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SSCF Hooch

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Have to say this
« on: April 11, 2003, 09:23:41 am »
D3 forums just ain't got the personalities or horse power that D2 has, I totally love this crowd. Well...except for Chutt, Fluf, J'inn and most all the other wicked Mirak.

Hell, I even like the SPQR folks.

Hooch  

Matsukasi

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Re: Have to say this
« Reply #1 on: April 11, 2003, 09:38:32 am »
Dear Hooch,

Bake us pies.

Love,

The Kzin
 

Karnak

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Re: Have to say this
« Reply #2 on: April 11, 2003, 10:27:00 am »
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D3 forums just ain't got the personalities or horse power that D2 has, I totally love this crowd. Well...except for Chutt, Fluf, J'inn and most all the other wicked Mirak.

Hell, I even like the SPQR folks.

Hooch  




"Please Hooch, not in front of the Klingons."  

Kroma_BaSyl

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Re: Have to say this
« Reply #3 on: April 11, 2003, 11:29:28 am »
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D3 forums just ain't got the personalities or horse power that D2 has, I totally love this crowd. Well...except for Chutt, Fluf, J'inn and most all the other wicked Mirak.

Hell, I even like the SPQR folks.

Hooch  



We love you too, hoochy pie.

XOXOXOX,
Kroma

Goose

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Re: Have to say this
« Reply #4 on: April 11, 2003, 11:37:00 am »
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Dear Hooch,

Bake us pies.

Love,

The Kzin
   




Yes, Yes! more Pies!

Just please take the bones out.

Pies shouldn't be crunchy.

KBF-Dogmatix

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Re: Have to say this
« Reply #5 on: April 11, 2003, 11:52:53 am »
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D3 forums just ain't got the personalities or horse power that D2 has, I totally love this crowd. Well...except for Chutt, Fluf, J'inn and most all the other wicked Mirak.

Hell, I even like the SPQR folks.

Hooch  




"Please Hooch, not in front of the Klingons."    





Yeah...not in front of us Klingon.  We hate that crap...






 

SSCF Hooch

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Re: Have to say this
« Reply #6 on: April 11, 2003, 12:06:50 pm »
Quote:

Dear Hooch,

Bake us pies.

Love,

The Kzin
   




You ain't gonna eat me are you?  

Gads, TraceyG has bigger stones than most men I know.    

SSCF Hooch

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Re: Have to say this
« Reply #7 on: April 11, 2003, 12:08:05 pm »
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D3 forums just ain't got the personalities or horse power that D2 has, I totally love this crowd. Well...except for Chutt, Fluf, J'inn and most all the other wicked Mirak.

Hell, I even like the SPQR folks.

Hooch  




"Please Hooch, not in front of the Klingons."    





Yeah...not in front of us Klingon.  We hate that crap...



 




Beat it hasbeen!  

Fluf

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Re: Have to say this
« Reply #8 on: April 11, 2003, 01:14:50 pm »
Hey Spandex Boy, you keep this crap up, everyone is gonna think you are going soft!

Except me, I already know you are a wuss!  

Laflin

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Re: Have to say this
« Reply #9 on: April 11, 2003, 01:24:28 pm »
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Hey Spandex Boy, you keep this crap up, everyone is gonna think you are going soft!

Except me, I already know you are a wuss!    




Fluffy whatchya expect from a member of the Federation Spaceship Club  - they wax their hulls and go to car shows during the summer...  
« Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 06:00:00 pm by Laflin »

KRolling

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Re: Have to say this
« Reply #10 on: April 11, 2003, 03:48:46 pm »
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You ain't gonna eat me are you?  

Gads, TraceyG has bigger stones than most men I know.    





OH MY WORD!!!!

Somebody is gonna get a BIG surprise when they.... OH MY WORD!!!!

IT'S THE CRYING GAME!!!!!

ACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<runs out holding mouth>

Matsukasi

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Re: Have to say this
« Reply #11 on: April 11, 2003, 03:58:27 pm »
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You ain't gonna eat me are you?  

Gads, TraceyG has bigger stones than most men I know.    





OH MY WORD!!!!

Somebody is gonna get a BIG surprise when they.... OH MY WORD!!!!

