Topic: Super Secret Informaiton Straight From The Collective!!! (Read 9239 times)

Aenigma · « **Reply #20 on:** April 14, 2003, 12:24:44 pm »

<Aenigma and Cirius plan revenge on the Queen, because they had to run like silly cats>

<their equipment is composed of this special weapon, a survival kit or two, two medkits, and their sidearm disruptors, and some other secret weapon.....the portable plasma launcher>

Aenigma

Tulmahk · « **Reply #21 on:** April 18, 2003, 09:35:52 pm »

*BUMP*

The Romulan 'Coalition of the Willing' is currently hunting The Queen, as she/he/it is the head of a dying regime.

Here is a memory-aid to help you recognize him/her/it when you see him/her/it:

And no, that isn't Grounds-Keeper Willy!

If you ever see this person, throw a Killian Red at him/her/it to keep him/her/it busy while you get away to inform Coalition forces. Do not try to apprehend him/her/it yourself! You risk assimilation if you do!

Storvick · « **Reply #22 on:** April 18, 2003, 10:42:51 pm »

*turns the Excalibur around to face the Borg Queen*

Lt. fire all anti-borg weapons now and after ya kill him/her/it contact the Coalition and tell them the job is done.

SghnDubh · « **Reply #23 on:** April 19, 2003, 12:24:59 am »

Remind me never to post my image, anywhere, ever again.

Tulmahk · « **Reply #24 on:** April 19, 2003, 02:48:02 am »

^Whew! Finally noticed! Mission accomplished.

Of course, I'm about to get assimilated for my trouble. Oh, well. Individuality is overrated anyway...

KRolling · « **Reply #25 on:** April 21, 2003, 06:09:19 am »

My poor Rolling Pin!!!! Everybody wants it....

mbday · « **Reply #26 on:** April 21, 2003, 06:50:15 am »

Kim do not worry you know that the SSCF command staff and you are the only ones that know how to build the KRolling Rolling Pin. Also you are the only one out side the command staff that knows how to use it..........
As for the Roms that think they stole it wait till they try and use it. That little add on I had you place on it will take care of any problems.......

Julin Eurthyr · « **Reply #27 on:** April 21, 2003, 03:13:21 pm »

Quote:

<Aenigma and Cirius are analyzing the data and they see this peculiar weapon>

<Aenigma and Cirius plan revenge on the Queen, because they had to run like silly cats>

<their equipment is composed of this special weapon, a survival kit or two, two medkits, and their sidearm disruptors, and some other secret weapon.....the portable plasma launcher>

Aenigma

center compartment, Cube designated Little Paradise
Julin, officially known as drones 16,17,18 & 20 of 673, views an intercepted copy of Aenigma's plans. He quickly recognizes the weapon selected. The dreaded rolling pin.

Using the awesome communications ability of the Collective, Julin advises SignDubh, along with the collective, about the only defense to the infamous Rolling Pin. With that having been given, and the Borg's personal force fields updated, Julin feels relieved that no Borg shall feel the awesome pain inflicetd by the most dreaded of galactic weapons.

He just warns about that sneaky plasma launcher, as he has never seen that in his 150+ year existance...

Suddenly, and almost without warning, Julin orders the crew of his cube to attack and assimilate the nearest Romulan vessel. He needs their cloaking device to investigate deep in Federation space, to seek out and investigate one of the worst torture chambers known to intergalactic space (if anybody was ever taken there...

), the ultra secret location of the laboratory that designs and manufacturers the worst weapon in the galaxy, feared even more than PPDs and Pl-R torpedoes. The KRolling Pin laboratory...

Alexander1701 · « **Reply #28 on:** April 21, 2003, 05:15:06 pm »

--Abord the RIS Bucephalus--

'Centurian! Borg Cube approaching, bearing 153 mark 4!'

'R! C! SSSSSSSSSSSSS! CLICK LEFT!'

'Probe launch!

'C!'

'it's on top of us! Oh My God! tractor beam!'

'ROLL MOUSE WHEEL, Z!'

'It's bording us!'

'What?? on the Dyna?? IMPOSSIBLE!'
'Drones on decks 4, 7, and 19'

'WE ARE THE BORG. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. TULMAHK'S INFERIOR CLOAKING SKILLS HAVE TAUGHT US TO BEAT THE CLOAK. INVISIBILITY IS FUTILE. YOU WILL HAND OVER THE KROLLING PIN AND BE ASSIMILATED'

'Er... don't you mean OR be assimilated?'

'negative'

'...well, in that case, Z!'

'Captain, what do we do? We aren't equipped with a KRolling pin!'
'Wait... I have it! They boarded us! That means we're either off the Dyna, or there's a bug. Either way, we can use Alternate Leavign Technology - Factor 4'

'Acknowledged. Activating the ALT-F4'

'Open a channel, we'd better inform Aenigma'

Storvick · « **Reply #29 on:** April 21, 2003, 09:38:37 pm »

"Sir we are intersecpting a message from a Romulan ship."

