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Maxillius

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Re: Real men don't use ...
« Reply #20 on: April 26, 2003, 04:13:00 pm »
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Condoms.

Oh, dear.  I shouldn't have said that.  I really shouldn't have said that.

Move along.  No dead Gorn here for you to see..........



-Not S'Cipio  




Yeah, they use Klenex and hand lotion.  




ummm... that's just you, Kroma.  




Be careful or you will hurt yourself doing it dry, not to mention the harm that could come to others if you just let it spray like a loose garden hose.  




I was referring to what YOU do with Kleenex and hand lotion.  Hand lotion's for people with bad skin and I use Kleenex for my nose. <aaacchhooooo> <sniff>  damn colds...
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Zaanac

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Re: Real men don't use ...
« Reply #21 on: April 26, 2003, 05:07:23 pm »
uh ahem, "real men" as you call it are smart, you hit below the belt when you have to, and when you are up against a female captain a "real man" would be polite, and right before vaporizing them says "you know i really am gald i met you this converstaion really was a meaningul one", also "real men" are not going to say HE WAS CHEAP HE USED FIGHTERS WHEn I DINDT AND I HAVE TWO CARRIERS ANDO NLY ONE DESTROYER BUT I MA mAN SO I LOST THAT AND PRESTIGE...  

Maxillius

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Re: Real men don't use ...
« Reply #22 on: April 26, 2003, 05:12:42 pm »
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uh ahem, "real men" as you call it are smart, you hit below the belt when you have to, and when you are up against a female captain a "real man" would be polite, and right before vaporizing them says "you know i really am gald i met you this converstaion really was a meaningul one", also "real men" are not going to say HE WAS CHEAP HE USED FIGHTERS WHEn I DINDT AND I HAVE TWO CARRIERS ANDO NLY ONE DESTROYER BUT I MA mAN SO I LOST THAT AND PRESTIGE...  





huh??

Green

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Re: Real men don't use ...
« Reply #23 on: April 26, 2003, 08:42:24 pm »
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uh ahem, "real men" as you call it are smart, you hit below the belt when you have to, and when you are up against a female captain a "real man" would be polite, and right before vaporizing them says "you know i really am gald i met you this converstaion really was a meaningul one", also "real men" are not going to say HE WAS CHEAP HE USED FIGHTERS WHEn I DINDT AND I HAVE TWO CARRIERS ANDO NLY ONE DESTROYER BUT I MA mAN SO I LOST THAT AND PRESTIGE...  





huh??  




Actually ... I completely understand and agree (excluding caps lock)

KOTH-Steel Claw

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Re: Real men don't use ...
« Reply #24 on: April 28, 2003, 09:26:39 am »
 
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 Yeah, they use Klenex and hand lotion.




A lizard with hairy palms, hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.  

Maxillius

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Re: Real men don't use ...
« Reply #25 on: April 28, 2003, 10:45:35 am »
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 Yeah, they use Klenex and hand lotion.




A lizard with hairy palms, hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.  





But I didn't think lizards in tutus had those...  

Kroma_BaSyl

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Re: Real men don't use ...
« Reply #26 on: April 28, 2003, 11:52:53 am »
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 Yeah, they use Klenex and hand lotion.




A lizard with hairy palms, hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.  





But I didn't think lizards in tutus had those...    




Scaly palms and nearsightedness.  

KOTH-Steel Claw

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Re: Real men don't use ...
« Reply #27 on: April 28, 2003, 12:28:29 pm »
 
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 Scaly palms and nearsightedness.  




ROFL

Maxillius

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Re: Real men don't use ...
« Reply #28 on: April 28, 2003, 01:15:54 pm »
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 Yeah, they use Klenex and hand lotion.




A lizard with hairy palms, hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.  





But I didn't think lizards in tutus had those...    




Scaly palms and nearsightedness.    




ACTUALLY I meant... ahhh... should probably drop it here, eh?

Just ask yourself, why do we not ask why you wear a tutu?

Kroma_BaSyl

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Re: Real men don't use ...
« Reply #29 on: April 28, 2003, 01:43:11 pm »
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ACTUALLY I meant... ahhh... should probably drop it here, eh?

Just ask yourself, why do we not ask why you wear a tutu?  




Because everyone knows it is a standard issue uniform for the Plasma Ballet. If you are implying that I am somehow lacking in what the tutu hides, then I will gladly disprove that with a BF using my red hot torp thruogh your number 4 shield.