IT'S THE CRYING GAME!!!!!

ACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<runs out holding mouth>  




Are you SURE that's what you're holding?

: ducks :

KRolling

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Re: Have to say this
« Reply #12 on: April 11, 2003, 04:10:43 pm »
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Quote:

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You ain't gonna eat me are you?  

Gads, TraceyG has bigger stones than most men I know.    





OH MY WORD!!!!

Somebody is gonna get a BIG surprise when they.... OH MY WORD!!!!

IT'S THE CRYING GAME!!!!!

ACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<runs out holding mouth>  




Are you SURE that's what you're holding?

: ducks :  




<.... and a rolling pin!!!!>
<clotheslines Matsukasi before he can duck>

Green

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Re: Have to say this
« Reply #13 on: April 11, 2003, 07:37:54 pm »
Hey, HEy, HEY ... enough of this Hooch bashing crap.  

Now let's all kneel and help Hooch say his nightly prayers ...

Quote:

Dear God, Let me give you a list of just some of the things I must remember to be a good dog:

* I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it or after they throw it up.
* I will not roll on dead roms, gorn, lyrans, or klinks, just because I like the way they smell.
* I will not munch on "leftovers" in the kitty litter box; although they are tasty, they are not food.
* The diaper pail is not a cookie jar.
* The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.
* Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is not an acceptable way of saying 'hello' ... unless it is Tracey.
* I will not throw up in the starship.
* I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt across the carpet.
* I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch ... unless Kroma is the company.

 Amen




Sleep well Hooch.  
« Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 06:00:00 pm by Green »

FPF_TraceyG

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Re: Have to say this
« Reply #14 on: April 11, 2003, 07:50:28 pm »
Well, Hoochypoos, if you're feeling lonely and left out in the D3, there's always a place for you here..

And, the FPF would be more than happy to welcome you into our ranks, should you wish to fly with a D2 Fed fleet...

Kroma_BaSyl

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Re: Have to say this
« Reply #15 on: April 11, 2003, 08:33:42 pm »
Quote:

 I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch ... unless Kroma is the company.





Hah!!! I happen to have proof that it is in fact the Kzin that are corrupting Poochy not I.

How Hooch was led astray

 

SSCF Hooch

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Re: Have to say this
« Reply #16 on: April 11, 2003, 08:44:02 pm »
Quote:

Quote:

 I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch ... unless Kroma is the company.





Hah!!! I happen to have proof that it is in fact the Kzin that are corrupting Poochy not I.

How Hooch was led astray

 




BC Rich Warlock guitar...eeeeeuuuuuuu. I own a 72 Les Paul Custom now thats a man's instrument. Was that J'inn and Chutt doing my back ups?

Hooch, guitar stud

SSCF Hooch

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Re: Have to say this
« Reply #17 on: April 11, 2003, 08:45:26 pm »
Quote:

Hey Spandex Boy, you keep this crap up, everyone is gonna think you are going soft!

Except me, I already know you are a wuss!    




I got yer wuss right here pieboy...  

Kortez

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Re: Have to say this
« Reply #18 on: April 11, 2003, 09:07:08 pm »
Hooch, no matter where you are I pledge to blow you up over and over again.

I won't even be nice about it, ok?

Now you and Fluf get baking and deliver those pies or you're both smacktards!
 

Fluf

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Re: Have to say this
« Reply #19 on: April 11, 2003, 10:14:22 pm »
Well I have to agree with you their Hoochie boy, my 72 Les Paul Black Beauty Custom is the only guitar I will play.  It is a "Mans" instrument!  

Sandman

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Re: Have to say this
« Reply #20 on: April 11, 2003, 10:21:51 pm »
to any novice players viewing this thread:

Be calm, there is no flame war starting.. thats just an oven lighting off for the next "serious" server bake off..

we cook most anything... name the race and its been sampled..    And of course the with Feds and ISC its always a surprise.    Mutlipule species sharing power politically...A wierd concept to the  klingon but it seems to work..... after a fashion.  Hydran are an aquired taste though.  If you get gas easily you may want to aviod them.   Ever since a Lyran spontaniously cumbusted durring a confrence its been considered food to test courage over.

