Topic: Am I Blue? Riding the Mighty Photon (Read 6262 times)

Scipio_66 · « **on:** April 23, 2003, 08:40:35 pm »

S'Cipio here. Nine nights with the wife last week. And on not one of them could she understand me! Always nagging. "S'Cipio, get away from that chocodille. You're getting too fat!"

Well if I want to eat, I'll eat! Who's chancellor around here anyway?

The wife thinks I went out to buy a gallon of her precious potpourri, but she'll be in for a surprise when I don't come home. I've decided to hang out with the man who really knows how to handle women. The one, the only, Captain Kirk!

Hmph! Fear my mighty photon! I'm having so much fun being away from the nagging that I may not come back all war! Perhaps the wife will be more appreciative when I finally come home in a few weeks. Otherwise I'll sell her as a Slave Girl to Orion.

(Psst! Father Ted! Would you be a pal and run this potpourri home for me? Disappearing for a few weeks is one thing, but Dr. Nyet will be steamed if she doesn't get what she sent me out for.)

-S'Cipio

FatherTed · « **Reply #1 on:** April 23, 2003, 08:52:14 pm »

Quote:

(Psst! Father Ted! Would you be a pal and run this potpourri home for me? Disappearing for a few weeks is one thing, but Dr. Nyet will be steamed if she doesn't get what she sent me out for.)

Oh dear. I sold it to Jeff and Hondo. They said they'd know what to do with it.

gornrule · « **Reply #2 on:** April 23, 2003, 09:53:28 pm »

Let me get this straight.

S'Cipio in blue <shudder>

Kroma in pink <shudder and need for shower>

WHAT'S THIS PLACE COMING TO?

S'Cip's an ally <can't kill him>. (DAMN!) Kroma's a noshow <can't kill him> (DAMN!)

With the exception of Agave and Kelset, no other Gorn. <scratches head>

I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY WITH YOURSELF, MISTER CHANCELLOR! <snicker>

Sell the BCHV, get a nice big drone boat, and start bragging to your friends about 3 minute missions. Why, just today, I heard you, yourself, bragging about spandex uniforms <big shudder>. I hope your replicator only makes you BLENDED scotch, you traitorous wretch!

P.S. Hope to fly with ya soon.

Gwarlock

gornrule · « **Reply #4 on:** April 23, 2003, 10:45:31 pm »

Well,well,well. It's alive. Missed ya buddy. So you traded in your honor for some PPD. Hope it was worth it. I'll kill you when I see you, your legs alone would feed a family of 10. We'll see how you like being on the receiving end of 4 PF's. Noone would fight the GDA Kroma'sThong for some time. Then, in succession, 3 ships named after you were destroyed in a row. Sounds like a trend starting.

Cya soon.

Gwarlock
Commander GDA Scipioinspandex

KBF-Dogmatix · « **Reply #5 on:** April 24, 2003, 10:43:06 am »

Hey, Mr. Luggage...before you pop off about killing people with PFs (Ooh!

), why don't you climb into a a REAL man's ship (D5C) and see if you can boast the same success rate, eh?

If it were me, I'd probably never mention a kill I got with a PF boat unless I was in an AuxPFT and I bagged a BCH or better.

Your friend,

Doggy

gornrule · « **Reply #6 on:** April 24, 2003, 05:24:49 pm »

I can't hear you Doggy. Your drones are too loud. One man's cheese is another's lactose intolerance. Everyone's so touchy lately. I'll call DocProctor an schedule you a colonic, if Kroma doesn't have him booked solid through June. Look forward to fighting you on the server.

Oh yeah, STFU!

Gwarlock

Mog · « **Reply #7 on:** April 24, 2003, 05:42:00 pm »

Ah the forums are buzzing quite nicely again. All is well.

I must get around to playing you. Meow

gornrule · « **Reply #10 on:** April 24, 2003, 06:22:03 pm »

Mog, I relish the challenge of engaging you in combat. Name the ship. I'm currently in a MCC (traded in the immortal BF <sniff> it's the best ship we have). How you explain to Kah'less that you got your ass handed to you by a lizard is your own business. KBF mean Klingon Butt F*&^%$#, correct?

Green, we're allies. We can't fight. <Can someone point him AWAY from the Gorn border, PLEASE?> Besides, S'Cipio's a newb when it comes to profligate drone use. Give him some time and I'm positive he can run sub 5 minute missions, which would still be a record. I just hope you fight better than J'inn.

Speaking of the devil, has anyone seen 'He Who Shall Not Be Named' lately? I miss the ol' bastard. Not saying he IS a bastard, just that I miss him, in a strictly bastardized sense of the word.

