Topic: Good Ol Klink, Fed Flame war by request

[SSCF Hooch]

 

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My childhood was spent training as a member of the Klingon Warrior class  

Yes indeed your social norms are interesting. An "advanced" race that still operates in a class system. We at least did away with that some 900 years ago. Your in-breeding will be your downfall, the more "imperial" Klingons we send to your black fleet the smaller the circle becomes. Soon you will have to marry Gow's sister, your 1st cousin. Gads more ugle and stupid little ridgeheads.

Hooch

[DH123]

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All Feds are wannabe Kirks.  The only ships Klinks can win in are the d5d and other various cheese chuckers.  
Peace.    

Klinks D5D Pilots do us a favor.  They weed out the weak.

Kirk wants to be me.  

I'd like to see a Klingon woman survive MY mating rituals . . .    

[KBF-Dogmatix]

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My childhood was spent training as a member of the Klingon Warrior class  

Yes indeed your social norms are interesting. An "advanced" race that still operates in a class system. We at least did away with that some 900 years ago. Your in-breeding will be your downfall, the more "imperial" Klingons we send to your black fleet the smaller the circle becomes. Soon you will have to marry Gow's sister, your 1st cousin. Gads more ugle and stupid little ridgeheads.

Hooch  

You seem to be labouring under a number of misconceptions, not the least of which is your assertion that only those born into a "warrior class" can serve in the warrior class. There is no such restriction and thus, no in-breeding.  Any Klingon born to Klingon parents may become a Klingon Warrior.  Substitute "class" for "vocation" if that allows you to understand a little better.  I won't hold my breath, though.  The sheer weight of that which you don't seem to understand is astounding, to say the least.  

You would do well to not transfer historical human models of reproduction to that of Klingon society.  It doesn't apply.  Just because you're used to hearing about Cleetus the Hillbilly banging his hillbilly sister at the age of 12 and siring some whacked out abmonation after generations of in-breeding, it does not mean that this is the galactic norm.  Quite the contrary.



 

[J'inn]

Hooch you heathen!!  Really this thread was all in good fun and then you had to ruin it with your rabid, insensitive, evil, despciable, hateful language.

This was absolutely uncalled for!!!

I am cc'ing a copy of this and your little "statement" to Mr. behke and demanding your immediate banishment for life!!    


I cannot belive you said this . . .   you heartless bastard . .  .    I'm traumatized.   Not as traumatized as the local BNW dealer  . .  . but traumatized non the less.

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 Screw your disclaimers

   

May you be lost in the dessert for days without a drop of water only to be found by a tribe of nomads whose only English is "Who's yer Daddy?"

You heathen.

KAT J'inn the Traumatized



-DISCLAMER (hmmph)-

I'm poor.  If ya wanna sue me get behind the folks from the Student Loan Lender.  Thhpth!

 

[L0vetobowl]

Ahhhhhh....(sniff)..I must be the 4th reader. Hehe klingons get it worse later on, their disruptors can't even seem to hit the broad side of a warping barn    

[SSCF Hooch]

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Hooch you heathen!!  Really this thread was all in good fun and then you had to ruin it with your rabid, insensitive, evil, despciable, hateful language.

This was absolutely uncalled for!!!

I am cc'ing a copy of this and your little "statement" to Mr. behke and demanding your immediate banishment for life!!    


I cannot belive you said this . . .   you heartless bastard . .  .    I'm traumatized.   Not as traumatized as the local BNW dealer  . .  . but traumatized non the less.

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 Screw your disclaimers

   

May you be lost in the dessert for days without a drop of water only to be found by a tribe of nomads whose only English is "Who's yer Daddy?"

You heathen.

KAT J'inn the Traumatized



-DISCLAMER (hmmph)-

I'm poor.  If ya wanna sue me get behind the folks from the Student Loan Lender.  Thhpth!

 

Get behind ToastyO, he does dislike me, oh Karnak too.

