Topic: Let's let the J'inn thread die.  (Read 4212 times)

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Laflin

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Re: Let's let the J'inn thread die.
« Reply #20 on: April 22, 2003, 01:39:56 pm »
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About time. Notice I've never ever posted on the thread in question.  




Ditto.  If I remember correctly a large portion of posts consisted of bumps, anyway.  

Dopler

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Re: Let's let the J'inn thread die.
« Reply #21 on: April 22, 2003, 01:48:39 pm »
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All I can say Kroma is that, like most Gorn, you have a lot of Center Hull!

Ravenstar  




I think you can count a swag of AFT hull boxes too...

<snicker>  




I'm guessing you haven't seen me since my recent trip to Green's Day Spa, where he personnelly administered my colonics:

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OMG what did I get myself into !!!!    No really , we can trust this guy I have been playing a game with these guys for over 2 yrs now..........Honey ?? ......Honey ???? hmmm ..maybe I shouldnt have shown her the picture ?
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Kroma_BaSyl

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Re: Let's let the J'inn thread die.
« Reply #22 on: April 22, 2003, 01:53:49 pm »
Did I forget to mention the PCI colonic adapter card for the new rig? It does come in a USB version if that feels better.

Dopler

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Re: Let's let the J'inn thread die.
« Reply #23 on: April 22, 2003, 01:56:05 pm »
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Did I forget to mention the PCI colonic adapter card for the new rig? It does come in a USB version if that feels better.  




Hmm ....checking order ......dont see it ..........Thankgod !

Green

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Re: Let's let the J'inn thread die.
« Reply #24 on: April 22, 2003, 05:19:31 pm »
 
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Tutu Boy

I'm guessing you haven't seen me since my recent trip to Green's Day Spa, where he personally administered my colonics





Yes, but was he smiling?




Ow ... that hurt ... [whispering] "you bastard" [/whisper]

Beers Saturday if you need 'em.
 
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Hondo_8

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Re: Let's let the J'inn thread die.
« Reply #25 on: April 22, 2003, 05:23:29 pm »
Well J'inn I hope every thing is alright, and/or works out fine for you. If you need a charecter whitness, give me a call. And as far as Laflin is concerend dont forget the squirels.



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KBF-Dogmatix

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Re: Let's let the J'inn thread die.
« Reply #26 on: April 22, 2003, 05:27:41 pm »
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Doggrumpix

I have actually only called J'inn a bastard one time and that was during AOTK when we were commiserating (emphasis on the misery) on MSN Messenger.






<reads> <faints>

Let?s put this in context.  At the time the Klingons were a tad grumpy about being gang banged on AoTK.  There I was preparing for Bible Study Class when MSN popped on.  Here?s the transcript (edited for a G rating):

Dogmatix: J?inn WHAT THE <bleep> I GOING ON!!  You had <bleep> well do something about those Vcs or I?ll fly to D.C. and shove a <bleep> so far up your <bleep> that you won?t be able to <bleep> for a <bleep>ing month!

J?inn: Hey!!  Those words and dirty words!  Tsk!  I?ll have you know that the Klingons are getting ganged up on because they failed to make the proper ?incentive? payment to me. Apparently the Feds and the Kitties are just a tad more organized than you guys.

Dogmatix: WHAT!! Why you <bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep> BASTARD <bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep>


So yes, I suppose it?s true. Dogmatix has only called me a bastard once. <snicker>




LIES! ALL LIES!  You..YOU...  <ahem>

Rarely have I seen such a misrepresenation of the facts of a given case.  You wouldn't be a lawyer by any chance, would you?  




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Dogannoydix

I'd like to see it go away just because it's annoying.






HAH!  You don?t know annoying.  But you will.  This weekend I will be in Phoenix. (Taking a look at some nice properties in Mexico *ahem*) Seriously, I will be there with Shopasaurus Rex.  I told her that I have a friend in Phoenix who will be more than happy to show her all the best malls.  Prepare to be annoyed.




Okay...now I'm skeered.  Look, if it will help avery this crisis, I'll call you a "bastard" every day for the rest of this week and agree to make ONE post in the thread in question.

Kroma_BaSyl

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Re: Let's let the J'inn thread die.
« Reply #27 on: April 22, 2003, 05:31:44 pm »
Wow! All I can say is "WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVE BIG LEGS!?!?!?!?!?!  <sobbing> you....you....bastard....and to think I gave you the best 2 1/2 minutes of my life.

Remember cigarettes are like cash in there and it is "Never trust a proctologist with both hands on your shoulders."

Gumby

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Re: Let's let the J'inn thread die.
« Reply #28 on: April 22, 2003, 05:53:10 pm »
 I think I'm gonna hurl.................


 You tell em J'inn!    

FatherTed

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Re: Let's let the J'inn thread die.
« Reply #29 on: April 22, 2003, 08:18:20 pm »
I'll hear your sins and absolve you, my son. One thing the Federales can't touch is the confessional.  

Karnak

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Re: Let's let the J'inn thread die.
« Reply #30 on: April 22, 2003, 08:53:50 pm »
Use the EEK, J'inn!!    

Goose

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Re: Let's let the J'inn thread die.
« Reply #31 on: April 23, 2003, 07:32:06 am »
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WHF is a swag?!!




(puts on intellectual reading glasses)

Swag: A large amount, copiously in excess, generously overabundant.

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 I see it has something to do with Tutu Boy?s rump




The Sultan of Cellulite.