It ok, just enjoy the show!

Khemaraa Iron Hand
69th Black Mist*

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SSCF Hooch

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Re: Have to say this
« Reply #21 on: April 11, 2003, 11:33:45 pm »
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Well I have to agree with you their Hoochie boy, my 72 Les Paul Black Beauty Custom is the only guitar I will play.  It is a "Mans" instrument!    




Gads, my respect for you just went up my, oh... 100%, it was a -52%  

Lets form a band called Federaks

KATChuutRitt

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Re: Have to say this
« Reply #22 on: April 12, 2003, 01:20:09 am »
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Well I have to agree with you their Hoochie boy, my 72 Les Paul Black Beauty Custom is the only guitar I will play.  It is a "Mans" instrument!    




Gads, my respect for you just went up my, oh... 100%, it was a -52%  

Lets form a band called Federaks  




Oh that will go over like a .................

 

I can see the songlist now..........

1) Kzin Space Bad Times
2) Hex I'm Gonna Leave You
3) You Took Me
4) Dazed And Confused
5) Your Time Is Gonna Come (I Keep Praying)
6) Communication Breakdown
7) I Can't Hit You Chuut
8) How Many More Times (Are You Gonna Kill Me)

<Snicker>  

KOTH-Steel Claw

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Re: Have to say this
« Reply #23 on: April 12, 2003, 08:28:00 am »
Maybe it should be called Kzinfedels.  

Goose

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Re: Have to say this
« Reply #24 on: April 12, 2003, 08:54:36 am »
Need a drummer?

 

Matsukasi

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Re: Have to say this
« Reply #25 on: April 12, 2003, 11:33:37 am »
Wow, I got my hands on a bootleg copy of Hooch and Fluf, the early years!

 Enjoy!!

 

KBF-Dogmatix

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Re: Have to say this
« Reply #26 on: April 12, 2003, 11:43:34 am »
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D3 forums just ain't got the personalities or horse power that D2 has, I totally love this crowd. Well...except for Chutt, Fluf, J'inn and most all the other wicked Mirak.

Hell, I even like the SPQR folks.

Hooch  




"Please Hooch, not in front of the Klingons."    





Yeah...not in front of us Klingon.  We hate that crap...



 




Beat it hasbeen!    





Not bloodly likely, "Never was!"


 

Goose

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Re: Have to say this
« Reply #27 on: April 12, 2003, 11:58:15 am »
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Wow, I got my hands on a bootleg copy of Hooch and Fluf, the early years!

 Enjoy!!

 




Ouch!  That was painful.

TheMaverick

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Re: Have to say this
« Reply #28 on: April 12, 2003, 12:54:12 pm »
Quote:

Wow, I got my hands on a bootleg copy of Hooch and Fluf, the early years!

 Enjoy!!

 



Oh God that's terrible. Kill it please kill it.

Hooch your lyrics suck bro.

KRolling

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Re: Have to say this
« Reply #29 on: April 12, 2003, 01:16:48 pm »
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Wow, I got my hands on a bootleg copy of Hooch and Fluf, the early years!

 Enjoy!!

 




I was letting the page load, so I started reading other things..... I had my headphones on.... my volume was turned too far up and didn't know it.... the music started playing.... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! <shiver, chills!!> MAKE IT STOP!!!! CAN'T GET HEADPHONES OFF FAST ENOUGH!!!!....................finally found volume control............ found page down in task bar........ clicked on it and pulled up the page..................<GASP!!!>.......... WHERE'S THE X BUTTON!!!!!!

I will never be the same again!!
« Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 06:00:00 pm by KRolling »

SSCF_Paladin

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Re: Have to say this
« Reply #30 on: April 12, 2003, 03:29:07 pm »
*silence at the keyboard*

*blinks*

Umm, on second thought honey, I'll skip supper and start drinking now...

*blinks*

*closes eyes, puts hands over ears*

AAHHH!!   I CAN STILL HEAR IT!! I CAN STILL SEE IT!!

