Topic: ATTN: KOTH GREEN AND G'WARLOCK

[J'inn]

Beer.   Saturday.   Somewhere of S'Cipio's choosing in Northern Virginia.

BTW:   Green you have never met us.  Let me describe so you'll know when you see us.

S'cipio:    White boy.   5'10".   160 lbs.  Tends to prefer red leather pants with a nice a white silk top.  Close cut hair.  Close cut beard.  

Me:   Painfully white boy.  6'1"  200 lbs.  I'll be wearing an Armani leasure suit.  Butterfly collared silk shirt.  Look for the BLING BLING chains.  Also, I'm 6'4" in the platform shoes.

G'Warlock:  Swarthy white boy.  6'4"  220lbs and all muscle.   He's the butch one.   Harley Davidson attire.  Close cut hair.  Beard.  Hopefully he'll wear the chaps and thong ensemble.  The guys at the clubs just LOVE IT when he does.

I think we well be at the Swollen Rump Bar in Alexandria.  Or perhaps The Velvet Room in Fairfax.  Ooo or maybe The Snake Pit in Reston!!    I'll leave it up to S'Cippy.

As for attire,  wear whatever as long as it's leather.  

We can't wait to meet you.

Post soon.

[Green]

Me:  6'3, 220lbs.  Bald.  And G'warlock, you bitch, you stole my outfit.


Sound good J'inn.  NoVA will make it easier for me too.

[gornrule]

 Why do you nimrods always make it a weekend when I'm working?  Sadly, the next time I'm gonna be able to go cattin' about is around May 30 <sniff>.  Maybe next time.  Green, your wardrobe problems just got answered.

  Green, after J'inn gets his dose of sushi, start pushing the beers.  He beg off at first, but much like his piloting, he breaks pretty fast.  If ya wanna see S'Cip turn green (no pun intended) slip him a blended scotch and watch the fireworks.

  Have fun.  Maybe next time.


Gwarlock the sad

[Maxillius]

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...Northern Virginia...

you bastards...

[gornrule]

 Oh, Green, one more thing.  IF you hear 'Brick House' or 'It's Raining Men' come over the jukebox, run, run away as fast as your little feet can carry you.  Don't look back, just run.  Your life depends on it.


 Gwarlock

[J'inn]

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    'Brick House'    

Ooo one of my favorite songs by one of my favorite groups.  

But now I have that song in my head.   Sadly also with memories of me doing "The Freak" to it at the 1978 teen mixer.     Yes a young J'inn.  His Epstein from Welcome Back Kotter hair. His cake cutter pick sticking jauntily out of the back pocket of his Jordache Jeans that were so tight he had to lay on his bed and use a coat hanger to get them to zip up.    His Rush baseball style    concert shirt.  Or was it Styx.   Oh bother.  His crepe sole moccassins.  

Ah yes , , ,   those were the days.



 

[Corbomite]

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    'Brick House'    

Ooo one of my favorite songs by one of my favorite groups.  

But now I have that song in my head.   Sadly also with memories of me doing "The Freak" to it at the 1978 teen mixer.     Yes a young J'inn.  His Epstein from Welcome Back Kotter hair. His cake cutter pick sticking jauntily out of the back pocket of his Jordache Jeans that were so tight he had to lay on his bed and use a coat hanger to get them to zip up.    His Rush baseball style    concert shirt.  Or was it Styx.   Oh bother.  His crepe sole moccassins.  

Ah yes , , ,   those were the days.



   

Stop that! Do you know how many brain cells I've had to drown to forget those days? I guess it's back to therapy for me!

[Maxillius]

HAHA!! I can only be terrorized by remembering Grunge HHEHEHEHEHHEEEE!!!

[Green]

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 Oh, Green, one more thing.  IF you hear 'Brick House' or 'It's Raining Men' come over the jukebox, run, run away as fast as your little feet can carry you.  Don't look back, just run.  Your life depends on it.


 Gwarlock  

Important safety tip noted ....

[KOTH-Steel Claw]

Damn, I was just up in Arlington college shopping for my daughter. Attended the open house at Marymount

[J'inn]

HEY LIZARD BOY!!!

Hurry up and tell me where we are meeting.    I have a detailed five page Leave Request that I must submit to Shop. Rex at least 48 hours prior to departure.  I need the name, location, phone number, etc.     An inquiry has also been made as to why she cannot go and just why YOUR significant other is not going either.

 

[Maxillius]

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HEY LIZARD BOY!!!

Hurry up and tell me where we are meeting.    I have a detailed five page Leave Request that I must submit to Shop. Rex at least 48 hours prior to departure.  I need the name, location, phone number, etc.     An inquiry has also been made as to why she cannot go and just why YOUR significant other is not going either.

