Topic: Real men don't use ...

[Losiack]

a) Drones

b) PF

c) Fighters

d) all of the above


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[Kroma_BaSyl]

Real men don't use ...
a) Drones
b) PFs
c) Fighters
d) Tutus

 

[FPF_TraceyG]

Real women don't use...
a) Magic Photons
b) Rolling Pins
c) G Racks
d) G Strings

 

[KATChuutRitt]

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a) Drones

b) PF

c) Fighters

d) all of the above


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Where are the choices of PPD , Plas D and AMD?

[Strafer]

Real women don't use G racks, photons, or Gstrings?..

If that only leaves phasers I guess Real women go Commando.

[Maxillius]

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Real women don't use G racks, photons, or Gstrings?..

If that only leaves phasers I guess Real women go Commando.
 

Hey Tracey, if you're flyin an NCT I'll fly your wing!!!

[KOTH-Steel Claw]

Losiak, you forgot the following:

e) Spandex
f) Air fresheners

Shame on you.

[Laflin]

The only real men are the Lyrans - no distance weapons means a little skill is needed :P  

[TOCXOBearslayer]

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The only real men are the Lyrans - no distance weapons means a little skill is needed :P  

Oh?  You guys are giving up the Dizzies, Phasers, and setting the ESG's at range 0 then?

Cool by me!!!

[Cleaven]

Never! Some of the best battles I've had involve pursuing an opponent who was trying to recover from a close encounter and recharge, and sniping at his exposed rear with disrupters at range 30. Not useful for overcoming reinforced shields but excellant for harrassment.
As for ESG 0, not unless people stop using tractors, or I have repel 2.  

[wanderer]

Real Feds don't use drones, they use photons...

Real Klingons don't use drones, they use disruptors...

Real...well, maybe I better quit while I'm ahead, I'm already in big trouble, heheh...  

[Dopler]

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a) Drones

b) PF

c) Fighters

d) all of the above


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Still pist about CW 3 aye ?  

[CptCastrin]

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Real women don't use...
a) Magic Photons
...

Is that a euphemism for something you'd rather not speak of?  

<runs away quickly>  

[Scipio_66]

Condoms.

Oh, dear.  I shouldn't have said that.  I really shouldn't have said that.

Move along.  No dead Gorn here for you to see..........



-Not S'Cipio

[Kroma_BaSyl]

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Condoms.

Oh, dear.  I shouldn't have said that.  I really shouldn't have said that.

Move along.  No dead Gorn here for you to see..........



-Not S'Cipio  

Yeah, they use Klenex and hand lotion.

[Scipio_66]

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Yeah, they use Klenex and hand lotion.  

Hey, I'm not judgemental.  What a grown Gorn does when he's alone with his tutu is none of my business.

-S'Cipio the tolerant

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 sniping at his exposed rear  

Ahem....real men dont do that either  

[Maxillius]

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Condoms.

Oh, dear.  I shouldn't have said that.  I really shouldn't have said that.

Move along.  No dead Gorn here for you to see..........



-Not S'Cipio  

Yeah, they use Klenex and hand lotion.  

ummm... that's just you, Kroma.  And for the love of all that is holy turn the bloody viewscreen off before you do it!!!

-Max the blinded

[Kroma_BaSyl]

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Condoms.

Oh, dear.  I shouldn't have said that.  I really shouldn't have said that.

Move along.  No dead Gorn here for you to see..........



-Not S'Cipio  

Yeah, they use Klenex and hand lotion.  

ummm... that's just you, Kroma.  

Be careful or you will hurt yourself doing it dry, not to mention the harm that could come to others if you just let it spray like a loose garden hose.

[Gumby]

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 sniping at his exposed rear  

Ahem....real men dont do that either  

 This one deserved a hearty LOL,  but didnt get one.  So here it is.

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

   

[Maxillius]

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Condoms.

Oh, dear.  I shouldn't have said that.  I really shouldn't have said that.

Move along.  No dead Gorn here for you to see..........



-Not S'Cipio  

Yeah, they use Klenex and hand lotion.  

ummm... that's just you, Kroma.  

Be careful or you will hurt yourself doing it dry, not to mention the harm that could come to others if you just let it spray like a loose garden hose.  

I was referring to what YOU do with Kleenex and hand lotion.  Hand lotion's for people with bad skin and I use Kleenex for my nose. <aaacchhooooo> <sniff>  damn colds...

[Zaanac]

uh ahem, "real men" as you call it are smart, you hit below the belt when you have to, and when you are up against a female captain a "real man" would be polite, and right before vaporizing them says "you know i really am gald i met you this converstaion really was a meaningul one", also "real men" are not going to say HE WAS CHEAP HE USED FIGHTERS WHEn I DINDT AND I HAVE TWO CARRIERS ANDO NLY ONE DESTROYER BUT I MA mAN SO I LOST THAT AND PRESTIGE...  

[Maxillius]

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uh ahem, "real men" as you call it are smart, you hit below the belt when you have to, and when you are up against a female captain a "real man" would be polite, and right before vaporizing them says "you know i really am gald i met you this converstaion really was a meaningul one", also "real men" are not going to say HE WAS CHEAP HE USED FIGHTERS WHEn I DINDT AND I HAVE TWO CARRIERS ANDO NLY ONE DESTROYER BUT I MA mAN SO I LOST THAT AND PRESTIGE...  

huh??

