KLINGON has hiden your liquor stash from the Federation Council, Hidden your hot tub from the Federation Counsil, hidden your NURSES from the federation council, smuggled you parts for your hot tub, smuggled you liquor, met you in deep space to refit your ship after starfleet command stripped your hot tub from your bridge. Not to mention the times in other threads I have towed your ship to the neutral zone and left it for you to pick up ,, complete with nurse and hot tub intact,, although there ws that time with the leather Nurse I realy grew fond of that one, she had a bigger rack than Tracy G and could actually keep up with Klingon love making,, Man she was awsome.
Not to mention the many druken parties we have sponsored together on uninhabited planets in the neutral zone.
Hondo just wait until the next time you need a place to stash your supply of drink umbrellas!