 

This drives me nuts too... I suppose she wants to bring you along when she wants to be out with the girls, huh?

[Scipio_66]

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HEY LIZARD BOY!!!

Hurry up and tell me where we are meeting.    I have a detailed five page Leave Request that I must submit to Shop. Rex at least 48 hours prior to departure.  I need the name, location, phone number, etc.     An inquiry has also been made as to why she cannot go and just why YOUR significant other is not going either.

 

Quick question:  Is Mexican Food currently on or off the acceptable menu list?

-S'Cipio

[KOTH-Steel Claw]

 

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Quick question: Is Mexican Food currently on or off the acceptable menu list?  

Never had a Mexican for a meal. How are they?

SC the Not Too Picky Hungry Kat

[J'inn]

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HEY LIZARD BOY!!!

Hurry up and tell me where we are meeting.    I have a detailed five page Leave Request that I must submit to Shop. Rex at least 48 hours prior to departure.  I need the name, location, phone number, etc.     An inquiry has also been made as to why she cannot go and just why YOUR significant other is not going either.

 

Quick question:  Is Mexican Food currently on or off the acceptable menu list?

-S'Cipio  

<sigh>  Pathetic ain't it.


<Pulls out approved list from Doctor>

Hmmm let's see.

Lettuce.
Lettuce.
Brocolli  (nope makes me gasy.  A gasy J'inn is no fun at all)
Lettuce.
Water.
Lettce.

OH SCREW IT!!!   I'M EATING A BIG FAT BURRITO!!  WITH GREASY GRADE F BEEF AND A POUND OF CHEESE!!!!  AND HAND OVER THE MARGARITAS!!!!


Yo Quiero Carne y Queso!!!!  

- El Abogado Gordo    

[J'inn]

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Quick question: Is Mexican Food currently on or off the acceptable menu list?  

Never had a Mexican for a meal. How are they?

SC the Not Too Picky Hungry Kat  

Well  there was this time I was in Mexico and I met that really gorgeous lady and . . . .


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P.S.  J'inn, ANOTHER, subpeona is in the mail.
 

[Maxillius]

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HEY LIZARD BOY!!!

Hurry up and tell me where we are meeting.    I have a detailed five page Leave Request that I must submit to Shop. Rex at least 48 hours prior to departure.  I need the name, location, phone number, etc.     An inquiry has also been made as to why she cannot go and just why YOUR significant other is not going either.

 

Quick question:  Is Mexican Food currently on or off the acceptable menu list?

-S'Cipio  

<sigh>  Pathetic ain't it.


<Pulls out approved list from Doctor>

Hmmm let's see.

Lettuce.
Lettuce.
Brocolli  (nope makes me gasy.  A gasy J'inn is no fun at all)
Lettuce.
Water.
Lettce.

OH SCREW IT!!!   I'M EATING A BIG FAT BURRITO!!  WITH GREASY GRADE F BEEF AND A POUND OF CHEESE!!!!  AND HAND OVER THE MARGARITAS!!!!


Yo Quiero Carne y Queso!!!!  

- El Abogado Gordo    

THAT'S THE SPIRIT!  Enjoy life while you've got it!

[Scipio_66]

Well then, what say we meet at On the Border in Tyson's Corner?  It's on Route 7 (Leesburg Pike), just past International as you head south.  I'll get you some better directions soon.  They have great food, and they make some killer Margaritas.

Tell Lana not to worry about you having fun without her.  Assure her you  won't be able to have any fun because the place is too crowded and too noisy.  Saturday nights it is uncomfortably packed with hot girls in their mid-to-late-20's, eager to practice making babies, and hot women in their early-to-mid-30's getting *desperate* to make children (right now, on the table, with anyone willing).  It's an ugly scene, and far too noisy to be any fun, but the food sometimes makes the crowd worth the bother.

If you don't think she will buy your statement that the above won't be fun, you can tell Lana the same thing I stopped Christine's complaints with:  "Look, we are going to be three grown men, and one of us is bound to mention, 'Star Trek Computer Game'.  After that the women won't come anywhere near us."

-S'Cipio

[gornrule]

 <sniff>  

  Another pimp is born.

<sniff>

Gwarlock

[CW-Frankk]

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HEY LIZARD BOY!!!

Hurry up and tell me where we are meeting.    I have a detailed five page Leave Request that I must submit to Shop. Rex at least 48 hours prior to departure.  I need the name, location, phone number, etc.     An inquiry has also been made as to why she cannot go and just why YOUR significant other is not going either.

 

Quick question:  Is Mexican Food currently on or off the acceptable menu list?

-S'Cipio  

No pidas comida yucateca, sé lo que digo