[Green]

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uh ahem, "real men" as you call it are smart, you hit below the belt when you have to, and when you are up against a female captain a "real man" would be polite, and right before vaporizing them says "you know i really am gald i met you this converstaion really was a meaningul one", also "real men" are not going to say HE WAS CHEAP HE USED FIGHTERS WHEn I DINDT AND I HAVE TWO CARRIERS ANDO NLY ONE DESTROYER BUT I MA mAN SO I LOST THAT AND PRESTIGE...  

huh??  

Actually ... I completely understand and agree (excluding caps lock)

[KOTH-Steel Claw]

 

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 Yeah, they use Klenex and hand lotion.

A lizard with hairy palms, hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.  

[Maxillius]

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 Yeah, they use Klenex and hand lotion.

A lizard with hairy palms, hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.  

But I didn't think lizards in tutus had those...  

[Kroma_BaSyl]

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 Yeah, they use Klenex and hand lotion.

A lizard with hairy palms, hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.  

But I didn't think lizards in tutus had those...    

Scaly palms and nearsightedness.  

[KOTH-Steel Claw]

 

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 Scaly palms and nearsightedness.  

ROFL

[Maxillius]

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 Yeah, they use Klenex and hand lotion.

A lizard with hairy palms, hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.  

But I didn't think lizards in tutus had those...    

Scaly palms and nearsightedness.    

ACTUALLY I meant... ahhh... should probably drop it here, eh?

Just ask yourself, why do we not ask why you wear a tutu?

[Kroma_BaSyl]

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ACTUALLY I meant... ahhh... should probably drop it here, eh?

Just ask yourself, why do we not ask why you wear a tutu?  

Because everyone knows it is a standard issue uniform for the Plasma Ballet. If you are implying that I am somehow lacking in what the tutu hides, then I will gladly disprove that with a BF using my red hot torp thruogh your number 4 shield.

[KOTH-Steel Claw]

 

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 ACTUALLY I meant... ahhh... should probably drop it here, eh?

Just ask yourself, why do we not ask why you wear a tutu?  

Gawd, I am going to regret this.

Because he is a male lizard who is secure enough with himself to publicly wear a tutu.  

[Kroma_BaSyl]

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 ACTUALLY I meant... ahhh... should probably drop it here, eh?

Just ask yourself, why do we not ask why you wear a tutu?  

Gawd, I am going to regret this.

Because he is a male lizard who is secure enough with himself to publicly wear a tutu.  

Such a nice Kitty.......XOXOXOX

[Green]

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 Gawd, I am going to regret this.

Yep ... you're now regretting it.  

[KOTH-Steel Claw]

 

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 Such a nice Kitty.......XOXOXOX  

Ack! Not that secure, dammit!

[Maxillius]

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ACTUALLY I meant... ahhh... should probably drop it here, eh?

Just ask yourself, why do we not ask why you wear a tutu?  

Because everyone knows it is a standard issue uniform for the Plasma Ballet. If you are implying that I am somehow lacking in what the tutu hides, then I will gladly disprove that with a BF using my red hot torp thruogh your number 4 shield.  

Assuming I'd ever let you behind me

[FPF_TraceyG]

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ACTUALLY I meant... ahhh... should probably drop it here, eh?

Just ask yourself, why do we not ask why you wear a tutu?  

Because everyone knows it is a standard issue uniform for the Plasma Ballet. If you are implying that I am somehow lacking in what the tutu hides, then I will gladly disprove that with a BF using my red hot torp thruogh your number 4 shield.  

Assuming I'd ever let you behind me  

Be thankful he isn't Hydran and his hellbores won't give you a reach around to your front shield...  

[Kroma_BaSyl]

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ACTUALLY I meant... ahhh... should probably drop it here, eh?

Just ask yourself, why do we not ask why you wear a tutu?  

Because everyone knows it is a standard issue uniform for the Plasma Ballet. If you are implying that I am somehow lacking in what the tutu hides, then I will gladly disprove that with a BF using my red hot torp thruogh your number 4 shield.  

Assuming I'd ever let you behind me  

Be thankful he isn't Hydran and his hellbores won't give you a reach around to your front shield...    

ROTFLMAO......one should be grateful for the pleasures bestowed on one my the merciful and beautiful Kroma.

[Maxillius]

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ACTUALLY I meant... ahhh... should probably drop it here, eh?

Just ask yourself, why do we not ask why you wear a tutu?  

Because everyone knows it is a standard issue uniform for the Plasma Ballet. If you are implying that I am somehow lacking in what the tutu hides, then I will gladly disprove that with a BF using my red hot torp thruogh your number 4 shield.  

Assuming I'd ever let you behind me  

Be thankful he isn't Hydran and his hellbores won't give you a reach around to your front shield...    

EEEE!!! <grabs self and runs away>  

[Dopler]

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ACTUALLY I meant... ahhh... should probably drop it here, eh?

Just ask yourself, why do we not ask why you wear a tutu?  

Because everyone knows it is a standard issue uniform for the Plasma Ballet. If you are implying that I am somehow lacking in what the tutu hides, then I will gladly disprove that with a BF using my red hot torp thruogh your number 4 shield.  

Assuming I'd ever let you behind me  

Carefull ! Kroma's making friends ! Plasma and Hellbores can and do hurt I dont care what shield he takes down any is good enough.

Hey Kroma , did ya get your Tutu's back ? Do you like ? the pink fadded a touch but good god those stains were tough ! I could have them dyed again ?