*bangs head off desk, falls on floor into fetal position, screaming*


______________________________________________________________
(literally fell off my chair laughing... it's okay though, everyone here still remembers the Led Zeppelin Immigrant Song day, when I coughed up beer all over the place)


PS.   BC Rich = the band Poison = strings across plywood, ugh

KBF-JD

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Re: Have to say this
« Reply #31 on: April 12, 2003, 04:46:18 pm »
Quote:

Wow, I got my hands on a bootleg copy of Hooch and Fluf, the early years!

 Enjoy!!

 




Ok, you did it.

There is really only one solution......

The moon has to go now.....

jd

 

Green

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Re: Have to say this
« Reply #32 on: April 12, 2003, 06:36:45 pm »
<snicker>

At least we know which one was the Flufster ...
   

Matsukasi

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Re: Have to say this
« Reply #33 on: April 12, 2003, 07:02:35 pm »
LOL

I was hoping someone would grab a screeny of that...hehehe

Vandemar Croup

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Re: Have to say this
« Reply #34 on: April 12, 2003, 09:16:32 pm »
They are SOOO cute. I love the song too. Thanks for bringing this wonderful thing our way, uh, whoever that was.....



and in that KRolling avatar, is that rolling pin battery operated, or what?
« Last Edit: April 12, 2003, 09:19:09 pm by Vandemar Croup »

Kieran Forester

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Re: Have to say this
« Reply #35 on: April 12, 2003, 09:24:02 pm »
I have only one thing to say to the Federales.

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Pie?

(Notice how the first letter of each word spells WIMP... take that, Hooch the Spandex Boy )

KATChuutRitt

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Re: Have to say this
« Reply #36 on: April 13, 2003, 02:22:36 am »
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and in that KRolling avatar, is that rolling pin battery operated, or what?




It does seem to give her lots of pleasure so my guess would be yes....

Incoming <ducks>

TheMaverick

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Re: Have to say this
« Reply #37 on: April 13, 2003, 02:25:25 am »
Oh sweet mother he didn't just.... Oh my no... It couldn't be so... *runs for life in fear of atomic pin*

TheMaverick

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Re: Have to say this
« Reply #38 on: April 13, 2003, 02:27:08 am »
Excuse Chuut he is a Bartender and it's late at night you figure it out.... (I'm looking out for ya Chuut I believe KRolling may just come after you for that one) *snicker*

Edit: Hmm he may be buzzed or what not but I'm just stupid had to fix a lil typing error here....
« Last Edit: April 13, 2003, 02:30:26 am by TheMaverick »

KRolling

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Re: Have to say this
« Reply #39 on: April 13, 2003, 06:55:00 am »
Quote:

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and in that KRolling avatar, is that rolling pin battery operated, or what?




It does seem to give her lots of pleasure so my guess would be yes....

Incoming <ducks>  





I have absolutely no need for batteries, dears..... However, I do have a couple of "powered" rolling pins for the two of you!!!

<throws two highly charged "Battery Integrated Rolling Pins", also known as BIRP, into the air to find there targets>

KATChuutRitt

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Re: Have to say this
« Reply #40 on: April 13, 2003, 09:26:03 am »
Unfortunatly for Kim the pins land in her munitions stockpile and start a rolling pendulum effect which she is caught in the middle of <thunk> <thwap> <whack> <smack> <krack>

And justice was served in a most ironic manner..........

Maxillius

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Re: Have to say this
« Reply #41 on: April 13, 2003, 10:11:56 am »
She's right, you know, she doesn't need batteries.  All her pins plug into the wall!!!

KRolling

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Re: Have to say this
« Reply #42 on: April 13, 2003, 01:52:49 pm »
All right...... I don't know how this could get any worse, so.....

You have to remember, I'm married to a ROLLING PIN!!!! <snicker>

 

TheMaverick

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Re: Have to say this
« Reply #43 on: April 13, 2003, 02:01:17 pm »
Oh come on now... Poor me

KATChuutRitt

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Re: Have to say this
« Reply #44 on: April 13, 2003, 04:27:53 pm »
Quote:

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Well I have to agree with you their Hoochie boy, my 72 Les Paul Black Beauty Custom is the only guitar I will play.  It is a "Mans" instrument!    