STFU! (gratuitous flame to anger noone in particular)

Gwarlock

gornrule · « **Reply #14 on:** April 24, 2003, 07:49:20 pm »

As usual, my Klinkgon friend, I was misunderstood. I meant the general temperment of the fora, not you personally. As Jack Nicholson said in Batman, 'This town needs an enema.' I can take it as well as dish it out. That's half the fun, and why I only direct my diatribes at people I know will understand, can take it, and dish it back. Besides that, my rant was directed at Kroma, you meddling pe'taq. You'll run screaming to the border like a virgin who got felt up on prom night. Your family will cry when they see what I've done to your ship and crew. Let's settle this. I won the last time, in no small part due to my agent, Minimatix (how is she by the way?). Defend what little honor you have, Klingon. Unless you need to wait for fast drones, which I not only understand, I expect. KBF, indeed.

All in fun,

Gwarlock

gornrule · « **Reply #15 on:** April 24, 2003, 08:28:53 pm »

Oh, by the way, Scipio, I have seen your 'booty', and you sir, are no Jack Kennedy.

Gwarlock

gornrule · « **Reply #17 on:** April 25, 2003, 02:25:46 am »

I understand. Unfortunately, I have no copy of OP, so, hence, no Reclamation. I've already beaten you once, but you didn't know it was me. I don't always <gasp> play Gorn, and I don't always go by Gwarlock. But that's neither here nor there. We'll meet soon enough. And I think I'd need something a little bigger than a silver platter. The SHADOW of your butt weighs ten pounds.

Tell Arthur I said 'hey'. That was one fun 2 hour plasma battle. Unless you are SOSArthur. In which case I just did. Am I the only one here that has the one account?

Gwarlock

Mog · « **Reply #18 on:** April 25, 2003, 03:23:11 am »

We've met before? When? What name did you use? PM me if you want it to remain a secret

Sheesh I didn't even know my butt (as you so quaintly put it) had a shadow. Seems like you take an unhealthy interest in people's butts. Gorn do sniff, don't they?

Btw, see Doggy's thread about a copy of OP. Well worth getting now.

gornrule · « **Reply #19 on:** April 25, 2003, 03:59:00 am »

Most of the alter egos I have are NO WHERE near as well mannered as I am. Think back to a Hydran player that made you crazy with taunts, saber danced well, and laughed when you got beat. That wasn't me. I was just blowin smoke up the 'ol chimney. I don't think we fought yet. But I do have alter egos. You may know me as Tim the Enchanter, Mr. Creosote, Rex Stardust, Cardinal Fang, cannonfodder, sleestack, and bait. And I forgot J'inn. THAT'S RIGHT, IT WAS ME ALL ALONG!

As for Doggy's copies of OP, I'd love to snark one, but have no use as a programmer, designer, server admin or the like. I thought the purpose of the gift was only for people to try and straighten out the D2 for the OP universe. My bro works for the French....er excuse me..the FREEDOM company Tarjeee, (its Target in the US) and I'll see if I can get a copy from him. It sounds like a fun game. BUT, if Doggy wants to give me a copy, that works too. Now, back to business.

Get your poultry poop posterior on LB3. With drones, it should only take you about 15 minutes to get into something you like. Year is currently 2275. I play AMs (EST) usually after work. Hope to see ya.

Gwarlock

Mog · « **Reply #20 on:** April 25, 2003, 04:28:25 am »

Lol, you did have me wondering, haven't been that many who have beaten me - and those who do, I remember

As for OP, no, it's not for programmers etc. The idea is to get us onto one game eventually, and it makes good sense to use OP as that game.

As for meeting you on LB3, I'm back in Lyran mode at the moment (and enjoying it a lot, meow). I'll see about getting on tonight between 6.30 and 10 pm GMT. Probably too late for you. MCC? Nice ship

Stll using stock shiplist or is it back on Jeff's shiplist?

gornrule · « **Reply #21 on:** April 25, 2003, 05:18:19 am »

That's right in the wheelhouse of my rack time. I work nightshift. Friday night I work 7p-7a, but after that, if ya feel like waking up early on Saturday, I usually play until about 12-1p on Saturday morning, then pass out from exhaustion. I'm off the weekend, so I'll be on Saturday night as well. I haven't lost to a Lyran in a long time. Then again, I haven't fought one in a long time, either. Should be fun. Hope to see ya. Til then, I still consider you a scared little golden shower er....I mean fur.

Gwarlock
Commander SCipioinspandex

gornrule · « **Reply #24 on:** April 25, 2003, 07:54:08 am »

S'CIPIO'S GOT BACK

He likes his butt,
and we don't know why.
Just ask him
and he won't deny.
Parading round all Federation space
wearing spandex 'stead of lace
He's high strung!

Tries to act so tough
but his spandex's all been stuffed
Deep in that crap he's wearing
Chuut's hooked and he can't stop staring
Oh, SCippy, I ain't flying witcha
ain't takin no pictchas.

Well Kroma tried to warn me,
but the butt you got
makes Chuut so horny

Hey! Rumplestiltskin
What's next? A g-string?
Well sue me, sue me, you don't look good in blue-y.

(Ghdar face with a Feddie booty)

HEY ! IT AIN'T MY FAULT THE SERVER'S DOWN!

