Nip' addition, it ain't pretty is folks...
This is why the nobel, kind, helpful, friendly and alll wise Federation will do it's best to help these poor self addicted creatures to rise up from the depths that the wicked hated Romulans have brought them too.
Please check into the FPF TraceyG "Clean and sober" Recovery Clinic for your kitty treatment. We have found that a fire cracker up your rectum will free you of this issue. We call it the "up yours" therapy. I am sure you will feel better afterwards.
Your Pal...always
Hooch