Topic: All Federation Ships, Stand by for incoming alert

[SSCF Hooch]

Attention all Federation Ships: UPF Message: Begin Transmisson 7865TT6ZYK                                88PYTQECFFX
RID 5W67IYZZCK

TO:ALL FLEET COMMANDS//SSFC//9TH//NRS//FPF//SBO//BGH//XTF//SSTF//VSF//11TH//1AF//
FROM:FLEET COMMAND

We the United Federation of Planets (the frick?n good guys) are calling upon all retired and in-active reservists back to active duty for Slave Girls 3.

Maybe you have found a new love in gaming, or have simply grown soft in your old age. Well?enough! Get into that sleek Federation uniform and quit using your Star Ship as a storage shed.

The Blue Plague needs you back for this one. Our long time foe, the Klingons (let them die, thus sayith the holy Kirk) are planning a preemptive strike on us since they know that our numbers have dwindled in this next campaign.

One more time my friends into the breach! You know this game is like an old comfortable pair of shoes, you waited for years for it to come out. You played it till your eyes hurt and maybe you just burned out a little. But you have had your rest and have grown lazy.

SO WAKE UP from your slumber and steel yourself again for SG3.

Your old friends are there awaiting for you to logon so we can yet once again crush the red horde and the toadies that serve them!

Hooch

MESSAGE ENDS 7762ERT61HY485

 PS to all you lazy butts blow the dust off your keyboards and join in on the fun!!!!  
 

[Mog]

Sigh. See my response to the same D2 thread.

[KBF-Standarte]

Quote:
Attention all Federation Ships: UPF Message: Begin Transmisson 7865TT6ZYK                                88PYTQECFFX
RID 5W67IYZZCK

TO:ALL FLEET COMMANDS//SSFC//9TH//NRS//FPF//SBO//BGH//XTF//SSTF//VSF//11TH//1AF//
FROM:FLEET COMMAND

 Well?enough! Get into that sleek Federation uniform and ...
Hooch

MESSAGE ENDS 7762ERT61HY485

 PS to all you lazy butts blow the dust off your keyboards and join in on the fun!!!!  
   

and . . . remember that adding too much starch makes your uniform very uncomfortable and as we all know here in the Frederation, comfort is paramount.  So be sure to use New Plasma-Soft Downey in all of your wash loads!  Not only do we want to look good, we want to smell good and feel soft too!      

[SSCF Hooch]

Attention all Federation Ships: UPF Message: Begin Transmisson 7865TT6ZYK                                88PYTQECFFX
RID 5W67IYZZCK

TO:ALL FLEET COMMANDS//SSFC//9TH//NRS//FPF//SBO//BGH//XTF//SSTF//VSF//11TH//1AF//
FROM:FLEET COMMAND

We the United Federation of Planets (the frick?n good guys) are calling upon all retired and in-active reservists back to active duty for Slave Girls 3.

Maybe you have found a new love in gaming, or have simply grown soft in your old age. Well?enough! Get into that sleek Federation uniform and quit using your Star Ship as a storage shed.

The Blue Plague needs you back for this one. Our long time foe, the Klingons (let them die, thus sayith the holy Kirk) are planning a preemptive strike on us since they know that our numbers have dwindled in this next campaign.

One more time my friends into the breach! You know this game is like an old comfortable pair of shoes, you waited for years for it to come out. You played it till your eyes hurt and maybe you just burned out a little. But you have had your rest and have grown lazy.

SO WAKE UP from your slumber and steel yourself again for SG3.

Your old friends are there awaiting for you to logon so we can yet once again crush the red horde and the toadies that serve them!

Hooch

MESSAGE ENDS 7762ERT61HY485

 PS to all you lazy butts blow the dust off your keyboards and join in on the fun!!!!  
 

[Mog]

Sigh. See my response to the same D2 thread.

[KBF-Standarte]

Quote:
Attention all Federation Ships: UPF Message: Begin Transmisson 7865TT6ZYK                                88PYTQECFFX
RID 5W67IYZZCK

TO:ALL FLEET COMMANDS//SSFC//9TH//NRS//FPF//SBO//BGH//XTF//SSTF//VSF//11TH//1AF//
FROM:FLEET COMMAND

 Well?enough! Get into that sleek Federation uniform and ...
Hooch

MESSAGE ENDS 7762ERT61HY485

 PS to all you lazy butts blow the dust off your keyboards and join in on the fun!!!!  
   

and . . . remember that adding too much starch makes your uniform very uncomfortable and as we all know here in the Frederation, comfort is paramount.  So be sure to use New Plasma-Soft Downey in all of your wash loads!  Not only do we want to look good, we want to smell good and feel soft too!