THE CONFEDERATION RESPONDS
S'Cipio pondered the situation, while S'Treleg nervously dry-washed his hands.
"What shall we do, Admiral?" asked the adjutant.
"We? I shall pour myself a stiff drink. You shall go back down to the parade-ground and tell the crowd that the ceremony is over."
"Me??!! Do you know how many Gorn are gathered down there to honor their hero? How am I supposed to tell them there will be no ceremony?"
"You could show them a printout of S'faret in ISC uniform. You must also make sure you tell them that he was a spy, not a hero. We mustn't have any of the populace eager to follow his example of embracing the ISC."
"That would cause a riot! They won't believe me! They'd tear me limb from limb!"
"That's why *I* am staying here, pouring myself a nice glass of 20 year-old scotch, and nibbling on a few chocodilles, while *you* go and tell them." S'Cipio knocked back an entire tumbler of scotch with a single swallow. " It's good to be the Chancellor. I'll be down after the riot is over so I can pass out medals to the surviving crew from Kraagera. We mustn't let their captain's defection detract from their own heroic service."
"But...."
"Git!" shouted S'Cipio. "I may have forgiven you for your assassination attempt on Klinzhai, but I still remember it. Now is your chance for penance."
S'Treleg hung his head and whimpered, but marched dutifully down to the parade-ground. It wasn't the first time his idiot Admiral had made him do something suicidal. "Mother always said I should have been a librarian," he hissed sadly. S'Cipio, in a far more tranquil frame of mind, made a mental note that he would most likely need a new adjutant.
But what to do about the situation at hand? Mind control. It *had* to be mind control. What else could make Mr. "I *am* Gorn" give in to the ISC oppressors? The promise of peace was every true Gorn's dream, but the peace they dreamed of was living quietly with their neighbors. Handing over the Gorn fleet to Froggy masters wasn't the way to peace. Or if it was, it was the way to peace one found in the desert.
And the government! The Gorn Confederation still hadn't gotten over the mental shock of having its government taken by the military. Handing it over to the ISC would cause irreparable damage. Handing over their governement to any alien violated the territorial mentality of every Gorn: "This is my house. My House!!"
S'Cipio still remembered how the ISC had behaved the last time they'd gotten their hands on one of the Great Powers. Using the Klingons as puppets, they'd tried to run roughshod over the entire galaxy; dropping mind-control chips into the skulls of everyone they came across.
This memory triggered others of an earlier saga: His adventures on Klinzhai (where S'Treleg had eventually tried to kill him), the Romulan quest for ISC mind-control chips, his own experience's with mental manipulation under Cleaven, and -- of course! -- his "lovely" wife!
Yes! His wife! If he were dealing with a mentally-enslaved S'faret, shouldn't he talk to his wife? He punched the code for his home and Dr. Nyet's image appeared. Disaster! She was measuring drapes!
S'Cipio steeled his courage. "Dear, I have a question for you, but first tell me about your day." He was stalling for time while he desperately fumbled to check the contents of his wallet.
"Don't bother looking," she snapped in her oddly-clipped Romulan accent. "I have all your credit cards. And I already saw the message from S'faret." She raised an an arched eyebrow, daring S'Cipio to tell her she had no buisiness bugging his office. He ignored the bait. "It's obviously another use of ISC mind-control chips. If you had spent more time looking for the chips on Klinzhai, as we wanted, instead of wasting time on your silly Klinzhai revolution, maybe we would have a chance of getting him back."
She didn't say it, but S'Cipio heard the undertone. If you had done what we wanted back then -- like a good little puppet -- you and I wouldn't have to be married now. I could go home.
"Do you have any advice for my current situation?"
"Tell S'faret that you welcome him home as a returning hero and ambassodor, and then execute him publically as soon as he sets foot on Ghdar."
"Dearest, I can't do that."
"Then accept his deal, use the ISC to exterminate the Romulan threat, and crush Concordia after the war when they aren't looking."
"Exterminate the Romulans.... dearest, they're your people!"
"Never let sentimentallity get in the way of practicallity, my love. I've told you that a thousand times. Why you still suffer that S'Treleg to live...."
At this moment there arose a huge and angry roar from the crowd outside, and one very high-pitched scream of fear. S'Cipio felt a moment of guilt and decided he didn't want to talk about S'Treleg.
"Look, apples of my multi-facetted eye, betrayal of even the ISC is distateful. I still don't think you've come to understand the mindset of the Gorn."
Dr. Nyet sighed. "Why did you bother calling me if you insist of being defeatist?"
"Perhaps now would be a good time to turn the govt back over to the civilians?" asked S'Cipio
Dr. Nyet gave him a dissapointed look. "You'll grow up some day, dearest."
"If I were to capture S'faret, could you re-educate him?" he asked hopefully.
"That would make me the first person ever to teach a Gorn anything, dearest. I'll need a bonesaw."
"I have a bonesaw!"
"THAT WAS A JOKE!!! <sigh> Just capture him if you can, I'll see what I can do. Oh!" Dr. Nyet made a pained face, and rubbed her lower abdomem."
"Why did you rub your lower abdomen?"
"Never mind. You'll need to repaint the kitchen when you get home."
"Of course dear"
"And pick up some milk on your way."
"Of course, dear"
"And we'll need to build a new addition to the house."
"Why do we need to build a new addition?"
"Never mind." She cut the connection.
S'Cipio glanced outside and saw that the crowd was hastily building a gallows. Led by members of the Kraagera, they had a naked and bleeding S'Treleg held aloft in their claws while they chanted "S'faret! S'faret! S'faret!" over and over. One disgusted Gorn on the edge of the crowd was angrily demanding why no one had come to the ceremoney with rope.
S'Cipio would have to do something about that while he still had an adjutant. He'd also have to do something about S'faret's message, if the threat of war it implied proved true. Would the ISC never leave the galaxy alone? Would there never be an end to war?
The admiral gave a heavy hiss, and made his decision. He punched in Agave's phone number.
"Nick!" answered the drunken Bruce.
"Whatever," replied S'Cipio. "Does Admiral Casca still want to retire from the Tri-Bruce commission?"
"You betcha."
"He has served us well. Give him a medal, and name a holiday after him. Then call Warlock. The Confederation -- god save us all -- needs a warmonger."
-S'Cipio