A newly wed couple are preparing for their matrominal evening on the first night of their honeymoon. As they begin to disrobe, the husband pauses for a moment and decides to point something out to his wife. Passing his pants to her, he says,
"Honey, would you try putting these on for me?"
"Sure, snuggleblosson", she replies taking the pants.
Well, she slips them easily over her far more slender frame than his, however, they won't stay up. She says,
"I'm sorry honey, but these pants are just too big, they don't fit!"
To which he replies,
"That's right, I wear the pants around here, just thought we would get that cleared up right now."
The wife thinks about this for a moment.
"Oh snuggleblossom, would you try putting these on for me?", she says passing him her knickers.
"Of course, dearest!" he replies.
Well, he struggles for awhile to get them on but can't seem to get them much past his knees.
"I'm sorry honey, but they're too small, I just can't get into them."
To which she replies,
"And that's the way it's going to stay around here until your attitude changes!!"