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FPF_TraceyG

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Some enticement to get the Feds back on DOE
« on: April 01, 2003, 02:15:56 pm »
Well, fellow Alliance members, DOE is looking bad for us. The Feds in particular are having a tough time of it, and it seems like I'm the only one on the server at times. So, we need to do something fast, we only have a few days left.
So, I'm going to make the supreme sacrifice and offer a reward for any Fed or Gorn player that reaches 100,000 prestige by the end of the campaign. For one night only, I will spend the evening with the lucky Fed or Gorn, on a borrowed friend's webcam, wearing just my birthday suit. Yes, thats right, I'll do a strip, right down to nothing, for any Fed that can reach 100,000 prestige by the end of the campaign. And whatever happens afer that, well, it depends on my mood...
So get on the server and start fighting for the Alliance!! This is a one time offer only (and its just for one night by the way, coz I'm that kind of girl).
 
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FPF_TraceyG

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Re: Some enticement to get the Feds back on DOE
« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2003, 02:18:28 pm »






















You didn't think I was serious, did you??  
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Maxillius

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Re: Some enticement to get the Feds back on DOE
« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2003, 02:24:41 pm »
also known as, "What happens when the evilness of NW is combined with the penchant for bastardly behavior of J'inn, with the sense to make everyone on the forums think she's got the body of Angelina Jolie"

I bow before your greatness, oh Master Bastard!!! lol

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Kroma_BaSyl

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Re: Some enticement to get the Feds back on DOE
« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2003, 02:42:20 pm »
I'll do one better......I am going to spend one night naked on a webcam with every fed or gorn that has an account already and doesn't reach 100K.

Kroma,

PS, Romulus here we come.
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FPF_TraceyG

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Re: Some enticement to get the Feds back on DOE
« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2003, 02:47:40 pm »
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also known as, "What happens when the evilness of NW is combined with the penchant for bastardly behavior of J'inn, with the sense to make everyone on the forums think she's got the body of Angelina Jolie"

I bow before your greatness, oh Master Bastard!!! lol

 



That's Mistress Bitch, thankyou, get it right!!
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Maxillius

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Re: Some enticement to get the Feds back on DOE
« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2003, 03:09:03 pm »
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also known as, "What happens when the evilness of NW is combined with the penchant for bastardly behavior of J'inn, with the sense to make everyone on the forums think she's got the body of Angelina Jolie"

I bow before your greatness, oh Master Bastard!!! lol

 



That's Mistress Bitch, thankyou, get it right!!  



my bad lol   I stand corrected
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SghnDubh

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Re: Some enticement to get the Feds back on DOE
« Reply #6 on: April 01, 2003, 03:20:28 pm »
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  For one night only, I will spend the evening with the lucky Fed or Gorn, on a borrowed friend's webcam, wearing just my birthday suit. Yes, thats right, I'll do a strip, right down to nothing, for any Fed that can reach 100,000 prestige by the end of the campaign.  




Where the   hell did I put that OP CD?  
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Scipio_66

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Re: Some enticement to get the Feds back on DOE
« Reply #7 on: April 01, 2003, 05:19:29 pm »
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  For one night only, I will spend the evening with the lucky Fed or Gorn, on a borrowed friend's webcam, wearing just my birthday suit. Yes, thats right, I'll do a strip, right down to nothing, for any Fed that can reach 100,000 prestige by the end of the campaign.  




Where the   hell did I put that OP CD?  



No need to search!  It's an EAW campaign!  And the Feds have some really cool ships.  (At least I think so.)

I can help with the offer here.  I can't post naked pictures of female D2 denizens, but I *do* have a photograph of J'inn passed out on a park bench, lightly covered in snow.  (And no I don't mean a jpg of a kitten I pulled from the web.  I took it on one of the nights we went drinking together.  He knows the shot I mean.)  I can e-mail it to any Fed who earns 100,000 by the end of the server.

-S'Cipio of the Shameless Bribery
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TOCXOBearslayer

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Re: Some enticement to get the Feds back on DOE
« Reply #8 on: April 01, 2003, 05:31:36 pm »
April Fool's Day, eh?  To be honest... my jaw dropped... then I got to this.....

Quote:

You didn't think I was serious, did you??  



