Topic: Good Ol Klink, Fed Flame war by request

[**DONOTDELETE**]

He didnt beat Kang, but that was a rigged contest. He DID get Kang off his ship and taking a taxi ride on a Fed Starship HAS to be dishonorable to a Klink, hence Kirk edges out a tactical win from the situation.

Have a nice day!  
 

[**DONOTDELETE**]

End of Kirks lineage???

Did you  never WATCH the show? That man has more bastard children than the average klink has bodily odors, which is quite a few in fact.

Oh, and perhaps you have never heard the phrase: The winners write the HISTORY BOOKS! SCOREBOARD!

rofl!

Oh, and its ALL Earther versions, as the Klinkon empire has bowed in submission to the UFP and allied with em!

Have a nice day!  
 

[wanderer]

 

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 ...how did Nanner put it?...

<winces>...Low blow, dude, low blow...I must say to you sir, with all due respect to a Klingon of your stature, STFU...oh, damn, that's double cost...  

[Karnak]

I think Fed female POWs that lose the uniform for scanty two piece costumes, are spray-painted green and put on the power-red lipstick can be really provocative when they slap us Klingon Alumnus and say:

"Oooh!! That must have hurt!!"    

[KBF-Dogmatix]

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 ...how did Nanner put it?...

<winces>...Low blow, dude, low blow...I must say to you sir, with all due respect to a Klingon of your stature, STFU...oh, damn, that's double cost...  

I thought this was a flame war?   heheh...


It's a fair cop..low blow.  Truth be told, the first edit of that post didn't have that person's name in it.  I'll even pay half the "double cost."  Fair?   heheh...  


 

[wanderer]

Heheh, you gotta deal, Dog...Fed/Klink diplomacy at it's best...

Btw, that *BOOM* that interupted my officer was his photons thacking into that paper-mache you guys call a hull...  

[SSCF Hooch]

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I'll have you know I have very good table manners...

Can you explain how you do that with Gah'k?

Oh, and btw...G-racks are just fine, you're all a bunch o' whiners...<runs for the door>  

Enchanted Photons too...nananabooboo.  

[Kroma_BaSyl]

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Enchanted Photons too...nananabooboo.    

I think you mean Nanner-booboo.

[KBF-Dogmatix]

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End of Kirks lineage???

Did you  never WATCH the show? That man has more bastard children than the average klink has bodily odors, which is quite a few in fact.

Oh, and perhaps you have never heard the phrase: The winners write the HISTORY BOOKS! SCOREBOARD!

rofl!

Oh, and its ALL Earther versions, as the Klinkon empire has bowed in submission to the UFP and allied with em!

Have a nice day!  
   

True...I guess I was discounting the decadent lifestyle of Kirk and the existance of his many bastards.  From a bastard comes many bastards.  Bet that!  


I'm sure I can be excused for not partaking of the endless diet of Federation propaganda.  Your kind is expected to, of course, and I understand that.  We of the Empire have little interest in it other than as the odd comerical diversion when there's little else to do.

Klingons allied with the Federation?  When did this occur?  In some phantasized future of your own creation?


"Winners write the history books."  A quintessential Fred mantra.  By Klingon reckoning, winners find someone else's arse to kick and the loser is subjugated.  I'm not aware of the Empire have ceased hostilities with the Federation, nor am I aware of any such instance where the Empire has been subjugated by the puppet government of the milktoast UFP.

Your history books are for the obvious consumption of your weak-minded populace...truly the only place for which there is an audience for this sort of trash.  We shall have none of it!




 

[Fluf]

No disclaimers!  

Feds:

Magic Photons

G-Racks

Noobs

Wanna be droners


Klinks:

Butt Ugly

Weak Minds

Weak Hulls

Wanna be droners


Have a nice day!  

[wanderer]

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Enchanted Photons too...nananabooboo.    

I think you mean Nanner-booboo.  

Ok, even HE would have to admit that was pretty funny. Good one, Kroma, LOL.  

 

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 ...quintessential Fred mantra.

There is only one quitessential Fed manta..."We're the Fickin' Good Guys!"...

[KRolling]

Ooooooooo OOOOOOO!!!

I got one!!!!

Kirk had all of the Klingon women!!!!

[wanderer]

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Ooooooooo OOOOOOO!!!

I got one!!!!

Kirk had all of the Klingon women!!!!  

Ah, yes, that would explain much...<wanderer dons his Freud glasses>...so, Dog, tell me about your childhood...  

[SSCF Hooch]

Dear Klingon War Criminals, (pooftas)

To quote the patron saint, let his name be forever raised high:

 "Let them die" are the first words all Federation warriors are taught at SFA. We hate Klingons, we will always hate Klingons, and will never be willingly allied with them, unless we need cannon fodder to suck up plasma from PF's from the "lessor" races. (Mirak not withstanding)

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 Screw your disclaimers...Federation Captains hate Klingons and ignore Romulans, Miraks, ISC, Lyrans (unicorns), Hydrans. They are our sometime lackeys. (RP boys, lower your weapons )

Hooch

 

[SSCF Hooch]

From reading the books I know that the worst Klingon insult is   "you have no name",  not a one of ya's.  

[KBF-Dogmatix]

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Ooooooooo OOOOOOO!!!

I got one!!!!

Kirk had all of the Klingon women!!!!  

Utter balderdash.  Kirk would never survive the Klingon mating ritual (and that's IF you could find one willing to mate with such a petaQ!).  Try again.





 

[Harold Nez]

All Feds are wannabe Kirks.  The only ships Klinks can win in are the d5d and other various cheese chuckers.  
Peace.  

[wanderer]

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All Feds are wannabe Kirks...  

Well, I hate to point out the obvious...

"No, I'm from Iowa...I only work in outer space."

Hmmm....

   

[warsears]

All Feds are a bunch of 5th grader that think they should win every game because thats the way it is on TV.
hehe  

[KBF-Dogmatix]

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Ooooooooo OOOOOOO!!!

I got one!!!!

Kirk had all of the Klingon women!!!!  

Ah, yes, that would explain much...<wanderer dons his Freud glasses>...so, Dog, tell me about your childhood...  

"Dogmatix was born to a relatively small house on the Klingon Homeworld (to KLINGON parents and is 100% pure Klingon!)."  

There's no Warf-like abomination here.  My childhood was spent training as a member of the Klingon Warrior class, after which I worked my way up the ranks of the Klingon Navy and into the High Council.  We Klingons don't aloow half-breeds to serve as Chancellor.  I'm sure you'll cite some crazy instance of fantasized UPF fiction to the contrary, but it will be just that...FICTION!


Unlike Hooch and his ilk who are blinded by their wholesale acceptance of UFP propaganda and the hatred it foments, we Klingons do not hate you hairless monkeys.  We pity you.  You will never know the true joy of being a Warrior.  We do appreciate your kind for the many hours of sport you bring to our starship captains.  However, your decadent Federation is little more than a nuisance to be cast aside when the time is right.