J'inn there is a mission on the TNZ server called Casino, you would love it.

Hooch

PS

Your "who's yo daddy" question is best directed at the Klingons, most notably the war criminal Dogmatix I am most certain he doesn't know   Klingon's have a rather odd family tree, look more like a stick with no branchs, when they say "my brother" I think they really mean it...

[Kroma_BaSyl]

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I'd like to see a Klingon woman survive MY mating rituals . . .    

Isn't solitary confinement considered cruel and unusual punishment?

[FPF_TraceyG]

A historian in the 31st century is idling looking through some old records of the predecessor to the United Federation of Galaxies brought back by one his esteemed colleague, Indiana Kirk. Indiana is rumoured to be one of many descendants of a legendary starship captain and has been researching his family tree.
Amongst the data brought back is a reference to an obscure and ancient civilization once called, the Klingon Empire, long ago vanquished by natural selection. There failure to survive apparently was related to a curious habit following their mating rituals that required them to run off down to the pub and tell all their mates about it. Soon, the pub ritual became a cultural event in it's own right, and fellow Klingon Warriors would travel from far and wide to partake in all manner of activities to celebrate the occasion. In true Klingon Warrior spirit, many contests were held, the most favorite of these being the 'wet t-shirt contest'. Klingon battlecry's could be heard from one end of Q'onos to the other whilst the bloodwine flowed freely, "Show us ya G-Racks!".
 Unfortunately, whilst the more fragile sex of the species was engaging in these festivities, the Klingon women, guided by two Federation benefactors (who's names are witheld on the grounds I might be incriminated, and known only by their code names, the Photon Goddess, and the Rolling Pin of Destruction), formed a new autonomous self-governing body, who's first act was to create  the Subjugated People's Emancipation Relief Mandate bank. Oblivious to their now redundant status, the male Klingons of the society eventually took on a new role, reflected by the diaper change tables on the bridges of all their starships. The newly developed Diatomic IntraPhase Lightwave Dissemination Odometer technology, among many new scientific breakthroughs during the following Matriarchy, however, occasionally had power failures, and it was only for this reason alone that the male of the species were kept around at all, as a token gesture.

[J'inn]

Now that's funny.  A little scary but funny.


<calls stock broker and triples holding position with Duracell asnd EverReady>

[J'inn]

Hmmm what race to fly for SG3?    A serious question.


Photon and Drone cheese?
Drone cheese with some now lowfat commado cheese sauce?
Pure drone cheese with a side of fighter fondu?
fighter cheese
PF cheese
the other PF cheese
PPD cheese
or we wish we had cheese or players for that matter


Hmmmmmm.    

 

[DH123]

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Hmmm what race to fly for SG3?    A serious question.


Photon and Drone cheese?
Drone cheese with some now lowfat commado cheese sauce?
Pure drone cheese with a side of fighter fondu?
fighter cheese
PF cheese
the other PF cheese
PPD cheese
or we wish we had cheese or players for that matter


Hmmmmmm.    

 

Fly Tholian!   Web Cheese (and you'll be on the side of the Fricking Good Guys).  

[**DONOTDELETE**]

Hey dog, until you come up with some KLINK propoganda that was broadcast on galactic cablevision, your cant talk about OUR propoganda, so there! (You ruffle heads even tried to steal Hamlet!)

Weve got so many different series of propoganda that WE are actually getting tired of watching it.

But uh, your still ugly and your mama dresses your funny.

And now a word from our propoganda sponsors:

TRIBBLE!

Have a nice day!  
 

[FatherTed]

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Hmmm what race to fly for SG3?    A serious question.


Photon and Drone cheese?
Drone cheese with some now lowfat commado cheese sauce?
Pure drone cheese with a side of fighter fondu?
fighter cheese
PF cheese
the other PF cheese
PPD cheese
or we wish we had cheese or players for that matter


Hmmmmmm.    

 

Dizzy is looking for a few folks to fly Tholian. Then you could be Swiss cheese.  

