Topic: Server Question (Read 1269 times)

Kel · « **on:** May 02, 2003, 03:04:20 pm »

Does anyone know how to make custom messages appear in the News?

Corbomite · « **Reply #1 on:** May 02, 2003, 03:11:39 pm »

What? Things like "Kroma's received a new tutu"? Or "Scipio's scotch shipment has been intercepted by the Kilingon Empire"?

Kel · « **Reply #2 on:** May 02, 2003, 03:20:28 pm »

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What? Things like "Kroma's received a new tutu"? Or "Scipio's scotch shipment has been intercepted by the Kilingon Empire"?

Yes...exactly.

Or something else, event-driven for example, such as "The Romulans have begun construction of a starbase in sector 21,13."

GDA-Kel
Gorn Dragon Alliance

Karnak · « **Reply #3 on:** May 02, 2003, 04:02:37 pm »

SQL, SQL, SQL. Once we got SQL working for a complete LB3-like dyna campagin then we can think about playing with the News table.

TheMaverick · « **Reply #5 on:** May 02, 2003, 05:16:48 pm »

Poor Klingons will never see it coming.

Corbomite · « **Reply #6 on:** May 02, 2003, 08:39:59 pm »

How about:

"The pleasure barge Riverboat Casino has reportedly struck an asteroid."

"System 23,14 contaminated by Chocodiles after Gorn freighter wreck."

"The notorious pirate J'inn spotted in system 43, 5. He is to be considered armed, but not particularly dangerous."

"A giant space slug has sacked Earth, film at eleven."

"Captain Agave's tequila shipment was intercepted by the Federation, resulting in a complete lack of organization."

"Fleet admiral Fluf has been on the server 21h:16m:47 s as of now."

"Captain Gwarlock sent to investigate Orion Slave Girl ring. He hasn't been seen for three weeks."

"Catnip shipment to Mraa hijacked by pirates. Captain ChuutRitt sent to investigate. He hasn't been seen for three weeks."

"Romulan ale shipment seized at Federation border. SPQR denies incident, their exsistence, and that you are reading this."

"Hydrax sacked by giant space cow, film at eleven."

"KBF-Dogmatix has assasinated his commander and risen to the rank of Commodore with a bonus of 10,000 prestige points."

"Eat at Joe's."

"Donut shipment hijacked. Constable Matsukasi sent to investigate. He hasn't been seen for three weeks."

J'inn · « **Reply #7 on:** May 02, 2003, 09:13:35 pm »

ROFLMAO

FPF_TraceyG · « **Reply #8 on:** May 02, 2003, 10:59:31 pm »

LMAO!!

Fluf · « **Reply #9 on:** May 02, 2003, 11:08:22 pm »

Oh boy, this sounds like fun. Fluf runs off looking for the file! muwhahahaha

Mocton · « **Reply #10 on:** May 02, 2003, 11:26:17 pm »

Man you guys are great, i always get a good laugh or 20 when i look at these boards

Scipio_66

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