Topic: AttN Iaidoka or blackmailing Herr Burt

[KATChuutRitt]

 Well Just thought I'd provide some extra encouragement to Herr Burt to get things moving.  Like posting his home phone number.  But must give him a little time so how about 1 digit per hour.

I feel that he would appreciate this as it is inspired by the Monty Python skit "Blackmail", and we know how much Herr Burt likes Monty Python.  The attention Iaidoka addition is to throw an extra bit of panic into him...

So without further ado I give you the first number..... 7

I can see the sweat on his forehead beginning....

[J'inn]

Second Number  =   0

[Kroma_BaSyl]

third number = 3

[Hondo_8]

Hmmmm how about 6 Bob?

[J'inn]

I love the smell of extortion in the weeeee hours of the morning.

 

[Pharoah]

Pat, I'd like to buy a number. Give me a....4

[KATChuutRitt]

Do I detect a conspiracy?......Nah.....

<snicker>

[J'inn]

Don't make us give out the 6th digit!!!   We'll do it I tell ya!!  We are desparate men here!

Hell, Hondo's already waking up half of Northern Virginia making random calls with the first five digits.  

[Maxillius]

LOL and I was hoping I wouldn't miss anything

for 3000 pounds and the keys to your Rover, let's have that 6th digit

[Herr Burt]

You are all very sick men.  With far too many telephone books at your disposal.

(I love that particular Python skit, by the way.  "No, no, we don't care sir.  We just want the money.")

-Herr Burt

[Maxillius]

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You are all very sick men.  With far too many telephone books at your disposal.

(I love that particular Python skit, by the way.  "No, no, we don't care sir.  We just want the money.")

-Herr Burt  

yes, and....?  

[Losiack]

Quote:


 Well Just thought I'd provide some extra encouragement to Herr Burt to get things moving.  Like posting his home phone number.  But must give him a little time so how about 1 digit per hour.

I feel that he would appreciate this as it is inspired by the Monty Python skit "Blackmail", and we know how much Herr Burt likes Monty Python.  The attention Iaidoka addition is to throw an extra bit of panic into him...

So without further ado I give you the first number..... 7

I can see the sweat on his forehead beginning....  

On behalf of the SPQR, we do not appreciate receiving redundant information. That number is already in our files as well as his home address, place of work, number of times he cheated on his income tax as well as on which line he did it.

Now if you could give us the result on his grade 5 math exam of november, it would fill a gaping whole in our data file. We don't know if he was sick that day since his regular doctor's office caught fire that day (It was reclassified as an accident as was planned but the operative was caught in an unrelated drive-by shooting)

Thank you in advance

SPQR Losiack
Correspondant for the Internal Romulan Information Service
The IRIS sees all

[KATChuutRitt]

In other words, you are missing the November 1971 edition of playboy, I've seen your secret files, you Rommie pervs.

[Losiack]

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In other words, you are missing the November 1971 edition of playboy, I've seen your secret files, you Rommie pervs.  

1) You have seen the secret file we wanted you to see
2) We have the 3D version of that issue
3) We use it only for research purpose. We read the articles and our plastic surgeons study the pictures for agent infiltration (Maybe I should have gone in medecine instead of journalism)

SPQR Losiack
Correspondant for the Internal Romulan Information Service
The IRIS sees all