But I will be on anyways.
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J'inn

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Re: Some enticement to get the Feds back on DOE
« Reply #9 on: April 01, 2003, 05:50:11 pm »
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I can help with the offer here.  I can't post naked pictures of female D2 denizens, but I *do* have a photograph of J'inn passed out on a park bench, lightly covered in snow.  (And no I don't mean a jpg of a kitten I pulled from the web.  I took it on one of the nights we went drinking together.  He knows the shot I mean.)  I can e-mail it to any Fed who earns 100,000 by the end of the server.

-S'Cipio of the Shameless Bribery  




Somehow I knew this day would come.  

<gets out checkbook>

How much for the pics Lizardbreath?

And I was not passed out!  I was resting!!

 
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Gumby

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Re: Some enticement to get the Feds back on DOE
« Reply #10 on: April 01, 2003, 05:57:24 pm »
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Well, fellow Alliance members, DOE is looking bad for us. The Feds in particular are having a tough time of it, and it seems like I'm the only one on the server at times. So, we need to do something fast, we only have a few days left.
So, I'm going to make the supreme sacrifice and offer a reward for any Fed or Gorn player that reaches 100,000 prestige by the end of the campaign. For one night only, I will spend the evening with the lucky Fed or Gorn, on a borrowed friend's webcam, wearing just my birthday suit. Yes, thats right, I'll do a strip, right down to nothing, for any Fed that can reach 100,000 prestige by the end of the campaign. And whatever happens afer that, well, it depends on my mood...
So get on the server and start fighting for the Alliance!! This is a one time offer only (and its just for one night by the way, coz I'm that kind of girl).
 



 If were gonna go this far, why dont we have all the  webcams going at the same time, make it a group thing.............  Well, i was gonna switch sides, but now I'm to scared to.....

Besides, i doubt it's April 1st in OZ now anyways.....
   
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Soreyes

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Re: Some enticement to get the Feds back on DOE
« Reply #11 on: April 01, 2003, 06:04:24 pm »
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I'll do one better......I am going to spend one night naked on a webcam with every fed or gorn that has an account already and doesn't reach 100K.

Kroma,

PS, Romulus here we come.  




OMG I'm in for it now. I'm so bad at flying Gorn, The Rom AI FFs are kicking my behind.

I want my APA
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SghnDubh

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Re: Some enticement to get the Feds back on DOE
« Reply #12 on: April 01, 2003, 06:06:46 pm »
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 [No need to search!  It's an EAW campaign!  (snip)

-S'Cipio of the Shameless Bribery  



DOH!
Gawd, that's gonna take even more diggin' ...
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TOCXOBearslayer

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Re: Some enticement to get the Feds back on DOE
« Reply #13 on: April 01, 2003, 07:03:53 pm »
Figures... I get on and guess who is NOT on?  

TraceyG........
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FatherTed

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Re: Some enticement to get the Feds back on DOE
« Reply #14 on: April 01, 2003, 07:09:05 pm »
Do all these great offers apply to Feds who happen to be flying Bruce for this campaign?    
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KRolling

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Re: Some enticement to get the Feds back on DOE
« Reply #15 on: April 01, 2003, 08:15:58 pm »
And what would you do if it was another girl???

I mean a straight one???

ACK!!! No offence, but ACK!!!!
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Maxillius

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Re: Some enticement to get the Feds back on DOE
« Reply #16 on: April 01, 2003, 08:52:57 pm »
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And what would you do if it was another girl???

I mean a straight one???

ACK!!! No offence, but ACK!!!!  



huh?
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KRolling

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Re: Some enticement to get the Feds back on DOE
« Reply #17 on: April 01, 2003, 09:24:31 pm »
Would TraceyG strip in front of another female if they had won??
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Maxillius

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Re: Some enticement to get the Feds back on DOE
« Reply #18 on: April 01, 2003, 09:34:01 pm »
ohhh I get it......

<borrows the Rolling Pin>
BASH
<out icky thoughts.. out!!!>
ow.... where am I?
THUD
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Scipio_66

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Re: Some enticement to get the Feds back on DOE
« Reply #19 on: April 01, 2003, 10:53:08 pm »
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And what would you do if it was another girl???

I mean a straight one???

ACK!!! No offence, but ACK!!!!  



Don't worry, KRolling, just remember S'Cipio's first rule of the internet:  All "women" you meet are really 45 year-old men with hairy backs and a beer gut.  (Except for your charming self, of course.)  I hope this new image of Tracey makes you feel better about your prospects of winning the prize.

-S'Cipio

PS:  Is that your real picture in your new avatar with the rolling pin?  Cool!
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