Topic: Dear Hondo (Read 21769 times)

Kroma_BaSyl · « **Reply #20 on:** April 29, 2003, 12:49:48 am »

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All the happily married guys are laughing at me right now, I know they are. You know why those happily married guys are laughing at me? I'll tell you. Your at work on a monday morning morning shooting the breeze with the guys, telling them about your weekend exploits, letting those Older guys live vicariously through your stories (so you think). They keep telling you how lucky you are being able to do what you do, and they say they would do the same if they were not married, and blah blah blah. Well those happily married guys are only egging you on couse they know you aint got the balls to commit, and they dont want you getting in on what they already know, they want to hog all the fun for themselves being happily married. I know this is true, couse if it aint why the hell do folks get married? Its a big conspiry to keep the bachalor stories circulating couse its good enternment. We all know this is true. Us bachalors have functional furniture, a couch that you can sleep on, a rug that has beer stains on it, Cds scattered about the bookcase, enough food in the fridge for half a day. Tolet paper that sits either on the floor, or on the comode. The only time we clean is when s woman is comming over. Those of us that have girl friends find our space being INVADED by tampons and wine. Rugs that match the curtians, Dishes washed, our dresser draws filled with the Non sexy underwear.

Married Men, have no control over the bedroom, just which side of the bed they sleep on. ( Notice thats all that matters). The furniture in the house matches, but the married man still retains His chair. The kitchen is stocked with food, and you have new plates and glasses. The married man has no need to keep calling his answering machine from work to make sure there are no incrimanating messages on the machine, the married man actuall can call his wife and have a short to the point converstaion, with out her getting bent out of shape becouse you did not have a converstaion. This woman has married you, and you have had time to break her in, and of course this means you have been brocken in, but Men like this, combfort is a valuable comodotity. Dating is very diffrent from marrage, Dating no matter how long, this woman has not commited to you, and that leaves a question mark about her, a marred woman has committed and has excepted you for you. None of those silly mind games, atleast none that you cant handle.

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ROTFLMAO......I don't even know where to begin.....

FPF_TraceyG · « **Reply #21 on:** April 29, 2003, 12:55:06 am »

Rejection lines
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women (and what they actually mean...)

10. I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in "Deliverance".)

9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (I don't want to do my Dad.)

8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes upon.)

7. My life is too complicated right now. (I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.)

6. I've got a boyfriend. (I prefer my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's.)

5. I don't date men where I work. (I wouldn't date you if you were in the same 'solar system', much less the same building.)

4. It's not you, it's me. (It's you.)

3. I'm concentrating on my career. (Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.)

2. I'm celibate. (I've sworn off only the men like you.)

1. Let's be friends. (I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with. It's that male perspective thing.)

Now the male perspective on the same issue:

Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men (and what they actually mean...)

10. I think of you as a sister. (You're ugly.)

9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (You're ugly.)

8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You're ugly.)

7. My life is too complicated right now. (You're ugly.)

6. I've got a girlfriend. (You're ugly.)

5. I don't date women where I work. (You're ugly.)

4. It's not you, it's me. (You're ugly.)

3. I'm concentrating on my career. (You're ugly.)

2. I'm celibate. (You're ugly.)

1. Let's be friends. (You're sinfully ugly.)

KOTH-Steel Claw · « **Reply #24 on:** April 29, 2003, 07:37:56 am »

10. I think of you as a sister. (You're ugly and we are not from West Virginia)

9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (You're ugly and you're old enough to be my grandma.)

8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You're ugly so it's doggystyle or not at all)

7. My life is too complicated right now. (You're ugly and I am already sleeping with 5 other women)

6. I've got a girlfriend. (You're uglier than she is.)

5. I don't date women where I work. (You're ugly and I am sleeping with the secretary and she is a hottie.)

4. It's not you, it's me. (I have standards.)

3. I'm concentrating on my career. (You're ugly and a loser.)

2. I'm celibate. (You're so ugly I would rather be gay.)

1. Let's be friends. (You're sinfully ugly and a priest wouldn't sleep with you.)

Maxillius · « **Reply #25 on:** April 29, 2003, 08:57:07 am »

people with girlfriends suck.

engaged people suck.

married people suck with a passion (damn, I'm starting to sound like Damaged)

why, do you ask?

I'm the sole recipient of "You're like a brother to me" from 9, count them 9 friggin girls. I'm too good of a friend, so good that I've kicked MY OWN ASS out of contention for a g/f.

damn... and this was one thing I told myself I wouldn't bring here...

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Maxillius · « **Reply #31 on:** April 29, 2003, 05:57:21 pm »

sux when your 'kill' goes and cheats cuz she's afraid you'll get mad at her if she says she doesn't want to be with you anymore...

FPF_TraceyG · « **Reply #37 on:** April 30, 2003, 12:06:43 pm »

By all means Ishmael, please continue... <snicker>

FPF_TraceyG · « **Reply #38 on:** April 30, 2003, 12:31:28 pm »

Well, absolutely everyone has missed the earlier subtlety I placed in a thread that despite giving Gwarlock a hint on how to find it, no one ever did. Men are just simply completely ignorant when it comes to subtleties.

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