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Erm, it depends on what happens later this week I?m afraid. <gulp> Still trying to figure out what the Sheriff meant by ?The sell toothbrushes at the drug store right across the street. Grab several.?




Beware of large men who call you "Bunkmuffin"


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 Seriously, I will be there with Shopasaurus Rex.  I told her that I have a friend in Phoenix who will be more than happy to show her all the best malls.




YOU GOT ONE TOO?!?!? RUN!

Run now and save your soul! I thought they were extinct. Now I realize they are merely hiding. Save yourself - it's too late for meeee.... (gets buried under credit card bills).


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 With every cloud a silver lining.  




If so how do they float up so high? And how can we catch it and melt it down? (need it for the credit card bills)


Seriously, J'inn  try hard to make it. I guarentee everyone will have a blast.

And bring that Scipio/Herr Bert/Kroma guy.

Ravenstar

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Re: Let's let the J'inn thread die.
« Reply #32 on: April 23, 2003, 10:04:50 am »
 
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Ravenstar

P.S. Guilty as charged for oh about the last month.





1.  Get a better lawyer.
2.  Please don&#8217;t use the &#8220;G&#8221; word right now. I&#8217;m a little jumpy.




 Sorry Jinn I will edit that to:

P.S. Innocent  as charged for oh about the last month.

Ravenstar

RP Off

May you turn out to be only a source of a minor point that needed to be triply verified.

Swag- Scientific Wild A** Guess as opposed to simply a
Wag- Wild A** Guess

Ravenstar  

Kroma_BaSyl

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Re: Let's let the J'inn thread die.
« Reply #33 on: April 23, 2003, 10:31:51 am »
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And bring that Scipio/Herr Bert/Kroma guy.




I am not Herr Butt!  
And I am much better looking than Scippy.

Maxillius

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Re: Let's let the J'inn thread die.
« Reply #34 on: April 23, 2003, 10:49:16 am »
Damn, J'inn... I mean... DAYAMMMM....  I hope everything gets sorted in your favor.

About THIS thread, I really was tired of seeing "J'inn, you bastard!!!" on the top of the list every friggin day.  It's much funnier to coax the Pins out of KRolling

On that note, off to bump THAT thread LOL

Dopler

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Re: Let's let the J'inn thread die.
« Reply #35 on: April 23, 2003, 04:45:43 pm »
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As for you Doppler, I tried to escape. Really I did. I?m afraid it?s to late for you. We are all doomed. Well maybe not me, I doubt there is internet access in the Lock Up.

Ah . . . With every cloud a silver lining.





Oh ____ing great you know your in trouble when Jinn takes pity on you !

Hey Jinn! Chin up bro the Grand Jury just wants to make you tell them things you swore not to after you passed your BAR exam

Oh by the by , a mans worst fear is seeing his wife across a table with a lawyer sitting next to her with a big smile.

 

J'inn

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Re: Let's let the J'inn thread die.
« Reply #36 on: April 23, 2003, 05:02:41 pm »
GREAT NEWS!!!!

I have been informed by the State's Attorney that the Grand Jury matter has nothing to do with:

1) White Collar crime   WHEW!

2) The IRS   WHEW!!

3) The SEC   DOUBLE WHEW!!

4) Or that whole thing that is simply refered to in the office as "The TexasGate Matter"   DARN!! A smelled some sweet fees there!


Actually, it has to do with something rather mundane.

Homcide in fact.  (How I get involved in this stuff is beyond me.  GF is still after me to write a book  LOL).

When I asked her why I had to be drug before a grand jury on something like this, she simply said:   "Sorry J'inn.  That's secret.  I can tell you this though.  It's Fluf's fault you're involved."


DAMN YOU FLUF!!!

 

Maxillius

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Re: Let's let the J'inn thread die.
« Reply #37 on: April 24, 2003, 12:23:35 am »
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GREAT NEWS!!!!

I have been informed by the State's Attorney that the Grand Jury matter has nothing to do with:

1) White Collar crime   WHEW!

2) The IRS   WHEW!!

3) The SEC   DOUBLE WHEW!!

4) Or that whole thing that is simply refered to in the office as "The TexasGate Matter"   DARN!! A smelled some sweet fees there!


Actually, it has to do with something rather mundane.

Homcide in fact.  (How I get involved in this stuff is beyond me.  GF is still after me to write a book  LOL).

When I asked her why I had to be drug before a grand jury on something like this, she simply said:   "Sorry J'inn.  That's secret.  I can tell you this though.  It's Fluf's fault you're involved."


DAMN YOU FLUF!!!

 




If she knows of Fluf, then she reads these forums, and therefore must have a name... hmmmm.... CURIOUS

Sten

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Re: Let's let the J'inn thread die.
« Reply #38 on: April 24, 2003, 03:18:47 pm »
Pssst. Jinn....Jinn Pssst

Hey you know when I was passing through town. I told you I didn't have time to stop to visit that wasn't exactly true.

I had to gas and go after a minor problem with a credit card and a convience store clerk.

Anyhow a little blood was spilt.

I am pretty sure our family lines are seperated by more than a few generations so they can't pin anything on you.

Oh Aunt Stella says high by the way.

Look do you want me to hold your half until after this all blows over or can you handle the delivery now. I have the package already to be delivered just say when.

Your cousin Sten several times removed.

PS . If they do pin anything on you please do not call I don't know you.

OOC How far back do you have the family tree plotted?
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