KOTH-Steel Claw

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Re: Real men don't use ...
« Reply #30 on: April 28, 2003, 01:49:04 pm »
 
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 ACTUALLY I meant... ahhh... should probably drop it here, eh?

Just ask yourself, why do we not ask why you wear a tutu?  




Gawd, I am going to regret this.

Because he is a male lizard who is secure enough with himself to publicly wear a tutu.  

Kroma_BaSyl

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Re: Real men don't use ...
« Reply #31 on: April 28, 2003, 02:38:38 pm »
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 ACTUALLY I meant... ahhh... should probably drop it here, eh?

Just ask yourself, why do we not ask why you wear a tutu?  




Gawd, I am going to regret this.

Because he is a male lizard who is secure enough with himself to publicly wear a tutu.  




Such a nice Kitty.......XOXOXOX

Green

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Re: Real men don't use ...
« Reply #32 on: April 28, 2003, 03:59:22 pm »
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 Gawd, I am going to regret this.




Yep ... you're now regretting it.  

KOTH-Steel Claw

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Re: Real men don't use ...
« Reply #33 on: April 28, 2003, 07:40:49 pm »
 
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 Such a nice Kitty.......XOXOXOX  




Ack! Not that secure, dammit!

Maxillius

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Re: Real men don't use ...
« Reply #34 on: April 29, 2003, 06:52:54 am »
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ACTUALLY I meant... ahhh... should probably drop it here, eh?

Just ask yourself, why do we not ask why you wear a tutu?  




Because everyone knows it is a standard issue uniform for the Plasma Ballet. If you are implying that I am somehow lacking in what the tutu hides, then I will gladly disprove that with a BF using my red hot torp thruogh your number 4 shield.  




Assuming I'd ever let you behind me

FPF_TraceyG

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Re: Real men don't use ...
« Reply #35 on: April 29, 2003, 07:07:39 am »
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ACTUALLY I meant... ahhh... should probably drop it here, eh?

Just ask yourself, why do we not ask why you wear a tutu?  




Because everyone knows it is a standard issue uniform for the Plasma Ballet. If you are implying that I am somehow lacking in what the tutu hides, then I will gladly disprove that with a BF using my red hot torp thruogh your number 4 shield.  




Assuming I'd ever let you behind me  




Be thankful he isn't Hydran and his hellbores won't give you a reach around to your front shield...  

Kroma_BaSyl

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Re: Real men don't use ...
« Reply #36 on: April 29, 2003, 07:39:34 am »
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ACTUALLY I meant... ahhh... should probably drop it here, eh?

Just ask yourself, why do we not ask why you wear a tutu?  




Because everyone knows it is a standard issue uniform for the Plasma Ballet. If you are implying that I am somehow lacking in what the tutu hides, then I will gladly disprove that with a BF using my red hot torp thruogh your number 4 shield.  




Assuming I'd ever let you behind me  




Be thankful he isn't Hydran and his hellbores won't give you a reach around to your front shield...    




ROTFLMAO......one should be grateful for the pleasures bestowed on one my the merciful and beautiful Kroma.

Maxillius

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Re: Real men don't use ...
« Reply #37 on: April 29, 2003, 08:32:22 am »
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ACTUALLY I meant... ahhh... should probably drop it here, eh?

Just ask yourself, why do we not ask why you wear a tutu?  




Because everyone knows it is a standard issue uniform for the Plasma Ballet. If you are implying that I am somehow lacking in what the tutu hides, then I will gladly disprove that with a BF using my red hot torp thruogh your number 4 shield.  




Assuming I'd ever let you behind me  




Be thankful he isn't Hydran and his hellbores won't give you a reach around to your front shield...    





EEEE!!! <grabs self and runs away>  

Dopler

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Re: Real men don't use ...
« Reply #38 on: April 29, 2003, 11:34:37 am »
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ACTUALLY I meant... ahhh... should probably drop it here, eh?

Just ask yourself, why do we not ask why you wear a tutu?  




Because everyone knows it is a standard issue uniform for the Plasma Ballet. If you are implying that I am somehow lacking in what the tutu hides, then I will gladly disprove that with a BF using my red hot torp thruogh your number 4 shield.  




Assuming I'd ever let you behind me  



Carefull ! Kroma's making friends ! Plasma and Hellbores can and do hurt I dont care what shield he takes down any is good enough.

Hey Kroma , did ya get your Tutu's back ? Do you like ? the pink fadded a touch but good god those stains were tough ! I could have them dyed again ?