Gads, my respect for you just went up my, oh... 100%, it was a -52%  

Lets form a band called Federaks  




I think I just found your lead guitarist

   

Maxillius

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Re: Have to say this
« Reply #45 on: April 13, 2003, 11:42:34 pm »
Quote:

All right...... I don't know how this could get any worse, so.....

You have to remember, I'm married to a ROLLING PIN!!!! <snicker>

 





errrrm.... and by pins I mean the uhhh... things at the end of electrical cords from your uhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmm..... COMPUTER EQUIPMENT, yes, computer equipment <whew>  

FPF_TraceyG

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Re: Have to say this
« Reply #46 on: April 14, 2003, 02:02:23 am »
Quote:

All right...... I don't know how this could get any worse, so.....

You have to remember, I'm married to a ROLLING PIN!!!! <snicker>

 




Does your husband know this??  

KRolling

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Re: Have to say this
« Reply #47 on: April 14, 2003, 05:55:29 am »
He is all too aware of it!!  

NuclearWessels

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Re: Have to say this
« Reply #48 on: April 15, 2003, 06:52:31 pm »
Quote:

Wow, I got my hands on a bootleg copy of Hooch and Fluf, the early years!

 Enjoy!!

 




Gotta bump, just cuz WE LIKE THA MOOOOOOON

I woke up with that stuck in my head this morning - REVENGE WILL BE HAD!

dave
 

KRolling

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Re: Have to say this
« Reply #49 on: April 15, 2003, 08:53:42 pm »
What a nightmare to wake up to that one!!!

I am so sorry!!!

Matsukasi

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Re: Have to say this
« Reply #50 on: April 15, 2003, 09:23:30 pm »
Quote:

What a nightmare to wake up to that one!!!

I am so sorry!!!  




I'm not.....muahahahahahahaha

Revenge is MINE, EVIL one!!!!

AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAA..... hack.....cough.....

Sorry..... choked on my own vileness there. Now I understand how you and J'inn feel, Dave!

 

: ducks :

Damaged

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Re: Have to say this
« Reply #51 on: April 15, 2003, 11:22:58 pm »
Quote:

Quote:

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 I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch ... unless Kroma is the company.





Hah!!! I happen to have proof that it is in fact the Kzin that are corrupting Poochy not I.

How Hooch was led astray

 




BC Rich Warlock guitar...eeeeeuuuuuuu. I own a 72 Les Paul Custom now thats a man's instrument. Was that J'inn and Chutt doing my back ups?

Hooch, guitar stud  




ROFLMAO, Kroma you rule! But he's right, there's no way that's a Warlock on that track... and whatever it is, it ain't a vintage Telecaster or Les Paul either...

Hooch I have a 76 P-Bass I've done hundreds of gigs on but won't take out of the house anymore...  

and Fluf,


Quote:

Wow, I got my hands on a bootleg copy of Hooch and Fluf, the early years!

Enjoy!!






is J'inn going to represent you when Adam Sandler's lawyers come knocking at your door?  

D6
 

Kroma_BaSyl

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Re: Have to say this
« Reply #52 on: April 23, 2003, 02:01:52 pm »
Quote:

Quote:

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 I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch ... unless Kroma is the company.





Hah!!! I happen to have proof that it is in fact the Kzin that are corrupting Poochy not I.

How Hooch was led astray

 




BC Rich Warlock guitar...eeeeeuuuuuuu. I own a 72 Les Paul Custom now thats a man's instrument. Was that J'inn and Chutt doing my back ups?

Hooch, guitar stud  




Hooch, check this baby out, unless you are a Intel fanboy.

For Sale on eBay

 

SghnDubh

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Re: Have to say this
« Reply #53 on: April 23, 2003, 04:55:21 pm »
Quote:

D3 forums just ain't got the personalities or horse power that D2 has, I totally love this crowd. Well...except for Chutt, Fluf, J'inn and most all the other wicked Mirak.

Hell, I even like the SPQR folks.

Hooch  





I take accepshun to this remark. I too got horsepower. My jeeps got a 383 n'll kick yer butt, man, once its off its blocks. Gotta go comb my mullet now. Oh yeah and hooch is what all us drink, not a right name, boy.