Topic: DOE: The Eclair (err, Gauntlet) is thrown down!

[Pharoah]

I have read in another thread a plea for Federation pilots to make their appearance on DOE.

More Fed's? We don't need any more.

I have, magnanimously, decided to provide the Federation with my Glorious and Incomparable skill, paragon of righteous duty that I am. Thus, I have put on the Mantle of Blue, and graced the DOE server with my Bountiful, Donuty Presence.

As I see it, its 1 GOD vs. oh, a couple thousand little green men. Sounds almost even, especially if you Greenies get a few more pointy eared's to help you .

Why is this so, do you say? Simple. I am better then you all. My mighty destroyer will decimate the ranks of Pointy Eared Silly People. Already, after several nights on the border, I have yet to see even a single opponent. Fear of my Righteous and Pastry-like Wrath precedes me, and all enemies flee in terror.

You cannont face me. You will not be victorious. And, you shall have NO DONUTS!!! Seek me only if you wish death, silly Men in Green! Thy doom awaits thee!!

Must I Taunt thee a second time?? (too steal a line from those Brucey allies o' mine...)

[mc_cloud]

*yawn*


 

[Matsukasi]

"All your donuts are belong to us. "

I'll see you tonight, Mr. donut-come-lately. Fear my romulan ineptitude, buster.
 

[SSCF Hooch]

<derisive snort>

 

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I have, magnanimously, decided to provide the Federation with my Glorious and Incomparable skill, paragon of righteous duty that I am. Thus, I have put on the Mantle of Blue, and graced the DOE server with my Bountiful, Donuty Presence.
 

 

[Green]

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I  Already, after several nights on the border, I have yet to see even a single opponent. Fear of my Righteous and Pastry-like Wrath precedes me, and all enemies flee in terror.  

The Gorn border doesn't count.  Suggest you try the Rom border.

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[Gumby]

 Is the Donut really a pastry?  I thought it was a food group????