[**DONOTDELETE**]

I interrupt this flame war to say that if someone actually comes up with WORKING Tholians, I AM IN!!!!

Gotta have at least web, if not web casters tho. Rocks without web are just funny klinks without dizzys.

We now return you to the flame war:

YEAH! The klinks cant even take out a bunch of ROCKS that invaded their space. Only have one planet, and ships that they build in monster garage on sunday afternoons.

Have a nice day!  
 

[Harold Nez]

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All Feds are wannabe Kirks...  

Well, I hate to point out the obvious...

"No, I'm from Iowa...I only work in outer space."

Hmmm....

   

Exactly...  

[Maxillius]

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I interrupt this flame war to say that if someone actually comes up with WORKING Tholians, I AM IN!!!!

Gotta have at least web, if not web casters tho. Rocks without web are just funny klinks without dizzys.

We now return you to the flame war:

YEAH! The klinks cant even take out a bunch of ROCKS that invaded their space. Only have one planet, and ships that they build in monster garage on sunday afternoons.

Have a nice day!  
   

hey, weld together a few D5D's and you've got yourself a ... HEY, GET OFF!!!!!    <oof>  <THWACK>

[KRolling]

Good one, TraceyG!! LOL!

[KBF-Dogmatix]

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A historian in the 31st century is idling looking through some old records of the predecessor to the United Federation of Galaxies brought back by one his esteemed colleague, Indiana Kirk. Indiana is rumoured to be one of many descendants of a legendary starship captain and has been researching his family tree.
Amongst the data brought back is a reference to an obscure and ancient civilization once called, the Klingon Empire, long ago vanquished by natural selection. There failure to survive apparently was related to a curious habit following their mating rituals that required them to run off down to the pub and tell all their mates about it. Soon, the pub ritual became a cultural event in it's own right, and fellow Klingon Warriors would travel from far and wide to partake in all manner of activities to celebrate the occasion. In true Klingon Warrior spirit, many contests were held, the most favorite of these being the 'wet t-shirt contest'. Klingon battlecry's could be heard from one end of Q'onos to the other whilst the bloodwine flowed freely, "Show us ya G-Racks!".
 Unfortunately, whilst the more fragile sex of the species was engaging in these festivities, the Klingon women, guided by two Federation benefactors (who's names are witheld on the grounds I might be incriminated, and known only by their code names, the Photon Goddess, and the Rolling Pin of Destruction), formed a new autonomous self-governing body, who's first act was to create  the Subjugated People's Emancipation Relief Mandate bank. Oblivious to their now redundant status, the male Klingons of the society eventually took on a new role, reflected by the diaper change tables on the bridges of all their starships. The newly developed Diatomic IntraPhase Lightwave Dissemination Odometer technology, among many new scientific breakthroughs during the following Matriarchy, however, occasionally had power failures, and it was only for this reason alone that the male of the species were kept around at all, as a token gesture.  

I had heard you Earth women were given to flights of fancy...but this fabrication of poor fiction takes the cake!  

Back AWAY from the hallucinogens....easy does it...that's right...


 

[SSCF Hooch]

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the Klingon women, guided by two Federation benefactors (who's names are witheld on the grounds I might be incriminated, and known only by their code names, the Photon Goddess, and the Rolling Pin of Destruction), formed a new autonomous self-governing body, who's first act was to create  the Subjugated People's Emancipation Relief Mandate bank. Oblivious to their now redundant status, the male Klingons of the society eventually took on a new role, reflected by the diaper change tables on the bridges of all their starships. The newly developed Diatomic IntraPhase Lightwave Dissemination Odometer technology, among many new scientific breakthroughs during the following Matriarchy, however, occasionally had power failures, and it was only for this reason alone that the male of the species were kept around at all, as a token gesture.  

Hmmmm...Riff and Raff or Federation Amazons...you decide.  

[KRolling]

<WHACK!!!>