Topic: Tracey's Taking a break guys, I think its time we............ (Read 12671 times)

KATChuutRitt · « **on:** April 08, 2003, 03:28:16 am »

have a good old fashioned Flame War!!!!

Oh where to start?

Kroma had Barney the Purple Dinosaur as his Prom date........

Hooch gets his fleet intel from Iraq.........

Scipio drinks American made scotch, unless of course he is drinking something French......

Gwarlock listens to Puff Daddy and other gangsta rap......

Dizzy, on the other hand loves to listen to the Backstreet Boys and Barry Manilow.....

Father Ted uses grape juice during communion.....

Drall has applied for US citizenship because he's tired of speaking French so much......

Hondo's nurses are male.....

Agave is a Browns fan......

Mog thinks the English should change to using the name soccer, so as not to be confused with the NFL Europe.....

Die Hard likes to watch cricket matches on satellite tv......

Oh boy just getting warmed up, without Tracey being on the forums to reign me in ( See here ), I could go on forever. No more female interfering with a good old flame war............now who have I forgotten........... <ducks rolling pin thrown from afar> ......Oh hi Kim, no nothing to see here <runs from forums muttering about female flamethread radar>

TheMaverick · « **Reply #1 on:** April 08, 2003, 04:36:15 am »

Quote:

Scipio drinks American made scotch, unless of course he is drinking something French......

You bastard Scippy!

KRolling · « **Reply #3 on:** April 08, 2003, 08:10:27 am »

I have placed a homing device in a special rolling pin, just for you Chutty!!

KATChuutRitt · « **Reply #4 on:** April 08, 2003, 08:45:44 am »

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;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; WHAM!!!!!

OUCH!!!!!!

Now where did I put that Helmet?

KRolling · « **Reply #5 on:** April 08, 2003, 10:06:46 am »

Matsukasi · « **Reply #6 on:** April 08, 2003, 10:13:22 am »

Hey Chuut,

How's that cheap, discount blended scotch working for ya?

: ducks :

SSCF_Paladin · « **Reply #7 on:** April 08, 2003, 10:16:51 am »

Now you've done it... she looks nasty with that pin.

Kim, what's the story behind that anyway? I'm dying to know.

Oh yeah, this is a flame thread... guess I have to insult someone. Hmm... *looks around, then at himself* Part of combat experience is knowing when to take that excuse for a shovel and dig as far down as you can - think the shrapnels' going to be fierce.

*jumps into hole and covers head with coffee can*

"If you find yourself in a fair fight, you didn't plan your operation properly..."

KRolling · « **Reply #8 on:** April 08, 2003, 10:17:47 am »

Oh yeah!! Here's one for you too, Matsukasi!!!

<throws special "homed" rolling pin>

Hondo_8 · « **Reply #9 on:** April 08, 2003, 10:36:29 am »

rpon/
*Hondo stands on stage in a warehouse in southern Detroite, a DJ is ready to spin behind him for this Lyracal Battle*

Chuut wants a flame war well I'll give him a flame war....He made the mistake of being soft in his opening blow, but Not I. Chuut as many of you might not know is a bartender for a Disco club where his best tippers are men in leather jump siutes. This is how he supports his crack addiction, and also when he is not shooting herion between his toes he is does a side show at the state fairs, called Geeky Freeks. Chuut has had a Mouse surgically implanted in his right hand and a sports BRO on to keep his Male Breasts from slapping the key board when he types. Chuut would have you all belive that he is a nice guy, but I know that he is a disgrunteled Ex-photographer for Enquirer who got cought Doctoring photos and now lurks forums posting pictures to uphold his self deception he is still working as a photographer. Did I also mention Chuut is married? He is......to his left hand. They both have rings........... all in all Chuut is a hell of a guy, and if you love chuut like I love him you will send him razors so that he can have two eyebrows once agin.

*Hondo hands the Mic too Chuut and awaits the comeback*

rp off/

yes Yes I just saw 8 Miles hehehehe

Dopler · « **Reply #10 on:** April 08, 2003, 01:37:03 pm »

Hooch is stupid ! If he were smart like me he would get his intel striaght from the Iraqi Minister of Information.

Gumby · « **Reply #12 on:** April 08, 2003, 01:50:08 pm »

I guess being new and low key has its advantages............

Actually, I guess this would be a little more low key......... On an old BBS in Seattle they used to call me The Noctilucent

gornrule · « **Reply #13 on:** April 08, 2003, 04:44:42 pm »

In a related news story, P Diddy was arrested yesterday for attempting to steal 500 pairs of jeans from a NY Gap store. P Diddy explained that he wasn't stealing them, he was only sampling them.

Karnak · « **Reply #14 on:** April 08, 2003, 05:04:13 pm »

*Imperial March for Empire Strikes Back playing*

Wide-pad slow view of ISC CCZ's underside slips out of view only to reveal hundreds and hundreds of Frog CAs, CLs, CVLs covering space as far as the eye can see. Hordes of Caveat IIIs swarm between the ships screeching all over the place.

A cloud of rolling pins disappearing is a sudden flash of Caveat gatling fire.

All ships are now position for the flame war.

gornrule · « **Reply #15 on:** April 08, 2003, 06:06:56 pm »

<looks for book among many ancient tomes>
<finds huge book, dusts it off, and opens to first page>

<clears throat>

Flame War you say? Well, what's a flame war without some insults? I'll hurl the first couple at Chuut, but don't worry, everyone should get at least ONE tossed at 'em.

Chuut,

I've seen people like you before.... but I had to pay an admission.

Save your breath....you'll need it to blow up your date.

I heard you were a ladykiller. One look from you and they die of shock!

I heard you changed your mind. So, what did you do with the diaper?

They say opposites attract..... so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.

<cracks bottle open, waits for response>

Gwarlock aka Sir Not Appearing In This Thread

gornrule · « **Reply #16 on:** April 08, 2003, 07:05:15 pm »

OK, noone is taking the bait. Switch tacks and try again.

Unnamed Race #1- mostly noobs, don't care a whit for teamplay, almost exclusively missile reliant.

Unnamed Race #2 - see above, but in red letters, suffer from bahtlef envy.

Unnamed Race #3 - 'Look at our numbers! We're too hard to play!'

Unnamed Race #4 - If you mess with the fighters I'M NOT PLAYIN!

Unnamed Race #5 - Seems Pretty Queer, Really.

Unnamed Race #6 - No [censored]! S'CIPIO'S in charge?!?!

Unnamed Race #7 - It's not our fault we run 2 min missions DEAL WITH IT!

Unnamed Race #8 - We're technologically superior! It's not fair if we don't win!

You roustabout scallywags! <slaps with glove> Defend yourself on the field of honor, sir. Or for that matter, the Battlezone server would do nicely.

Gwarlock the Instigator

Kroma_BaSyl · « **Reply #17 on:** April 08, 2003, 07:34:53 pm »

I would respond but I am to afraid that you will put me back out on the street again, pimp that you are.

Green · « **Reply #18 on:** April 08, 2003, 08:11:42 pm »

Kromo's a Rom???

gornrule · « **Reply #19 on:** April 08, 2003, 08:26:40 pm »

In light of your services (ahem) to my evil empire, I hereby promote you to Executive Assistant to the Vice Pimp In Charge of Wardrobe Design and Manufacture. Congratulations! You're now also responsible for bringing the Feds cheese, so they can have something with their whine. Yuk Yuk Yuk!

P.S. Chuut's glasses are so thick, he can look at a map and see people wavin'!

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