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Quote:Quote:Quote:Oh yeah!! Here's one for you too, Matsukasi!!!<throws special "homed" rolling pin> Less lip, more pie baking, woman.....** THWAP **...grumble... What, is Fluf here now?
Quote:Quote:Oh yeah!! Here's one for you too, Matsukasi!!!<throws special "homed" rolling pin> Less lip, more pie baking, woman.....** THWAP **...grumble...
Quote:Oh yeah!! Here's one for you too, Matsukasi!!!<throws special "homed" rolling pin>
Quote:Quote:You're assuming several things...1. I was dumb enough to decloak within range 50 of the fleet2. I decloaked in front of you3. I survived the initial phaser barrage You'd never see my back, cuz this Romulan will let go the only volley of type R plasma to ever come out of a WB+ before that 5000 hit point barrage hits. Too bad all 3 torpedoes hit separate shields on that expertly piloted CCZ Are you using SFC2 cloak or SFC3 cloak, hehe. Cuz we can seeeee you. "Hey, everybody!! Say hi to Max!!"That's ok, we go find some Feds to BBQ. Fleet tractor pulls WB so they can help roast the Feds.
Quote:You're assuming several things...1. I was dumb enough to decloak within range 50 of the fleet2. I decloaked in front of you3. I survived the initial phaser barrage You'd never see my back, cuz this Romulan will let go the only volley of type R plasma to ever come out of a WB+ before that 5000 hit point barrage hits. Too bad all 3 torpedoes hit separate shields on that expertly piloted CCZ
Quote: Quote:Fleet tractor pulls WB so they can help roast the Feds I'm sure the Feds are terrified of that infamous ISC tractor beam of your Karnak..... You owe me one Hooch
Quote:Fleet tractor pulls WB so they can help roast the Feds
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Quote:Hey Barney Fife,I'm not the one conducting full cavity strip searches in Gorn space......
Quote:Quote: Quote:Fleet tractor pulls WB so they can help roast the Feds I'm sure the Feds are terrified of that infamous ISC tractor beam of your Karnak..... You owe me one Hooch Durn, we just got busted. Sorry, Max. We got to go find a new gig.Oh well, I guess we will just have to go milk cows, hoe the fields and scathe the wheatfields.
Quote:Quote:Keep it up and you might score more than the Bengals Oh man, that's low....Not quite as low as your pants whenever Kroma's around.... but low...
Quote:Keep it up and you might score more than the Bengals
Quote:Quote:Quote:Quote:Oh yeah!! Here's one for you too, Matsukasi!!!<throws special "homed" rolling pin> Less lip, more pie baking, woman.....** THWAP **...grumble... What, is Fluf here now? Yes Kortez I can see the Pie maker Kzin now Well since your here Fluf go make me a pie!!!!
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Quote:Quote:Did someone mention Ken Griffey Jr.?: beams back up to CCX and runs at speed 31 : I hate you. I hope Nomar slips in the shower and takes Pedro out along with himself.: launches speed 40 petrified donuts :
Quote:Quote:Quote:Did someone mention Ken Griffey Jr.?: beams back up to CCX and runs at speed 31 : I hate you. I hope Nomar slips in the shower and takes Pedro out along with himself.: launches speed 40 petrified donuts : How dare you!!!You have invoked the ire of the few, the proud. The Red Sox fans.And for that, well...<rp on>The Little Paradise finds Matsukasi's starship in deep space. Julin's 4 bodies stand addressing his elite marine unit, the "Jello Wrestlers", in the transporter room. One of him carries what looks suspiciously like a toolchest, a second one, a set of "Rolling Pins"."Ladies, you have a special mission. Take out Matsukasi. Not with phasers, but with these." And the Julin with the toolbox opens it up, exposing a set of claw hammers."He shall sing soprano for the remainder of his days, Admiral." The Korvillar Marine Commander says, confirming the balance of her claw hammer when swung, claw first, at a location directly below the belt buckle.Julin nods in agreement. "Good. Now, we only want Matsukasi the blasphemer down. For the remainder of his crew, usage of these..." Julin motions at the rolling pins, "shall be acceptable. Notice the tag, 'From KRolling with love'. Use them well, ladies."All the marines in the unit smirk, and only the leader is heard to speak. "We shall Admiral, we shall."Activating the comm, Julin speaks one last line. "Dareau, lower their shields forcefully. Matsukasi's about to have visitors..."As the ladies beam over, Julin thinks "Thank god for the Federation. Without them, we wouldn't have the tools necessary for this specialized operation."<rp off>
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