Topic: Super Secret Informaiton Straight From The Collective!!! (Read 9240 times)

Tulmahk · « **on:** April 07, 2003, 11:06:54 pm »

Many Bothans have died to bring this information to you!

The Tal Shiar intentionally allowed some of their operatives to be assimilated (just like on Voyager!!!), with super secret technology that would allow only a superficial assimilation, so they could conduct their evil Tal Shiar plans (just like on Voyager!!!).

Having situated themselves into the Collective, they sent out anamylous readings certain to attract the attention of....

THE BORG QUEEN SGHNDUBH (Just like on Voyager!!!) catching him/her/it as he/she/it was just logging off his/her/its Mac Classic, having registered for these very fora (just like on Voyager!!!). And we all know that CAN'T be good!

Quickly, they took a holo-reading of the fearsome monstrous leader of the Borg, and quickly shot it out into space just before they were detected and QueenSghnDubh ripped them to shreds with his/her/its bare, cybernetic hands!!!

Well, the holo-cartrigde was picked up by the waiting cloaked Romulan ship the Khaeus'Khenn (Captained by yours truly). If only I had known then what I know now, I would never have plugged that holo-cartridge into my ship's holodeck, such a horrific vision did it reveal!!!

So here, I give you this holoimage from the very heart of the Collective itself:

QUEEN SGHNDUBH!!!

Just... like... on... Voyager!

Aenigma · « **Reply #1 on:** April 08, 2003, 12:46:56 am »

Run for the HIlls!

Aenigma

Suiric · « **Reply #2 on:** April 08, 2003, 10:55:22 am »

Bloodfury · « **Reply #3 on:** April 08, 2003, 11:45:30 am »

Years at the Academy never prepared me for terror such as this....whimper whimper

Captain KoraH · « **Reply #4 on:** April 08, 2003, 12:30:27 pm »

Enough to make a tall and proud warrior shriek like a little girl and wet his pants!

Ryker · « **Reply #5 on:** April 08, 2003, 01:05:14 pm »

Quote:

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JESUS H. CHRIST- RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Im going to be having flashbacks from this now....

Aenigma · « **Reply #6 on:** April 08, 2003, 01:07:54 pm »

Aenigma

kTar · « **Reply #7 on:** April 08, 2003, 02:08:24 pm »

PHWOARRRR! you've just made am old Gorn very happy

Tulmahk · « **Reply #8 on:** April 08, 2003, 05:33:30 pm »

Aenigma, your chart makes for an easy reference to this terrible, terrible event! Good work! (and funny as hell!)

Storvick · « **Reply #9 on:** April 08, 2003, 06:48:35 pm »

I say all races should form an allaince to rid ourselves of this threat. Is holding the meetings in the VIP room of the USS Excalibur for those wanting to attend. Sorry no Borg aollowed.

Tulmahk · « **Reply #10 on:** April 08, 2003, 10:43:09 pm »

^Uh, oh. Looks like the Queen is in trouble!

Tulmahk · « **Reply #11 on:** April 11, 2003, 12:15:00 am »

*BUMP*

Waiting for the Queen his/her/its self to take notice of this thread...

Suiric · « **Reply #12 on:** April 11, 2003, 11:48:12 am »

KRolling · « **Reply #13 on:** April 11, 2003, 04:33:38 pm »

ROFL!!! TOO FUNNY!!!

ghostcamel · « **Reply #14 on:** April 11, 2003, 08:35:57 pm »

FSCKING LOL

Storvick · « **Reply #15 on:** April 11, 2003, 09:41:38 pm »

(Wonders what Starfleet would say if he helped his Romulan Cuz. out by beaming them up and letting them borrow a shuttlecraft)

Aenigma · « **Reply #16 on:** April 13, 2003, 03:52:17 pm »

<still running for the Queen>

Aenigma

Storvick · « **Reply #17 on:** April 13, 2003, 05:13:14 pm »

*beams up those running from the Borg Queen and escorts them to safety before haveing the Excalibur turn around and arm its anti-borg weapons*

Stormchsr043 · « **Reply #18 on:** April 13, 2003, 09:05:16 pm »

OK... How on earth did you get a picture of my ex?!?

Suiric · « **Reply #19 on:** April 14, 2003, 10:15:24 am »

With a grin the size of Remus the two romulans nodded and expressed their gratefullness for the rescue. Neither Romulan would be true to character however if they didnt promptly steal the shuttlecraft along with some of the new documents detailing Federation technological advances in weaponry to use against the borg.

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