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Losiack

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Real men don't use ...
« on: April 24, 2003, 11:15:28 am »
a) Drones

b) PF

c) Fighters

d) all of the above


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Kroma_BaSyl

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Re: Real men don't use ...
« Reply #1 on: April 24, 2003, 11:25:53 am »

Real men don't use ...
a) Drones
b) PFs
c) Fighters
d) Tutus


 

FPF_TraceyG

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Re: Real men don't use ...
« Reply #2 on: April 24, 2003, 11:35:00 am »

Real women don't use...
a) Magic Photons
b) Rolling Pins
c) G Racks
d) G Strings


 

KATChuutRitt

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Re: Real men don't use ...
« Reply #3 on: April 24, 2003, 11:38:17 am »
Quote:

a) Drones

b) PF

c) Fighters

d) all of the above


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Where are the choices of PPD , Plas D and AMD?

Strafer

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Re: Real men don't use ...
« Reply #4 on: April 24, 2003, 11:39:27 am »
Real women don't use G racks, photons, or Gstrings?..

If that only leaves phasers I guess Real women go Commando.

Maxillius

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Re: Real men don't use ...
« Reply #5 on: April 24, 2003, 01:20:04 pm »
Quote:

Real women don't use G racks, photons, or Gstrings?..

If that only leaves phasers I guess Real women go Commando.
 




Hey Tracey, if you're flyin an NCT I'll fly your wing!!!

KOTH-Steel Claw

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Re: Real men don't use ...
« Reply #6 on: April 24, 2003, 01:34:16 pm »
Losiak, you forgot the following:

e) Spandex
f) Air fresheners

Shame on you.

Laflin

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Re: Real men don't use ...
« Reply #7 on: April 25, 2003, 12:11:51 am »
The only real men are the Lyrans - no distance weapons means a little skill is needed :P  

TOCXOBearslayer

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Re: Real men don't use ...
« Reply #8 on: April 25, 2003, 03:34:18 am »
Quote:

The only real men are the Lyrans - no distance weapons means a little skill is needed :P  




Oh?  You guys are giving up the Dizzies, Phasers, and setting the ESG's at range 0 then?

Cool by me!!!

Cleaven

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Re: Real men don't use ...
« Reply #9 on: April 25, 2003, 04:12:45 am »
Never! Some of the best battles I've had involve pursuing an opponent who was trying to recover from a close encounter and recharge, and sniping at his exposed rear with disrupters at range 30. Not useful for overcoming reinforced shields but excellant for harrassment.
As for ESG 0, not unless people stop using tractors, or I have repel 2.  

wanderer

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Re: Real men don't use ...
« Reply #10 on: April 25, 2003, 04:07:52 pm »
Real Feds don't use drones, they use photons...

Real Klingons don't use drones, they use disruptors...

Real...well, maybe I better quit while I'm ahead, I'm already in big trouble, heheh...  

Dopler

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Re: Real men don't use ...
« Reply #11 on: April 25, 2003, 04:14:36 pm »
Quote:

a) Drones

b) PF

c) Fighters

d) all of the above


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Still pist about CW 3 aye ?  

CptCastrin

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Re: Real women don't use ...
« Reply #12 on: April 25, 2003, 05:22:16 pm »
Quote:

Real women don't use...
a) Magic Photons
...




Is that a euphemism for something you'd rather not speak of?  

<runs away quickly>  

Scipio_66

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Re: Real men don't use ...
« Reply #13 on: April 25, 2003, 08:46:08 pm »

Condoms.

Oh, dear.  I shouldn't have said that.  I really shouldn't have said that.

Move along.  No dead Gorn here for you to see..........



-Not S'Cipio

Kroma_BaSyl

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Re: Real men don't use ...
« Reply #14 on: April 25, 2003, 08:55:29 pm »
Quote:


Condoms.

Oh, dear.  I shouldn't have said that.  I really shouldn't have said that.

Move along.  No dead Gorn here for you to see..........



-Not S'Cipio  




Yeah, they use Klenex and hand lotion.

Scipio_66

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Re: Real men don't use ...
« Reply #15 on: April 25, 2003, 09:10:33 pm »
Quote:


Yeah, they use Klenex and hand lotion.  




Hey, I'm not judgemental.  What a grown Gorn does when he's alone with his tutu is none of my business.

-S'Cipio the tolerant

**DONOTDELETE**

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Re: Real men don't use ...
« Reply #16 on: April 25, 2003, 09:11:24 pm »
posted by cleaven:
 
Quote:

 sniping at his exposed rear  




Ahem....real men dont do that either  

Maxillius

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Re: Real men don't use ...
« Reply #17 on: April 25, 2003, 09:44:42 pm »
Quote:

Quote:


Condoms.

Oh, dear.  I shouldn't have said that.  I really shouldn't have said that.

Move along.  No dead Gorn here for you to see..........



-Not S'Cipio  




Yeah, they use Klenex and hand lotion.  




ummm... that's just you, Kroma.  And for the love of all that is holy turn the bloody viewscreen off before you do it!!!

-Max the blinded

Kroma_BaSyl

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Re: Real men don't use ...
« Reply #18 on: April 26, 2003, 01:54:30 am »
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:


Condoms.

Oh, dear.  I shouldn't have said that.  I really shouldn't have said that.

Move along.  No dead Gorn here for you to see..........



-Not S'Cipio  




Yeah, they use Klenex and hand lotion.  




ummm... that's just you, Kroma.  




Be careful or you will hurt yourself doing it dry, not to mention the harm that could come to others if you just let it spray like a loose garden hose.

Gumby

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Re: Real men don't use ...
« Reply #19 on: April 26, 2003, 03:41:21 am »
Quote:

posted by cleaven:
 
Quote:

 sniping at his exposed rear  




Ahem....real men dont do that either  





 This one deserved a hearty LOL,  but didnt get one.  So here it is.

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!