Mog · « **Reply #26 on:** April 25, 2003, 08:05:24 am »

You have booty? Where is it buried?

ps apologies but I was trying to help a fleetmate of yours by answering his question

If that is not acceptable then I shall desist from answering any further questions.

gornrule · « **Reply #27 on:** April 25, 2003, 08:06:05 am »

Well, in all fairness, you ARE the worm that turned.

You brought it on yourself. Thank Ghdar your shoulders are as wide as that seat cushion you carry around. I know you can take it. Sure you can watch me dismantle Moggy. Tell me, how does a brown stain wash out of spandex, anyway?

hahahahaha

Gwarlock

FPF_TraceyG · « **Reply #29 on:** April 25, 2003, 08:15:13 am »

So, does this mean instead of plasma ballet, Scippy will be doing Spandex ballet?

gornrule · « **Reply #30 on:** April 25, 2003, 08:29:13 am »

Yes Tracey, I know this, much is, true.

Gwarlock

Mog · « **Reply #31 on:** April 25, 2003, 08:41:21 am »

Cringe - I just had this on MSn with Tracey, and now you. Crud - sheer utter crud!

KOTH-Steel Claw · « **Reply #32 on:** April 25, 2003, 08:46:31 am »

I need to get my glassses checked. I thought the title of the thread was:

Am I Blue? Riding the Monty Python

Needless to say, a double take was involved.

Ravenstar · « **Reply #35 on:** April 25, 2003, 11:20:23 am »

Tracey,
You should be sent back to college for that pun!......oh wait you are already in college with a double major I hear.....let's see how can she be pun nished for this/..........I know Dog can give your copy of OP to Kroma and have him deliver it personally just after taking your longest final exam!....I will think of something worse later but that will have to do for now.

Ravenstar

KATChuutRitt · « **Reply #37 on:** April 26, 2003, 03:14:00 am »

Well don't woory Gwarlock,

I got a song for you too.....

FAT BOTTOMED GORN

Are you gonna take him home tonight?
Ah with that plasma light
Are you gonna let it all hang out?
Fat bottomed Gorn you make Gwarlock?s world go round

Hey Gwarlock was just a little lizard
Put any beverage in his gizzard
But he knew love before he left Gdhar ?s aroma
Left alone with big fat Kroma
Out west in Oklahoma
Heap big reptile you made a bad boy out of him
Hey hey!

He?s been singing on R wilco
Across the wire his karoke voice does go
He?s seen every blue spandex floozy on the tracks
But their rolling pins and G-racks
Just didn?t have the knack
Take him to them plumb Gorn every time

Are you gonna take him home tonight?
Ah with that plasma light
Are you gonna let it all hang out?
Fat bottomed Gorn you make Gwarlock?s world go round
Fat bottomed Gorn you make Gwarlock?s world go round

Hey listen here
Now your photons and your drones
And your Scotty Kirk and Bones
Only babe in blue is Scippy (he tells me)
Oh but Gwarlock still likes his plasma
His heavy breathing like asthma
Heap big Gorn you made a bad boy out of him

Are you gonna take him home tonight?
Ah with that plasma light
Are you gonna let it all hang out?
Fat bottomed Gorn you make Gwarlock?s worldgo round
Fat bottomed Gorn you make Gwarlock?s go round
Get on your tutus and ride
Fat bottomed Gorn
Fat bottomed Gorn

FPF_TraceyG · « **Reply #38 on:** April 26, 2003, 03:25:26 am »

LOL!! Good one Chuut... I noticed you tastefully abstained from providing the visual imagery to go with it..

Mog · « **Reply #39 on:** April 26, 2003, 03:53:08 am »

On the server warlock motor mouth, ready and waiting for you.

gornrule · « **Reply #40 on:** April 26, 2003, 04:08:02 am »

Well, don't it figure. 2 hours left in the shift and I see Moggy wants to come and play. 2 GSW's and an emergent tracheotomy later, I'm feeling a lil whooped. I know what you're thinking. 'Ol G Warlock's comin up with some lame ass excuse. Well I'm not. I want Moggy to feel real bad when I wipe his Lyran butt all over the map and I'm not even able to keep my eyes open. 8 AM, my golden kitty. EST. I take that back. You're gonna give the kitties on my side a bad name. How bout I call you Snarf - after the lamest Thundercat.

Seriously though, as close to 8 as you can get. Warlock do need some shuteye. Cya then.

Gwarlock
SFC2.net Gorn ARM

Mog · « **Reply #41 on:** April 26, 2003, 04:11:32 am »

You know, I hate Time Zone differences. Your 8AM is what in GMT please?

Its no biggy that you aren't available for a while. There's a little Nameless One called Maverick on the server. Just waiting for him to get some ship that he won't embarass himself to much in.

Oh and as for Thundercats, anyone seen Cheetarah. I fancy a cuddle

FPF_TraceyG · « **Reply #42 on:** April 26, 2003, 04:40:51 am »

gornrule · « **Reply #43 on:** April 26, 2003, 04:48:59 am »

3 hours ahead of GMT. Right now its 0550. Forum time is 0250. I'll be on in 2 hours from right now.

Gwarlock

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