OK!!! This is enough!!!!
Everyone sit down and lets learn a little something about human behavior....
This is for the majority, but not all:
1. Women are vain.
2. Men are vain.
3. Women want attention from men.
4. Men want to lose things where they shouldn't be lost.
5. Women are competitve with getting the attention from men.
6. Men are competitive with how often they lose these things.
7. Women are insecure that men will not look at them therefore think they have no reason to live.
8. Men are insecure that they won't be able to lose things where they are not suppose to be lost therefore having no reason to live.
Bottom line:
1. Accept the way God made you.
2. Don't be something your not (be true to yourself).
3. You have to have a license to drive, to own a gun, so get a license to lose the things legally.
Alright, class is over. You are dismissed.
<class stands up and starts throwing paper wads and airplanes at me as I run out of room>