"On screen."

Storvick saw the Romulan ship being attacked by a Borg Cube.

'Red Alert all hands to Battlestations. Inform the Romulan vessel we are on our way."

The Excalibur jumped to Red Alert while deploying the new torps that will punch through a Borg Hull like paper.

Suiric · « **Reply #30 on:** April 22, 2003, 09:53:20 am »

Cirius departs from Aenigma who is about to be beamed back to his Warbird.
They have split the supplies stolen, and Cirius is refitting the federation shuttle to include Klingon technology stolen during his days as a Tal Shiar operative inside the empire.
So Cirius took off in the suped-up federation shuttle, overloaded ion cannons, a copy of the KRolling pin weapon system, cloaking device, Plasma torpedoes, and the new federation anti borg quantum-isolitic torps.
All being powered by the shuttle's warpcore that when rigged by a Romulan has increased efficiency by 1600%.
<Cirius hopes for the Empire's sake that he makes it back to Romulus in time to warn of the borg and their stolen technology advances.>

Storvick · « **Reply #31 on:** April 22, 2003, 02:48:14 pm »

"Sir we are picking up a stolen Federation shuttlecraft."

"Lock a tractor on it"

Storvick watched as a Tractorbeam locked onto the shuttle.

"Turn tractor settings up to full and fire a few phaser shots at the shuttle"

The Excalibur fired its phasers causeing the shuttle to rock.

"Sir we are doing very little damage to it."

"Lt. arm the secert Romulan weapon that we stole along with getting the cloaking device ready to go"

Aenigma · « **Reply #32 on:** April 22, 2003, 03:10:51 pm »

<Aenigma receives the hail by captain Alexander>

AE: This is Aenigma, what is it captain Alexander? Having trouble with the Borg again? They never learn. I'm on my way.

AE: Helm, set course for the last-known position of the Borg Cube.

GI: Aye sir, course laid in sir.

AE: Oh and lieutenant Trevok, see if you can equip the KRolling pin heavy assault weapon please, we might need it.

TR: Yes sir, affirmative sir.

<The RIS Rex Aureus warps towards the Cube... ETA 25 hours>

Aenigma

Suiric · « **Reply #33 on:** April 23, 2003, 07:47:56 am »

Sigh, caught in another predicament, Cirius has to contact Aenigma.
<I hate always having to do that. >
However Aenigma was still close as he was able to warp back into the sector.
After decloaking behind the Federation vessel, the shuttle was released from the tractor, as the Fed warped out.
Schematics were exchanged Aenigma's Warbird now is refitted with both ion cannons and the new quantum-isolitic torps(if need be)
Aenigma warps out to save another fellow Rom, Alexander.
Cirius is staying on board for safety reasons, he willl wait to be dropped off near his own ship.

Tulmahk · « **Reply #34 on:** April 07, 2003, 11:06:54 pm »

Many Bothans have died to bring this information to you!

The Tal Shiar intentionally allowed some of their operatives to be assimilated (just like on Voyager!!!), with super secret technology that would allow only a superficial assimilation, so they could conduct their evil Tal Shiar plans (just like on Voyager!!!).

Having situated themselves into the Collective, they sent out anamylous readings certain to attract the attention of....

THE BORG QUEEN SGHNDUBH (Just like on Voyager!!!) catching him/her/it as he/she/it was just logging off his/her/its Mac Classic, having registered for these very fora (just like on Voyager!!!). And we all know that CAN'T be good!

Quickly, they took a holo-reading of the fearsome monstrous leader of the Borg, and quickly shot it out into space just before they were detected and QueenSghnDubh ripped them to shreds with his/her/its bare, cybernetic hands!!!

Well, the holo-cartrigde was picked up by the waiting cloaked Romulan ship the Khaeus'Khenn (Captained by yours truly). If only I had known then what I know now, I would never have plugged that holo-cartridge into my ship's holodeck, such a horrific vision did it reveal!!!

So here, I give you this holoimage from the very heart of the Collective itself:

QUEEN SGHNDUBH!!!

Just... like... on... Voyager!

Aenigma · « **Reply #35 on:** April 08, 2003, 12:46:56 am »

Run for the HIlls!

Aenigma

Suiric · « **Reply #36 on:** April 08, 2003, 10:55:22 am »

Bloodfury · « **Reply #37 on:** April 08, 2003, 11:45:30 am »

Years at the Academy never prepared me for terror such as this....whimper whimper

Captain KoraH · « **Reply #38 on:** April 08, 2003, 12:30:27 pm »

Enough to make a tall and proud warrior shriek like a little girl and wet his pants!

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