Here is an condensed version (edited to remove all the obscure mumbo-jumbo lawyers like to use to obfuscate and confuse normal people. They are paid by the hour and use one fingered quadraplegic secretary to comply with Disability Act) of the email:
1) Birth certificate was a fake: that goat really was underage.
2) Hospital would not give reply to query about your lab analysis since the lab was quarantined and that marines armed with flamethrowers were surrounding the hospital.
3) My bill for legal services has been sent and the amount deducted from your swiss bank account.
J'inn
P.S. Make sure you disinfect your keyboard before and after you use it since my antivirus does not recognize that strain.
SPQR Losiack
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