Topic: Good Ol Klink, Fed Flame war by request (Read 10212 times)

Hondo_8 · « **on:** May 05, 2003, 12:18:41 am »

Klinks smell bad, ill mannered, ugly, fungus on there feet, leather that has gone bad, ridges on there foreheads that that a Hockey Golie would be jealouse of, and and have bad tabble manners.

Mog · « **Reply #1 on:** May 05, 2003, 06:23:05 am »

And going by the above post, the Federation education system sucks ass

gornrule · « **Reply #2 on:** May 05, 2003, 06:59:13 am »

<in best Sean Connery accent>

'So, ya wanna start a flame war? I'll tell ya how to start a flame war. He brings a knife, you bring a gun, he puts one of yours in the hospital, put one of his in the morgue. THAT'S the flame war way. And THAT's how you'll get Capone.'

Gwarlock

KBF-Standarte · « **Reply #3 on:** May 05, 2003, 08:33:28 am »

Clearly Star Fleet Academy features low standards for communication skills (as Captain Mog indicates). Reminds me once of a Federation captain who proclaimed, moments before the sudden demise of his pummelled ship, "Damn, it's good to be in the Federa..."

J'inn · « **Reply #4 on:** May 05, 2003, 08:49:47 am »

Now this is more like it. Check is in the mail Hondo.

If there is going to be strife on these boards I'd rather it had to do something with Star Trek. Therefore, good old Fed v. Kling bashing just seems so right.

If I want to hear political stuff I'll watch my most hated TV show of all time . . . Crossfire (a/k/a Politics meets the WWF).

DH123 · « **Reply #5 on:** May 05, 2003, 09:34:39 am »

3 words:

FRICKING GOOD GUYS!!!!!!!!

jimmi7769 · « **Reply #6 on:** May 05, 2003, 09:42:35 am »

Quote:

Klinks smell bad, ill mannered, ugly, fungus on there feet, leather that has gone bad, ridges on there foreheads that that a Hockey Golie would be jealouse of, and and have bad tabble manners.

I'll have you know I have very good table manners............

Maxillius · « **Reply #9 on:** May 05, 2003, 10:27:05 am »

I bet the plasma races would stop whining about G racks if our D racks were never-ending like the rest of our plasma

DONOTDELETE · « **Reply #10 on:** May 05, 2003, 10:29:47 am »

COOL! A "GOOD" flame war!

OUT-FRICKING-STANDING!!

Unfortunately, I now have to end the war with only one UBER-Salvo...

THere aint never, EVER been a Klink that hasnt got his ass WHIPPED by Captain James T. MOTHER-F#CKING KIRK BABY!!

Even when Kirk was an old, fat Admiral he whipped Klink ass.

THE FEDERATION RULES!*

*disclaimer: We are speaking of the SFB/TOS/TMP versions of Star Trek; the spinless, "PC" Federation of the 24th century is a bunch of bedwetting crybabies out for a sunday joyride. Hell, they have a damn bumpy-head working on their FLAGSHIP, WTF IS UP WITH THAT?!?!?

Those responsible for the hiring of a klink on a Federation Starship have been sacked. (GR was puffing a big, fat blunt that day I suppose.)

Klinks suck so bad they started using P-1 and Photons to try to keep up with the Feds, pitiful. And they even allied with the spinless Feds of the 24th century, after the Feds TRIED to save them from some ROMULANS at Khitomer!! HAHAHAHAHHA!

Have a nice day, you bumpy headed devils! ;D

J'inn · « **Reply #18 on:** May 05, 2003, 11:01:19 am »

On behalf of the American Bar Association I would like to express our sincere pleasure at the number of disclaimers attached to recent posts. We do so like proper posting. And if it doesn't have a disclaimer, it is just not proper.

That being said; we are terrible distressed at the fact that these disclaimers have not been crafted by our membership. While some may not realize this, the term "kawinky dink" is simply not a proper legal term and really has no basis in a disclaimer. Well perhaps in a parole hearing, but otherwise, not.

So, I, J'inn the Loving, have been nominated to rectify this situation. Please e-mail the following to me and I will craft a iron clad disclaimer for you. Please niot that the quality of the disclaimer will be directly proportional to the amount of your fee. You get what you pay for.

Please use the following form:

What is the subject of your post?

(If it involves G Racks, shiplists or a member of the banned brothers, your cost will double)

Does your post contain curse words?

(Triple the cost unless you use the )(*$($($*$ stuff)

Does your post mention Derek Smart?

(Quadruple the cost)

Are you a Federation player telling Dogmatix to STFU?

(Double the cost)

Are you even thinking of mentioning the differences between SFC2 and SFC3?

(You can't afford it)

Is your post in all Caps?

(Forget it, to hard for me to read)

Are you Chuut Ritt

(Triple the cost and I'll need a full waiver from you)

Are you Kroma BaSyl?

(<shudder> Please stop sending the pictures)

Is it about an active campaign and you are absolutely certain your team is getting screwed?

(Just send me my Porche now)

Is it about how great and wonderful a guy J'inn is?

(Well you don't need no disclaimer for that!)

Are you hooch and angry?

(Triple)

Are you Mace and angry?

(Triple)

Are you Max Power and angry?

(Triple)

Are you jd and really peeved?

(Ooo I can finally buy that yacht!)

ARe you going to even mention the SFC3 patch issue?

(Great!! Now I can hire babes for the yacht!)

Please do not deviate from the form. Thanks.

KAT J'inn
Proud Member of the ABA where our motto is: How may we help us?

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